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ITT post encounters with retarded sjw's or feminists.
feel free to start, OP
Why do SJW's always looked so pissed off all the time?
>Be me
>be bored
>haven't talk to friend in 1 1/2 years
>remember her being chill
>hit her up skype to play games
>during convo casually call her a nigger
> I think its cool because we're both black
>flips the fuck out
>then asks me why me a black person would ever use the word nigger
>isn't it our word
>no nigga is our word nigger is nobody's word
>bitch it's the same thing
>calls me an ignorant coon
>call her out for calling me coon because, it's just as racist as nigger
>she hits me with this shit
> imma educate you before I remove you from everything.
>Coon is a word socially aware black people use towards dumb ass self-hating black people. an ignorant black person is a coon. a black person who licks the ass of white people is a coon. black people who talk down on their race are coons. black dudes who "only prefer white and latino women" are coons. black chicks who "only date white guys" are coons. black people who make black lives matter jokes are coons. black people who jokingly say nigger are coons. I can go on but I think you get it, yeah?
>I had a lot of hope for u dude.
>mfw I don't know what the fuck just happened
>mfw shes only dated white dudes the whole time I knew her
>calm down tumblrina
>don't cute your self on that edge
then she proceeds to delete me off Skype and snapchat>>24417423
>moved from TX to FL to be with BF of 9 months
>3 years later
>isolated, nothing but me, him, his friend and his gf, despite ALL my best efforts to get him to branch out and reconnect
>he now has a "new" friend
>a "lesbian"
>he talks about breaking up for the first time in our entire relationship twice in the last 2 months
tell me every single reason why I'm being ridiculous right now, I really need to know. give me your worst.
>i know its insecurity
>i know im being irrational
>what else you got?
>>24417384
Uhhhhh need more info
>>24417384
its one thing if hes trying to work it out.
its another if hes texting her the ENTIRE time you're on "date night" with him.
Yeah from the info youve given us you should have never followed him that far. Get out now while you can before he breaks it off with u
Should I get this jacket, I would ask /fa but they are all little faggots just for posting about fashion.
>>24417378
Leather jackets are tacky, no
>>24417413
I would look cool 2bh
>>24417378
christian bale is a tall, muscular, handsome alpha male who looks good in just about anything
on the other hand you a fat manlet with oily skin and are guaranteed to look like a tryhard weirdo if you wear that jacket.
I WANNA CUTE BOYFRIEND I WANNA CUTE BOYFRIEND I WANT A CUTE BOYFRRIIIEEENNDDD!!!!!!!!!
Gayfags get outta my /r9k/.
>>24417343
Too bad, it is only i! Ugly neckbeard! Where do i send in my application to your heart?
Hello OP, I am a cute boy who is also a homosexual. Would you like to partake in some sex of the butt?
2 more days till your back at work wagecuks.
I work a day on the weekend sometimes :)
Jokes on me I work today fuck
>>24417313
Actually I get monday, tuesday and wednesday off.
I work the weekend evenings because you neets and other wagekeks who are off tip the best
Not a friday night goes by where I make under $120 in six hours.
Made $104 tonight working from 6pm to 10pm, took 16 deliveries
15~20 hour work weeks.
Pic related.
ITT: Advice for girls your mom gave you
>Treat girls like princesses and they'll like you
>>24417107
This works if you have money
Obligatory:
>just be yourself!
my mom never gave me any advice
Alright robots. I got an unkempt fembot NEET on the line. She believes NEET men on average are more intelligent, insightful, and worth reproducing with than wagies. Wagies are just dead bodies on auto pilot, and can't really become interesting people when they never have any free time. Submit your questions to her.
Friday night. They get to simulate freedom for two nights in a row.
>>24417010
where are the fucking NEET tits?
>>24417010
Why should we care?
>tfw no semi-retarded Asian gf
Why are derpy looking Asians to hot?
>>24416984
This chick talks like she's a black chick from the projects.
>>24417063
I'm pretty sure she is from the projects, she's a total hoodrat.
She looks like she has fetal alcohol syndrome. Hot little body though.
Challenge: Greentext reasons why you are on /r9k/ and try to justify your presence here.
>>24416925
because i haven't had sex with chad in 6 days what a terrible dry spell ;_;
>be obese wagekek
>drop out w/ GED
>use 4chan
need i say more?
>>24416952
Typical fembot, why am I not surprised? You whore.
>>24416993
That sounds awful, fembot. I hope things get better for you very soon.
CHECKMATE
>>24416738
>defending pedophiles
horrifying
> Queen of bad decisions...
>>24416738
Bitch he was never a she.
What's the gayest thing you've ever done?
ERP cuteboys anime posters need not apply.
>>24416735
made out with a dude
he tried to go all the way but I was like "naw nigga I aint gay"
never really did anything since. that was about ten years ago.
Almost fucked a trap.
I had her on the bed, and disrobed her, uh, nether regions. And then I saw the penis -they'd told me, I thought I could handle it- and then I went limp. And I didn't even want to think of her getting harder whilst doing it.
So I just made out with her and... and I jacked her off till I she'd cum twice and was all nice and gasping, then I pretended that I was going to go in but said I had a headache and excused myself.
I got fucked in the butt.
>tfw have to buy clothes from the kids section
Have you considered trying out for the role of a Jawa or Ewok in one of the new Star Wars movies?
Have you considered being my sh0ta bf
>>24416496
i'm not that short m8
>>24416530
i would like a gf but it's almost impossible at my height ;_;
Why is she so happy in this pic?
>2 cosk ready to please her
i dunno
>>24416397
She's happy because the sex reassignment surgery seems to have gone well.
>Right guy looks way better
>Left guy has the better cock by far
Which would you rather be, robots?
How many sexual partners can a woman have had before you would stop considering her wife material?
The girl I'm infatuated with I know has had 9 boyfriends and least 12 total sexual partner. But that's just the ones I know of, I'm sure there would be a quite a few one night stands too. She backpacked across Europe in her early 20s so it's probably 20+ and maybe even 30 or more.
At what point does it become too many?
If she was dating them for a reasonable amount of time first, then I really wouldn't care about the number. It's the one night stands that would be a red flag for me.
1.
No hymen, no diamond senpai.
>>24416290
>How many sexual partners can a woman have had before you would stop considering her wife material?
I would stop considering her wife material if she had sex ever, with anyone besides me.
Have you ever had a female orbiter?
Yes, but only recently, I moved back to my hometown and am working a fast food job (lol) and there's lots of young girls there who think that i'm the shit just for having a car. There's a chubby 17 year old there who orbits me. It's a lot different than I thought it'd be. Like, she just makes lots of sexual jokes and asks me to be her boyfriend a lot, it's not timid shadowing, like what I've seen.
highschool, had a stacy like me, saw her spying on me when I walked by her house to school
>>24416277
they're usually really undesirable
