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any nightwalkers here?
please share your stories, i want to hear them.
I'll post my experience from tonight
>be fishtank guy
>the only thing that keeps me from killing myself is fish tanks and aquascaping
>gf killed herself years ago, romantic part of me died. Jerk off maybe once a week, have zero interest in anything sexual
>be heading down to the river tonight, gonna catch me some crayfish for my 10g for my hookah/liquor cabinet
>be wading in the cold water, wireless speaker on my bike is playing music
>hear some people coming
>never is a problem, they usually just ask me what I'm doing and why my bike has a motor on it
> they go up to my bike, I'm getting really nervous
>"AY BRUH THIS SHIT IS SAVAGE,MUSIC GAY AS FUCK THO WHAT YOU DOIN"
>tell them I'm catching crayfish and looking for plants
>come out of the water because they're looking at my speaker and I can tell they're trying to figure out how it could come out of the lockbox
>"we ain't gonna steal it or nothin faggot we just lookin"
>open the cooler,deposit my new crayfish friends and a couple water wysteria
>tell them to have a goodnight,I've got a lot of work to do
>they won't move off my fucking bike
>"lemme ride this shit bruh"
>tell him it's not a toy and I dont want him to get hurt
>"NIGGA JUST LEMME RIDE THIS SHIT FORREAL LIKE FIVE SECONDS MAN"
>His two friends start walking around the bike towards me
>put my hand on my revolver. Sweating bullets at this point
>this is where my story goes robot
>take a deep breath
>yell "GET THE FUCK OFF MY FUCKING BIKE RIGHT NOW. I ASKED FUCKING NICELY AND IM STARTING TO FEEL A LITTLE THREATNED. GET YOUR FUCKING HANDS OFF MY FUCKING BIKE OR I SWEAR TO CHRIST SOME SHIT IS ABOUT TO HAPPEN GOD DAMMIT"
>top strap of holster comes off
>hand firmly grabbing my gun
>they give me this wide eyed look, onE of them kicks my bike, knocking it to the floor before running off
>killed both of my crayfish,all my gas poured out
>called the cops,filed a report but they said if there isn't any real damage that they can't do anything
>>24393318
Fucking niggers, man.
>>24393318
sorry about the niggers, anon
>be peaceful NEET
>living in ancestral basement and using every part of the tendy
>cleanface normie called Mommy comes down
>used to be nice, traded goodboy points and Mountain Dew in exchange for emptying urine jugs in the great plains of the backyard
>now says it's her basement, time for me to get job like the normie man, cut greasy hair and wear clothes from American Eagle and Urban Outfitters
>tell her this not my basement or hers, all belongs to the Great Waifu, no want dress like the normie man, the wa-uh ayge-ku'k in our language
>Mommy say she's had enough, going to call someone
>two days later normie man in suit come, say he from the courthouse, gives me what he says is "eviction notice," that house belong to Mommy
>realize Mommy has broken our treaty
>grab my Katana and whoop out a mighty war RRRRRREEEEEEE and chase normie man
>manage to slice off some hair before he runs out of basement
>affix hair to wall with tape and perform mighty scalp dance for my tribe of Vietnamese cartoon plastic figurines
>Mommy says she calling the cleanfaces in blue clothes to come arrest me
>taking me to the NEET reservation called in their language 'Men-tell-hospit El.'
>mfw
Yes, I am a NEETive American. I hate how the wagefaces came and ruined this great land.
>>24392984
We were a peaceful people, then the wagekeks came...
Starting to think Mommy got me addicted to Mountain Dew on purpose to coax me out of the basement. Says I can buy more Mountain Dew if I dress like the cleanface and get a job.
Does anyone have any more pics like this? I really like them
>>24392899
i have like , 45
Gondola is best meme
>>24393998
please share i only have a few
Way to fuck up another good meme guys. Just let gondola be obscure for a little while longer
Why are the words c/uck, f/am, t/bh, and s/mh filtered? Stop censoring thjs website please Jackie 4chan. What is a good reason for censoring those specific words.
>>24392836
Because they're cancerous meme-tier words and you need to get you nigger normie culture off my board.
Get fucked, normie
please uncensor these words... f/am
desu kek senpai filter
>born in upstate ny
>all I want is to live in la
>all I can imagine is getting up in the morning and catching the bus in the sunny glory happiness
>even in the winter time I can get up early and walk to the bus stop with the gentle sun in the sky and dew on the ground
of all the cities in america why did you choose the absolute worst one?
What is it with retards wanting to live in overpopulated shitholes?
muh tall buildings
>>24392703
Me too, I long for the day where I live in an overcrowded place where you have to pay 4 dollars for a gallon and a local government that buttfucks you raw on a daily basis.
>tfw just found out my ex girlfriend is an up and coming pornstar featured on BLACKED.com getting DPed and gangbanged by four niggers in every hole
Hear me out robots, I am happy and sad at about finding this, It's bitter sweet in a way.
She clearly has video editors shopping her preview photos to alter her appearance very intricately in every part of her body, also goes under an alias that doesn't list anything porn related on google unless you dig deep, clearly put some effort and money in covering her bases but I'm a persistent bastard, I still recognize dat ass and other subtle features. She has this whole ultra conservative studious always working/at the library goody goody image on facebook. I called every mccormicks bar(job listed on fb) in her part of the city and none have heard of her. I think literally all of her income is from getting her sexual organs destroyed.
I have found at least 25 different videos now spanning back 5 years with at least 30-35 different men.
Should I do it robots? Should I take all the most obvious pics and video clips and forward them to her family and JUST her entire relationship with her family/friends and ruin her image forever?
What do you think? She's a dumb normie slut anyway.
>>24392668
this is obviously b8 but
do it faggot
>>24392668
I'll give you a 1/10 for actually taking the time to write this shit.
Nice advertising you nigger/nigger loving jew fuck.
>tfw you never got in a virginal relationship with a girl in school and spent the rest of your lives together
and then have her die later
>>24392657
and then revive and happy end
>could've lived the Tomoya life
>born a manlet
>an asian girl will never give you a footjob
feels bad t b h f a m
>a muslim girl will never give you a footjob
please germany let me in i promise i wont make any white children
>you'll never eat asian pussy with sweet and sour sauce
why even live?
>when she makes you unload on her feet
How many games do you have on Steam? I feel like I'm done buying games on Steam forever, and I'm not sure what else I can do on there besides finish my huge backlog.
Also, exchange Steam profiles if you want.
>>24392395
Like 5.
What are some good games to be honest
>>24392411
The Dawn of War games are good, as well as Space Marine. What type of games do you like, anon?
steamcommunity.com/id/gs01
I literally have 0 friends
OP, what games do you have? Post here so I can recommend games for you
Hey guys look what im drinking I feel like im in an anime rn lol
>>24392382
you're drinking semen?
>>24392382
what is that, opium tea? poppy seed tea? are u feeling fucked up yet?
I think I'm going to stay up late and play legend of grimrock
I had the courage to ask out a Tranny on okcupid,
and she rejected me without even going on a date.
I even lowered my standards to a single mom 300+ lbs 30+ year old
who claimed there's no good men left and how depressed she is. She rejected me also over the small stuff.
What does this mean Anons?
Take a better picture of yourself.
Get some muscle maybe.
Btw I'm 5'8, make $30/hour and I'm lower twenties. I'm skinny and I think I have an average face.
>>24392328
Just fuck that bitch.
Don't make your standards that low man,you might regret it.
i'm going to taco bell
anyone want anything?
i'm gonna eat my food in silence in my car in the parking lot and stare at the empty streets, so your food may be cold.
still taking requests.
ok thx senpai..
no cold fake mexican food for u then
>>24392295
cheesy gordita crunch
I just wana drink. Thanks family.
Do North Korean girls wash their hands after they shit?
>>24392211
I hope not.bloxbloxbloooooxxx!
>>24392211
>implying people who don't eat take shits
People in North Korea usually just rub their hands in dirt to clean them.
So no, not really
Who's trying to play some League of Legends on NA?
Just looking for fun normals.
Post your summoner name in the thread.
>>24392004
steel101
>>24392004
Fuck that, I keep getting banned.
If they made a special game mode for people who give zero fucks and just want to troll and talk shit, I'd play but as it is now, this is just pure autism/gayness.
>>24392044
just added you
>have a 2000 word essay due tomorrow
>haven't even started yet
Not an essay, but a fuck load due tomorrow and I haven't started yet. Holy shit I am lazy. I can't be fucked to start.
>>24391852
I was in the same situation. I just ended up copying an earlier essay, changed a couple of words and added some new sources
>>24391852
>tfw ten word shit post due tomorrow also
fuck
