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My last name is Loengarde. At first glance, how do you think it's pronounced?
>low-en-guard
or
>low-en-guard-ay(y lmao)
also last name thread. r8 h8 particip8.
>tfw Henry
>>24425789
your last name is henry?
>>24425754
Loo-ngar-day
tfw when no sexy, witty post-apocalyptic gf
Why live?
Pipper is good but so are Cait and Curie
Nora>all
iktf
>I'm with the person I love, helping those in need. I couldn't imagine a better life.
;-;
witty? what?
she's annoying and opinionated.
jesus fuck I hate her
I LOVE being called mommy
>>24425523
Let me impregnate you so you can be a mommy
>>24425523
Why? I dont get it
I kinda don't like the mommy talk..please don't make me think of my mother..why u do this
We just had one of these yesterday, but let's do this again, just for the lulz
ROBOT STATS AND MEETUP THREAD
Please don't mute me again :(
This new system is shit
Except tonight im drinking
>>24425702
>people I know through r9k
How do you make friends on here?I think I'm too autistic for r9k
I wish theres someone to dribk with me right now
I drink with you. Many vodka.
>>24425310
I only have umeshu is that ok with ou vodka friend
>>24425341
You sound pretty drunk already. Maybe you want to lie down?
I read somewhere that INTPs make the least amount of money out of anyone.
Why is that? Aren't they supposed to be like the smartest and most analytical?
They do what they like, not what makes money
They hoard the most information and do the least with it because they're useless
t. INTP
Generally unmotivated and awful with people
explains why so much of 4chan gets that from their tests
Anyone else get little to no advice from their parents? And was that advice (or lack thereof) pretty shitty?
My dad gave me very little advice... Just pearls of 'wisdom.'
"Don't stick it in crazy."
"Always wrap your shit up."
"Learn from my mistakes!" *Then he'd point at me*
Thanks Dad. Fuck you.
>"Learn from my mistakes!" *Then he'd point at me*
Oh fuck
>>24425199
My dad never really gave me any such "father to son advice". I don't think my mom ever really did either; she was the one who taught me how to shave though, and tried but failed to teach me how to ride a bike. They didn't help me do homework or study either. I stayed in my room alone pretty much all day, even before I got a computer.
>>24425264
I never got help with homework or studying either... My mom and stepdad always offered to help, but when I'd ask them they'd act like I was annoying them and pissing them off, so I just stopped asking.
Podcasts
So what do you guys listen to?
My favourites are counter monkey, Sargon of akkad streams and this American life.
Also /radio and podcasts/ when hiro?
>>24425182
Also inb4 you don't bong here you are not welcome here
Podcasts are the most robotic media after books. It's just like TV but without the normoes
Do those with video count too? I watch RLM and Gamergate related ones, I have no friends and listening to people talking to each other is nice. It's not really enough anymore, I don't think I'll stay here much longer. :(
"Hardcore History" by Dan Carlin
"Monday Morning Podcast" by Bill Burr
"Faff The Dog" by Teddy Faffincox
https://archive.is/OGh59
Where do you fall when it comes to feminine penis penetration?
>>Don't worry, this is just a new trend with the overly PC kids. It'll die out completely in a decade. When they're more mature, they'll realize being a male and taking dick in the ass is typically homosexual behavior.
/r/drama is just for edge lords who are upset they got banned from /r/subredditdrama
Even the mods of drama hate the users and constantly mock them. I know because I know pretty much everyone of them
>talking about reddit politics on /r9k/
oh my god can you get more casual
>>24425176
Taking dick is always gay
Giving dick is never gay
Name one of your more weirder fetishes and why you like it and name a fetish that you find repulsing/don't understand why it's a fetish all and describe your disgust/confusion for it.
I'll start.
>Vore
i like seeing women struggle when they're in tight spaces but it's mostly down to how well the artist can convey the victims struggle so more often than not i end up searching for good vore artists.
>Bimbofication
why would destroying a character's personality and making them into a generic cock lusting STD ridden whore ever be appealing?
I want a big fat sweaty smelly hairy guy to sit on my face.
I don't even know why.
Futanari here, love dicks but not males
>>24425123
>pregnancy
The figure of a woman is so fucking sexy when pregnant. You have enlarged tits, hips and ass, and you got a nice round belly as a bonus. And I'm also an autistifag and I get turned on by the fact that there's a life growing inside a woman
>scat
Literally how could someone be turned on by human, or pretty much any living thing's waste. It's disgusting and you're bound to get heaps of diseases
>girlfriend has a sudden like of rap music after hating it
Jesus fucking Christ.
>omg Anon do you want to go to a Joey Badass concert with me?
not unless lil herb is showing up you bandwagon jumping metalface doom hating whore.
>>24425038
>girlfriend
>girlfriend
>girlfriend
Go to /soc/ with this shit. Jesus, man.
If she hasn't already fucked Tyrone, she'll be out looking for him.
normies reeeee edizone
Whenever i get depressed about being alone, pictures like this cheer me up
Why would I hate women? They've been oppressed by men for centuries.
Males are far worse.
>>24424969
women arent even worth hating imo
Why not become a Muslim or Mormon, robots?
It's the only way to get a pure young waifu these days.
Why should I want a waifu?
I honestly don't get it.
>>24424962
>implying they all look like that
>implying being a muslim is fun
>implying you'll get a girl like that
even muslim girls want muslim chads
all girls are the same
>>24425036
This. I'm a 25 hkv mormon. They'd rather fuck some random homeless man of the street than me
They're not that pure btw
>there was a time when I felt guilt for being drunk before noon
Who /alcoholism/ here? Happy Saturday, everyone.
I'm actually considering suicide by alcohol overdose. how much booze is needed to kill a 115lbs 5'10 male?
>>24424949
I don't know, but the best way would probably be to drink as much as you can as fast as you can before your body has a chance to respond.
My tolerance is so high I don't know if I could drink enough to actually kill myself, would probably just get sick. Good luck, anon.
>>24425040
I had alcohol poisoning once, maybe 10 years ago. I drank maybe half a liter of vodka. I think 2 liters should be enough
Tinder thread
>rip conversation edition
>>24424830
That's about as far as I get too
Don't know what women want
>be forward and funny
>conversation dies
>be interesting and interested in her
>conversation sudokus
>straight up ask for sex
>best conversation turns out it's a bot
I can get matches and number but I can't meet anyone, what the fuck...
>>24424905
You need to be asking for sex but in a humorous and playful way.
>>24424920
like how?I am so white i love it i love it
