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post and write poems, make them funny, make them sad, make them amazing, make them bad
The box is tiny
The box is black
The box is shiny
I want you back
The box shakes
The box turns white
The box hates
I will be alone tonight
Im not happy
Im not sad
Im just disappointed
That i am your dad
winds rise
winds fall
i dont care about the wind
i dont care about anything at all
no replies
tears in my eyes
>tfw just want to purge the world of vice and sin
>>24433959
Iktf bro, iktf.
>>24433959
>That haircut
Fucking wierdo hook nosed shit
>>24434222
fuck off gypsy
Who else /DALE/ here. Why is pitbull in almost every song at normalshit parties all you hear is dale
>>24433905
>normalshit parties
You're asking the wrong board here m8
>>24433905
MISTAH WORLWIDEbloxoxoxoxoxoxoxox
>>24433905
MISTAH WORLWIDEso cool
tags are /r9k/ and robot9001
>>24433875
the tags are r9k, omegler9k, and r9komegle dumbass
>>24433986
eat me nerd, I'm only here to meet girls
saturday night bump get in here
What are the female equivalents to male neckbeard attire?
>Unnatural color hair
>corsets
>Those tiney "cutesy" backpacks
>>24433823
Mfw I think all three of those are hot as fuck..
Collars and cat ears in public while holding their hands up like paws. Only applies if white, not Asian.
>>24433823
tumblr glasses
>31
>virgin
>still unsure of sexuality
>no friends
>live with terminally ill parent
>house leaks rain from the roof into the rooms
>trash piles everywhere
>no friends anymore to escape this
Elliot Rodgers is shit. He had a BMW and lived in California. What a piece of garbage.
/r9k/ a shit
just posting this for no reason whatsoever
enjoy your random bump
>I didn't even read OP
>>24433899
fag
You have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was not original.
>>24434062
no, i wasn't.
You was
btw: saging
Post essential /r9k/core
TV shows, movies, music, books, whatever
Let's build a list. Starting with an obvious one starring the prototypical robot, Jon Snow
epic thread friendo
He's an introverted chad, fuck off with your bullshit
Reminder that book Bateman, on top of only being rich because of his dad, is a complete dork who can't hold his spaghetti on a date and writes her a poem about niggers
TALL GUYS STOP DATING SHORT GIRLS
HOW ARE WE SHORT GUYS SUPPOSED TO HAVE A CHANCE WHEN YOU ASSHOLES KEEP TAKING AWAY THE SHORT GIRLS
you date the tall girls
But they are too cute
>>24433666
>be king of manlets
>want tall girl
>tall girls want even taller guys
>all I want is a girl I can look straight in the eye when we're barefoot
take this feel away
what are you going to eat tonight /r9k/?
>>24433543
My girlfriend's penis
>>24433578
>Friend
Get out normal.
>>24433543
TENDIES
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from Popeye's tbqh, familams.
no normies allowed edition
We have memes, music, and shitposting.
Spend the night with us and then stay forever.
https://www.dubtrack.fm/join/r9k_144278484062494
ahem . .
Forever.
>>24433511
nice dubs friend. I-
>>24433577
You also, have nice dubs. Wow. Many dubs in the dubtrack thread.
should i eat crisps or popcorn?
Obviously crisps. Also, don't get those lame, most basic Lays. Get salt and vinegar or something.
>>24433480
They're called potato chips you britlam fag
Popcorn always
>Wake up
>See this guy
>Try to run but he grabs you and fucks your asshole
>He calls you a faggot as he blows his load
What do?
>>24433313
>Cry alot
Well i guess call the police and tell them i've been raped.
>>24433313
Say no to racism.
>after two decades I finally lost my virginity todayw-what now?
GTFO NORMIE
ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
congrats, ree, etc.
how did you lose it?
Anthony that you????? lol
Why are grills so fucking ridiculous?
>Be me
>IT guy
>Just average weirdo
>Have a gf
>Gf always is ridiculing me
>Always treats me like shit
>Give her everything, even pay her rent for her when shes broke
>Buy all the food
>Do literally everything
>Gets mad when i don't want to go out on the weekend because im poor and tired and work from 6AM to 7PM
>Always flips out on me when i get super drunk because i have to deal with her\
>Is mad at me because of daddy issues
>Makes me do everything
>Talks shit about me to my roommates behind my back
>Roommates start ridiculing me all the time
>Life is fucking shit
>Now im a robot
>Gf gets mad about me being a robot
Seriously done with life guys. And i cant leave her or else she'll kill herself, shes already tried because she was angry that i drink so much because of her.
>What do, R9K
>>24433119
What do you mean by "now im a robot"? You have a gf, you have a job.
We robots don't wish to be associated with beta c u c k s like you t b h
>>24433119
HOW ABOUT YOU ACT LIKE A FUCKING MAN AND PUT THE BITCH IN HER PLACE YOU PUSSY
>people your age are marrying and having children
>you still haven't held a girl's hand
iktf friend. It's a bad feel.
>>24433089
Life is a blessing to some, and a cruel joke to others.
>people your age have careers and are buying houses
>you're still unemployed with student loan debt
