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Why aren't you polyamorous, /r9k/? Monogamy is a social construct that isn't supported at all by evolutionary science. Men were built to spread their seed far and wide with as many women as possible.
>>24423179
the christians will come after you
>>24423179
Social constructs are also evolutionary strategies, fully supported by science. Adaptation for local environmental particularities and socio-technological tendencies.
ID totally live with several gfs, aint gonna happen tho.
Story time /r9k/eks
>be me working wagekek
>shower and shave every day, use cologne and try look after myself
>Had braces so 8/10 teeth
>Still weird smile bc fuck life
>6"3 Man
>first week at work
>indian qt 8/10 greets me and introduces herself
>really cute height, amazing smile
>loveatfirstsight.jpeg
>have awkward yet pleasant greeting conversation
>see her around and chat at work a bit
>After a few weeks she gets a little bit flirty
cont?
Contoc desu senpai
>>24422955
>Indian
>qt
Is this a prank?
>>24422955
Oh god i fucked up the word limit
REE
ANyway conting
>Ask her if she wants to go to coffee
>she says she needs to check her schedule in a weird way
>fuck my life
at this point i was literally like fuck me dead no way literally so stupid ofc she wouldn't like this why did i even try.
>Get upset
>Whatevernothingnew.gif all day
>end of work, leaving
>qt catches up to me and tells me it's on
>whatthefuckOKAY.jpeg
>I, being the autist i am got really excited, When I was at home i full started thinking like of spending time with her and fucking her and just actually being in a relationship
>realize being a autist
>Consciously stop myself from thinking these poisonous thoughts
>Have to remind myself I have been hurt too much from being too stupid and getting too attached too quick
>Literally get so attached in .2 s and end up hurting myself more than i need to bc retarded
>Decide to calm down
>My mood somehow turns negative and I get mad
>Not just mad mad, but fucking MAD
>I started yelling for no reason, I screamed into my pllow trying to wrap my head around the fact that I'm getting so excited over literally nothing and I'm dumb
>anyway
>Coffee day rolls round and I meet her there, she's 5 minutes late.
>Whole 5 minutes I think she ditched me
>Literally tearing up in store
>Oh there she is hello
>she see's me and waves
>we sit down, greet and start talking about work
>she orders this big milkshake thing and I just order a frappucino
cont
when did you gave up on life?
Nobody here has ever given up on life otherwise they wouldn't still be alive.
I haven't given upon completely. I still have a job and try and be as attractive as I can. But I have given up on every having a girlfriend and I don't care about society any more.
>>24422949
i did
i don't expect anything anymore
i'm dead inside just waiting for my body to catch up
/uni/ thread
How you guys holdin' up?
htfhteey54
Women's studies is below electrical engineering
>>24422919
what tier is failing
>be a politics and international relations student
>about to finish last assignment of the year
>going on a date with a qt next week, i know it's going nowhere but i don't mind, it's like practice for the future
>going home for christmas in three weeks
>started playing indoor hockey in september, have become really good at it
4/5, life's good. I just have two presentations to do next week and they're always really stressful as English isn't my native language. That's the only thing that's making me worry atm.
Who /poor/ here?
Im running out of food by Monday and I can afford more until thursday
>>24422895
Do you have access to a food bank or Salvation Army?
>>24422895
just go to sleep
you can't feel hunger in your sleep
>>24422911
No such thing here bud
I'm so sick of playing video games. It's literally the only hobby whereby you waste hours on, and gain zero knowledge from.
What should I pick up now? I'm watching animes at the moment and honestly, I think it might be a waste of time too.
WHATS THE MOST PRODUCTIVE THING I CAN DO.
>>24422848
Killing yourself right now.
Exercise? Read? Clean the house?
become a trap
Does life get any better when you finish your studies and start working? I just hate memorizing. What are the pros and cons of having a job?
b00mp
machinist here
pros:
>automatically have some friends
>have money
>have "experience" that you can trade for a better job
cons:
>have to deal with women
>its usually boring
Rather that looking at the pros and cons, I'm more interested in what you would consider a viable alternative to being a wageslave.
>MFW I shouldn't have bothered because I wasn't going to get paid any way.
>>24422769
Who's paying you for what?
>>24422769
laid, not paid.
Do you have cum jizz after masturbating?
Why have you done that?
What could possibly explain this increase?
Tinder and SJWs who encourage promiscuity.
Increase in population anyone?
>>24422728
I remember reading this and being happy it broke it down into age and genders but it didn't bother with race.
I wonder why.
Femanon here, why do you guys hate women?
I'm 19 and a virgin, I don't fit the stereotype that you guys always go on about and most of my friends group consists of nerdy guys and gamers (no chads that is always implied). I spend the majority of my day painting, playing runescape (not training cooking) posting here and listening to music. I don't go out and club with other girls and prefer to play games with my friends. I stream league on and off with a low viewer count around 50s and don't go out much. I've never had a real relationship with a guy but thats mainly because there's no one that feels that way about me, my friends buy me a lot of things and I know one of them has always liked me (I don't date him because he's the same height as me and is not fit).
Am I not allowed to not date people I don't find attractive?
Why is this board so misogynistic, I thought you guys wanted a relationship.
Nice try kid, bait made me chuckle.
Better luck next time.
>>24422478
Pretty well done, OP. Up until the 'I don't date him' part this thread being real was still a possibility.
>>24422478
>Why is this board so misogynistic, I thought you guys wanted a relationship.
trolls trolling trolls trolling trolls
>2015
>doesn't smoke cigarettes
Were you bullied at school?, Are you autistic or both?
>b-but it kills you.
So? Is life a competition of who lives the longest?
>you get hooked!!!
No you don't, if you're not underage and you know how to smoke responsibly.
>it.. IS A WASTE OF MONEY!!!
Who says you have to buy a pack a day, fucking bonehead.
>>24422425
Smoking is pointless, just like your life.
>>24422425
>reminder this is what cigarettes look like now, due to FDA mandated changes
>>24422437
look at this pussy, he's actually AFRAID of smoking
YOU CANNOT MAKE THIS UP
STAY MAD LUNGFAG
How do I become happy?
>>24422341
Have sex with an attractive women
>>24422359
this tbquiteh familia
>>24422341
Not spend your whole life in search of it.
Who do you think smells better?
>>24422214
The snake
the trees in the background
>>24422218
Snakes dont smell they dont have noses
>NBA street
>tfw just playing all day and having fun
>Thanksgiving feels
>tfw nothing is fun anymore except drugs, which are becoming less fun
>>24422145
i feel this feel
>>24422138
I've been playing TERA and it's really comfy desu senpai.
The scenery and the movement of the characters is really nice and satisfying if that makes sense.
I had sex with Stacy and finished a few hours ago.
SHE LET ME RECORD THE WHOLE THING TOO
>>24422081
time to deliver OP
>>24422081
video where
post it pls
