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ITT: Music/albums women won't understand. Never.
DSBM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NAY3mIGkt2g
I have no basis for this. Just a hunch.
Women can't into compound time signatures.
what does r9k drive?
i want to get one of these.
why would you ask what we drive if you are just going to post a dream car
either way here is my dream car
Lexus RX, obviously, why would anyone drive anything else?
The best part is watching all the white people get mad and talk shit about its looks because they don't know how to design cars that look as cool as this.
1990 W124 2.5L diesel turbo
>Webasto fuel heater
>Air conditioning
>Intercooled + tuned making a bit over 140hp on stock IP and turbo
>electric front windows and sunroof
>ASD rear end and half shafts from an SL 500 R129
>hardened up automatic transmission
Had it for 2 years and 5 months and I've put 80 thousand kilometers on it myself. I've also done all the maintenance on it myself as I have with my two previous mercs.
Only 523k km's on the odo, pulls and rides rather nicely for an old beater :^)
Tfw gf is leaving for airforce on the 1st
She's going to fuck a lot of dudes.
>>24410244
must be hard dating a fighter jet. Date an attack helicopter instead. Much more likely to commit.
>>24410244
Literally every dude's going to use her whenever he wants to fap.
>2015 version of Staceys are no longer mean
>they are actually nice
How do we adapt?
>>24410238
>mean staceys crush your self esteem
>nice staceys make you feel condescended to and pathetic
there's no winning either way
>>24410238
Plot twist. Betas are now the new chads stacys want
I'm an 18 year old high school senior, just wanted to pop in to say you're full of shit. All generations of Stacys at my school are all whores, don't notice you or treat you like you're human if you're not Chad, and don't even notice you.
There is this girl named Aurora at my school with a huge butt. She has a fucked up voice, is not funny, and acts like a total cunt. She is also really popular, a cheerleader, and dates some Chad.
>hey anon can you help put this applesauce in my pussy?
I fucking haven't had applesauce in forever.
>>24410193
Sorry, I'm on the paelo diet
>>24410231
tried some last week for the first time in like 13 years. Would not recommend.
hello acid
hello lad
>>24410192
Ello mate I'm on shrooms
Holy shit is that what Tensnake looks like now?
I'm kek'ing so hard here.
>spending money for therapy
>not dealing with your issues yourself
Why don't you self medicate with alcohol? I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than have to frontal lobotomy.
>>24410191
Doing this right now
>>24410191
On it, bruv.
>>24410191
>Using RumChata to get you drunk
Topkek
You know, I know these aren't really Nyanners' feet. I know that when I look at them, my dick is just telling my brain that they are hers.
After 25 years of tfw no gf, you know what I realize?
Ignorance is bliss.
>>24410160
why does nyanners sound so autistic even though she looks relatively normal
>>24410160
>"Cypher, why are you talking about a girl's feet and who plugged you into the Matrix?"
>>24410160
>watch demented foot videos
>some are prolly dude / trap feet
>just keep going anyways and pretend they're girls
those feet could even be a guys
how do I get with a beautiful asian women like this?
not taking blatant pictures of them helps
>why is he pointing his phone at me
You dun goofed
>>24410121
>>24410153
>implying she could tell
Hey guys I just inherited 10,000$ USD from my uncle.
Is this enough to live on for the rest of my life?
>>24410060
Only if you kill yourself in the next 6 months.
>>24410060
lol no. Male US life expectancy is 76. Let's say you live roughly 50 years more before dying. US minimum wage is $7.25/hour, which is around $15,000/year. So what you have is less than one year's worth of minimum wage, and most people on minimum wage have a difficult time supporting themselves. To have the equivalent of a minimum wage income for the next 50 years of your life, you would need well over $750,000 total.
>>24410060
kek no
if you do nothing to get returns from it you're looking at (assuming you have 50 years left, which might be on the low end) you're looking at living on $17 a month
if you get returns from it you might be able to bump that up to like $20 a month
>when you watch all of your oneitis' videos and theres no more left
help...
she stopped making videos?
>>24409998
no she posted two today but it's not enough
i should just unsubscribe fuck my life i can't live knowing that she exists and i'll never even be near her
>>24410039
if you can't watch her without it driving you crazy then you need to have something else to focus on.
>accidentally sat on my sister's child and killed it
Should I just end it now? I haven't even felt the grief yet. This really, REALLY fucking sucks.
AGAIN? FUCK DUDE HOW MANY CHILDS DOES SHE HAVE? CAN'T SHE MAKE MORE ANYWAYS?
top fucking kek. how old was it? how do you even do something like that? story please
I remember this thread.
>Go to sushi establishment
>Order 8 salmon rolls
>I-it's for me and my friends
Who here /fat/?
Haha lol
Why's she eating the phone haha
That's not how you use them! Lol!
>>24409625
lel those quirky nips senpai XD
I doubt you could eat 8 entire salmon rolls.
Here's the deal. I work two part-time jobs. One job has my health benefits and pays me 13.00 bucks an hour to scan packages and put stickers on them. I work like 15 hours a week at that job. My other job is a neet dream job. I get payed 20 bucks an hour to hand out radios for half hour while the rest of the 7 half hours is me playing videogames and shitposting on 4chan. I bring in about 30k a year after taxes and live on my own. I have the opportunity to move up into management and make more money but I actually enjoy what I'm doing and have no motivation to move up the corporate ladder. So if you were in my position what would you do?
>>24409323
move up the ladder, stop being a lazy sack of shit
Tell them you're happy where you are if they offer to promote you, otherwise keep doing your job
>>24409502
Yeah I was planning to do that but here's some more info, my dad works here. So im most likely gonna look like a piece of shit when I reject the offer.
I got an awfully sore throat, like it hurts just to swallow something
Any tips to fix this, /r9k/?
>>24409275
Take a break from sucking cocks for a day or two.
>>24409275
eat a spoonful of honey f a m, it does wonders. it coats your throat and soothes it.
honey is a bee's version of maple syrup, hmmm....
>>24409275
Gargle with warm salt water a lot.
Keep yourself warm.
Drink tea with lemon.
Its going to be alright bruv.
