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*BRAAAAAAAP*
Oh fuck that one burned coming out! Lick my asshole to make it feel better, babe
>brap thread
it's time
>>24399199
Dude you gotta stop farting in my face. I really don't like smelling it and its getting out of hand
>haha! another well executed brap meme!
>drink this protein shake so you can release another :^)
You know what, /r9k/? If this socially ineot swine isn't a virgin, why the fuck shouldn't we have a chance? I guarantee 90% of robots are better looking, and more socially adept, the only thing differing us from him is the fact he isn't scared of people. If he has a chance so do we, watching his videos has given me a glimmer of hope.
I was just starting to give up hope, but fuck that! I'm aiming low, I don't need her to be smart or interesting, at this point I just need a fatty to cuddle and watch movies with.
>>24399193
Eggman is a confident fucking normie. Looks are so much less important than personality and confidence when it comes to getting girls. This is fact.
Eggman was a normie before /r9k/.
Eggman is still a normie, despite his delusional fans from /r9k/.
Eggman will continue to shitpost on /r9k/ from snapchat via normiephone.
>>24399241
He's a fucking jackass, he has no idea how to convey himself and giggles abnoxiously after every sentence like a school girl. Surely I can do better.
What can change the nature of a man?
>>24399099
You're mom
The promise of pussy
Money
Drugs
Food, when hungry
the constant stress of putting up with a life you don't want to be living but have to
What is it like to be a black chad?
Its like being a nigger.
>black chad
lurk more baka
>>24398877
The correct term is Tyrone. Tyrone doesn't use the internet except when his friends show him something on twitter or WSHH.
why are the normie neets here so defensive?
point out they aren't robots and their smug meme is facebook trash
>y-you must have a j-job stay m-mad v-virgin
point out you are a miserable neet who is afraid to leave his room and interact with people
>w-wagekeks btfo
this place is obviously out of the comprehension of normies, which is why us robots shun their culture and memes (especially the smug neet meme) if we belong here and they are outsiders that don't belong here and get rejected by everyone but other normies
>>24398844
i agree
even robots get called out on doing normalfag shit from time to time, but they accept it because they know the implications of their actions. while normals on the other hand flip their shit when theyre getting called out on anything
>call a robot normie
>'cool t-thanks, y-you too'
>call a normie normie
>'omg im special you fucking virgin im more robot than all of you ever will be fucking neet leech bitch i fuck ur mum'
>>24398917
Explain to me again how is this your board? I didn't see anything about that in the sticky
>>24398844
why do you cradle the balls of wagecuccs? topkek
who social anxiety here?
>tfw you are scared of people
>>24398798
Are they 2spooky4you?
>>24398817
pretty much, got to go out soon and I need a nervous poo already
Please relive your most painful and awkward memory for us, Anon. We could all use a good laugh :)
>Just chill out and talk about the weather
The weather? Seriously? This is why you are all >no gf
>>24398807
The weather turns girls on you autist
Thats the thing outside right? Go die you fucking normie. You can do it chillfully if you want.
Well which one motherfucker?
>>24398713
/pol/ most definitely
/soc/ duh.
>>24398713
>Not picking /soc/
I'd still would have trouble losing my virginity
Is /r9k/ your safe space, robots?
>>24398698
From all the dirty normies and plebs yes. It's a safe space.
Theres lots of good safe threads here but theres some mean bullies sometimes
>safe space
>>>/tumblr/
People that belong on /r9k/ shouldn't even feel confortable here.
>are you still a virgin anon?
>Yeah Anon, just tell us already. We all fucking know.
>>24398552
Are you still being a whore?
>>24398552
None of your fucking business cheeky little cunt.
>be a robot
>at 21 figure how to make friends
>after a few years of social life figure how to date and have sex
>first gf at 27
>sex is no longer difficult to get
>sex becomes boring
Now I want power.
I want the power to destroy the life of my high school bullies.
Any ex-robot get the same feelings.
That's all you want after all these years? Why set the bar so low?
>>24398471
*teleports behind you*
revenge is unfulfilling
should you wish to continue on this path i will have no choice but to stop thee
*draws katana*
>>24398471
fucking normie get off my bored ree x)
Does this give anyone else here feeIs?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wx_ZNn-_klk
I once thought this scene was funny, now I don't know why
Wow its almost been 20 years since this movie came out
>>24398379
Uhhhh... I got a beer... want some?
Should I go and see a psychiatrist to get my autism/asperger's diagnosis?
yes, and this content is indeed orginal, blox
If you are planning on getting autismbux, then yeah, its an investment
If you are doing it for personal reasons, it probably pointless. How would your life be any better knowing that your brain is fucked up?
>>24398451
maybe he could do something about it and improve his condition a little
>tfw when ugly
>tfw no bf
>isn't the typical beauty standard
Meaning fat i.e. something you can change if you want to
>>24398386
>Meaning fat i.e. something you can change if you want to
no just ugly or average in the face
>>24398403
well atleast i have friends i guess ;_;
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