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How does this image make you feel, robots?
>>24406887 You use Android and I appreciate that.
>>24406887
>i love cats
no shit
biggest redflag there is
>>24406887
>non binary
>prefer them/they pronouns
I don't understand. Oh wait! Its because she looks like there there are other people inside her? Or shes just plain bat shit crazy?
>doing college group project
>have a mandatory meeting with the group on the only day off of classes i have
>pretty pissed because I spent the night jerking off and photoshopping people i went to highschool with in various porno scenes
>end up not even cumming so i have to leave having edged enough to have cum sitting in my shaft
>meeting is boring, spend most of my time looking at the cute westernized asian girl in the group and imagining all sorts of lewd scenarios that she's in and thinking of what kind of fetishes she would be into, she seemed like the type to love anal and degredation/humiliation
>had to bring my laptop in to display a powerpoint presentation that i was assigned to do so it's hooked up to a tv in the meeting room
>i'm not that autistic to have anime backgroudns or rance exe's on my desktop so nobody thinks twice at my outstretched wallpaper of pic related
>take a five minute break and i decide to email myself some funny picture ideas to photoshop when i get home
>sign in using my @cumallover.me email address
>write out as much information as i can, something about the asian girl being in some twin peaks black lodge type room with purple walls and green floors that are textured with japanese ascii emotion and she's kneeling in front of a statue of david with one long horsecock flowing down his milky marble thighs like one of those /d/ photos
>forgot to remove the projector cable from my laptop and all of this was on the tv
>tfw paid 30k to go to college and be expelled with a sexual offense charge and now 28k in debt with no chance at getting a job
can any of you people tell me where to get a helium tank again?
jesus christ that is rough
did you get a refund on any of your tuition?
>>24406950
none of it. i worked for a few weeks which got me to pay off 2000 of it, which is why i'm left with the rest
I don't believe you, mang.
Why do these feminists believe they should get equal pay for unequal work?
>>24406855
because women are like robots mentaly, and have a strong sense of entitlement
>>24406855
I love that episode.
As soon as the equal pay bullshit starts getting serious, they better make it so that the male porn actors get paid the same amount.
Ask a person who's probably going to flip burgers for life anything.
Do you like burgers?
>>24406732
Do you like flips?
How do you feel about a $15/hr minimum wage?
/gf/ general
Robots with gf's get in here. How are things between you and the misses?
Best feeling in the world.
I abandoned all red pill beliefs already.
I'm 5'7, ugly & balding and she is 5'11 cute as fuck, it's like everything r9k made me feel bad about had no importance
>>24406643
how long has it been for you two to being together?
4 years or so. Moved country to be with her (my work can be done from anywhere) so her innate and never-depleting sense of gratitude make life fucking blissful.
>only girl I have a decent chance with is ugly
JUST
>girl I have a decent chance with
leave
>only guy I have a decent chance with is ugly.
>>24406536
>having standars
>>>/facebook/
I know half of you guys are this
>>24406485
>implying people WANT to be considered country
>>24406510
go to any suburb in texas then come back to me
>>24406510
Some people do. It's actually disgusting
Anyone got anymore of these gf simulator recordings? I need to numb my loneliness
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1MoK9E3jVF0
http://vocaroo.com/i/s12yE0AIpSb6
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1bv42CMpegO
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0rPvJypd6Fs
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1sEK2juDIQV
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0xGVuJXfsSY
These make me cringe.
Somehow Japanese ASMR of girls speaking does not make me cringe as much, so I listen to that instead.
>>24406500
I know they are pathetic but I like them, because it is as close as I will ever get to "the real deal".
Going to have to give a presentation in a week, I have undiagnosed social anxiety, I doubt I'll be able to get my doctor to give me a valium so what are some other way of chilling out?
I do have some old vicodin from an operation earlier this year, and will be taking some 5 htp and l theanine. Considering a shot of whisky before I go on stage but mixing alcohol with vicodin is asking for trouble.
Having this same problem. Do you smoke weed, or does it too give you anxiety? It helps me sometimes, but I'm thinking of just taking a drink. Can't take any benzos because they knock me the fuck out. Feels bad.
>tfw two presentations on the same day
Tell the prof
Every university now has an office for "disabled" people that gives them permission not to do assignments and go to class
It's chock full of people who are just nervous or shy and say they have "Social Anxiety Disorder" and they don't have to participate at all
Also professors are generally just accommodating
>>24406459
Haven't smoked weed in ages and it's awkward to get it, I reckon I can either take alcohol or vicodin, the latter will probably show less outward symptoms and lower my heartrate (it goes a mile a minute in these situations).
Come join and have fun or something!
Optional Topic: Draw your feels.
bumpidy doo, this thread is cool
>>24406267
bUmp, i'll hop on my cpu mom
>>24406267
anyone here?? Mom?!
What's his name /v/?
Sellout Joe
Angry Joe From the Angry Joe Show
The angry spic.
Is sex better than masturbation?
Its markedly worse
>>24406212
>Its markedly worse
To further elaborate, one should say that the *orgasm* is markedly worse. Sex, however, has emotional benefits that masturbation doesn't. For example, you don't get that feeling of emptiness afterwards.
I often wonder
- Girls smell IRL, and they can stink like ass
- Girls make noises or say awkward things, and their vaginas make gross squishy noises
- I've touched and hugged other people before, if touching another human being is like that, it's not really amazing
- Post-cum, you want nothing to do with sex or women, but they're still there if you fuck them for real
- Diseases and mess
What's the upside?
Harro taku order plz
Fifty dollars? Really?
>>24406189
You order you pay
>>24406147
1+1=50
What base is this?
>people who mop up their plate with bread
>>24405955
Go away newfag
>>24405955
What the fuck is wrong with that? It would be a waste of food to do otherwise.
How fucking autistic do you have to be to take offense from such an inconsequential act?
>>24406211
>not just licking the plate clean
![24-candid-confessions-about-cheating-2-5760-1396041040-13_big[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/IAZF1Uh.jpg "24-candid-confessions-about-cheating-2-5760-1396041040-13 big[1]")
Under what circumstances is it acceptable to cheat on your partner?
>>24405878
Literally none.
Any reason you have to cheat is a reason to break up.
>>24405914
This.
cut that bitch off
>>24405878
what if you have an abusive/neglectful boyfriends that threatens to hurt you/himself if you guys break up?
![OPME8[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/zUgoPVw.jpg "OPME8[1]")
