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>be fembot
>get a fulltime job finally
>its a male dominated job filled to the brim with men
>thismightbemychancetogetabf.png
>even mums says "oh you might meet someone there!"
>go to work
>my team is all women except for one guy
>guy is roughly my age, maybe a year younger
>single
>not attractive but my type because Im trash
>mfw he goes out of his way to avoid talking to me
>all I've done is introduce myself and ask about his weekend.
well, lets not do that again.
>>24413558
How fat are you? bloxu
>>24413558
You realize the only reason he's on a team of women is because he is the least competent male at your workplace.
>>24413586
pretty fat like 250 pounds.its not even good fat, like a fat ass and thighs, it's all on my stomach.
>>24413590
nah that's another team.
>be indian
>no indian girl wants you
>no non-indian girl wants you
>see black monsters get your own women before you
>literally have nothing cool about me or my culture that is appealing to ANyone
>come from india at age 17
>get bullied by black boys
>2 years later i still am getting teased by blacks
>i hate black boys
What should i do
Say: At least I'm not a nigger.
>>24413524
Poo in loo. Perhaps that would work?
Become the next great an hero. And this time, SJW's can't cry white privilege.
How do we cure depression, bros?
Death can cure anything
Surrounding yourself with people you care about and who care about you. Finding productive things to do with your day. Living up to your potential instead of refreshing the front page for hours everyday.
This board is a precursor to depression. It's all fun and games until you're pissing in bottles and REEEEEing under your breath. You think it won't happen to you but remember, you're a product of your environment
>>24413401
figure out what is causing your depression
#1 cause is a virus. kill the virus and your depression is gone
#2 cause is caffeine poisoning. stay away from that shit, and do whatever you have to to sweat it out of your system
>tfw we just a bunch of atoms and germs
>>24413350
Not really, well, technically yeah from your perspective. You're a procedurally generated character in an educational simulation, but only really when someone making use of the simulation is interacting with you in some way. Otherwise you don't exist.
You're not going to believe me though, I've been trying to get one of you to believe me for a good long while. Pretty safeguarded, kindof anti-immersive in a way but it's aside the point to be fucking around like this I guess.
>tfw the thought of the purposelessness of life saps you of emotion and energy but then your animal instincts reassert themselves and you relapse into vain hope with no definite object.
> tfw indeterminism becomes proven and scientists worldwide commit sudoku
Popper would be rolling in his grave right now if he saw the current reception of science as absolute fact.
Ohboyherewego.jpg
>>24413286
This thread should be some quality Friday night entertainment. Don't let me down, OP.
>>24413286
im sorry friend, unless ur a 7 or more defeat is all but certain
>>24413349
I had a feeling. I'm gonna give this an hour before changing my profile to become a Chad.
who else /high/ here
>>24413270
fuck of with your normie drugs.
lol that piece fukken made me laugh. thats a hose isnt it
>>24413309
nothing wrong with a good old powerade bong
who /mischief/ here?
>take picture of the woods
>edit bigfoot in
>tell friends it's real
>it's not
https://youtu.be/Rapf3g_XvCc
>In my room fapping
>hear relatives outside just arrived
>I go out shake all of their hands
>I didn't wash my hands moments prior
>>24413218
>friends
Fuck off normie
>mfw killing my teammates to take their care packages
Can we all agree that being a virgin is the minimal requirement for being a robot?
It's not though, bitchboi
Nah cause you and your unfortunate partner can have a lapse of judgement.
You guys won't believe it but losing the v card don't change nothing. Except the stigma of course. Oh god the stigma. Never mind, forget I said anything.
>>24413167
No. I'm a robot and I put my dick in an even more awkward fembot.
ITT: words you hate
Pic related. Somehow feeble-minded business types turned this word from "working together" into "workign together creating a an entity greater than the sum of its parts." Not only that, but they've taken "greater" in this context to mean "better," which it clearly does not.
Fucking jargon.
trending
sandwich
paradigm
Movies that stuck with you.
Pic related
>>24412972
Dead Man and Stalingrad both because of the ending scenes
No country for old men and Papillon.
>>24412972
Beau Travail
the last scene is really beautiful
Alright robots let me preface this by saying you can fuck off with normie moralfaggotry
Now that we have that out of the way....
I've been dating this broad for a while now, almost 5 yrs. When we first started dating she was a militant feminist. She's slowly recovering from that and making the transition into a pet/submissive mentality. Old habits die hard, and the last big hurdle is actually getting her to enjoy being owned/used. I think the easiest way to accomplish this is building her dependency on drugs. She's been into xannies before and we both dig the way she reacts to it
Thinking about going through the darkweb, and I guess I'm just wondering if anyone has done anything like this or has any experience with xanax specifically
Pls help
>>24412911
Very interesting except this isn't reddit nor is it your personal blog.
>>24412911
How about you get her to have a physical dependancy on my dick?
>>24412959
Well to be fair I asked a question and this actually is my personal blog . You're a guest here be nice
Would you date an older woman, anon?
i have (sort of)
she was only 5 years older than me though
>>24412860
hell yes
my teacher oneitis is in her mid 40s
i'd marry her
>>24412860
I've let them take me out on dates, the role turn is pretty nice, I have a bit of a fetish for them so the sex is fun.
never do anything serious relationship wise, but then I don't do that with women my age.
New Chris Chan video.
go to five minutes in
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cQe38GrcLy8
>>24412838
This isn't funny anymore.
This is ahorror movie.
>>24412838
Fuck you nigger, we get it. He's weird XD so fucking epic.
It's been like a decade. Move on with your life. Go do something else.
>>24412838
i haven't laughed this much at a chris chan movie in a while.
![tumblr_nm3yg9LyFI1tnrfm9o1_400[1].gif](https://i.imgur.com/P8TgyIJ.gif "tumblr nm3yg9LyFI1tnrfm9o1 400[1]")
i'm hungry and want some pizza
what topping should i get
Supreme my pasty nigga
pepperoni
fags will tell you that's pleb but it's really classic
sausage is the only correct choice
>be me in highschool
>suicidal
>horrible death in family
>hate all my teachers they treat me like shit
>only one cool teacher
>older lady
>very friendly
>understanding
>email her from then on
>talk to her regularly
>she is super friendly and easy to talk to
>my only friend
>almost like a mom
>fast forward
>freshman at uni
>invites me to house
>eat lunch and catch up
>she is honest with me, she is lonely and kind of sad
>try so hard to hide boners b/c i never noticed how pretty she is
>she's old but she's aged well
>can't stop thinking about her
what do?
her husband died when she was like 40 btw
(pic related, she looks alot like this chick, same hair and face shape but bigger tits)
>>24412622
>freshman at uni
>invites me to house
>eat lunch and catch up
>she is honest with me, she is lonely and kind of sad
she was hoping you'd make a move man.
>>24412662
I don't know. I am a kv and I don't want to ruin our relationship by making a creepy advance. She is almost like a second mother.
>>24412767
you have to do it jokingly, just put your lips up to her to where she can't tell if you're serious.
Her bird-brain hormones will kick in and she'll fuck you.
