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Explain why religion is good without Fedora memes
Also don't give me none of this
>YOU'RE JUST A LEFTIST THAT HATES CHRISTIANITY BUT LOVES TOWLHEADS AND THE ZIONIST THAT CONTROL MY LIFE AND ME FAT
I'm talking ALL religions. I'm not defending fuckin Judaism and Islam.
>>24385035
all religions but christianity is bad
christianity is good because you go heaven and get the grace of god
>>24385356
That's literally what every religion says with their own.
>>24385035
teaches hope/faith in times of darkness for one thing.
beats defeatist depressing bullshit like here, on r9k.
>inb4 hur dur its just delusional thinking
so is thinking everything is shit
>"How was your day, sir?"
Well, niggers still exist, so
>>24384909
>tfw no qt cashier gf
w-whoops, d-did i just say that out loud
>>24384909
*pulls out gun*
Take off your clothes. Now.
> TFW Normies ruined one of your favorite video games ever
I was walking to class today and saw a tumblr tier girl with purple hair and hipster glasses walking around with the pip boy from the special edition of the game with her phone in it. Every now and again, she would stop and mess around with it on her wrist as to say 'Look at me!'. The entire time, she was approached by beta orbiters asking if she liked fallout and even some Chads(daily reminder that women cannot in any single way be lonely). Even with fallout 3 it was mostly Bethesda fanbois 'HURR ELDER SCROLLS WITH GUNZ' shit. Fallout 4 is pure normies pretending to like the game/culture because it's the 'cool in-thing' now.
I want this world to end.
>tfw fallout 1/2 wasnt fps garbage
>>24384883
Comfy but rather messy and with somewhat little strategy. Sort of kills it for me when a Deathclaw just stands there.
>>24384836
Who knows? You might miss it.
>>24384836
>'HURR ELDER SCROLLS WITH GUNZ' shit.
>play skyrim this year
>play fallout 3 afterwards
>pretty much think that very thing
I just found out my little brother is a fucking degenerate. Anyone else have degenerate siblings ? I don't even know what to do now
>brother gets all electronics taken away as punishment for acting out
>waits till I leave to rummage through my closet and steal my old phone
>mom catches him with it, gives it back to me
>decide to look through it, hoping to find any clues as to why he's acting out so badly
>bunch of softcore porn pics, shitty music, cringy conversations
>decide to check the web browser history
>''ass dickgirl double anal...'''
>''Futanari Fangirl''
>''furry gay games''
>mfw
Tell him you saw his search history and smack the shit out of him. I did that to my little cousin when I found out he was a brony and he thanks me for it now.
>>24384888
I'd hate to call him out like that but fuck it, hopefully he'll realize the error of his ways
>outing someone
grow up
>he has never double clicked the top left corner of his screen
>>24384750
Hih?
>>24384750
You son of a bitch
>>24385076
what happens?
Who here /high/
I can't remember every being this happy. Just went from no energy to being energetic as fuck just thinking about smoking. This is such a better investment then league of legend skins or whatever nerds waste money on
yeah
i remember when i had my first joint
Enjoy it because weed gets boring real quick, I've got a big bag of it in my drawer right now and I doubt I'll even smoke today. It just turns into a habit. I don't even get stoned anymore just sleepy and hungry.
>>24384734
Have fun breh.
>Getting creeped onby a girl
Did I accidentally find my yandere soulmate or am I just fucked?
DAVID FOSTER WALLLAAAAAAAAAACE
DAAVID FOSTER WAAALLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE
COME OUT TO PLAAYYYEEAYYYYYYYY
>>24384752
Do not make fun of my husbando
>>24384729
that happened to me once.
she lost interest when she realized I was beta
WHEN ALL YOU GOT TO KEEP IS STRONG
MOVE ALONG MOVE ALONG
LIKE I KNOW YOU DO
WHEN YOU SEE ME FACE
HOPE IT GIVES YOU HELL
HOPE IT GIVES YOU HELL
WHEN YOU WALK MY WAY
HOPE IT GIVES YOU HELL
HOPE IT GIVES YOU HELL
The last time I heard that song was in a Bionicle commercial a long time ago.
more like All-American Chads
QQ story time.
>Be born Jewish
>Become orthodox at 18, 23 now
>Meet a girl on a dating site for orthodox Jews
>We fall in love after our first date
>We both have PDD so we spazzed out and said we are engaged instead of "seriously dating"""""""
>We announce it
>At some point I sent her a sexual text message (we were physically involved at this time)
>Reb Tevya, her father, intercepted the text who-knows-when (by the way, this is considered a form of theft according to the Talmud, one of the ten commandments.....)
>I get text this morning from the girl saying her parents forbid her from seeing me
>Dad texts me saying if I contact his daughter again he will call the police (even though his daughter is older than me)
>I stupidly gave my Rabbi' number to the girl to give their parents so they can research me and feel comfortable dating their daughter
>They tell the Rabbi what I did
>I get chewed out by the Rabbi for not keeping my desires in check and for taking things into my own hands and not having a Rabbi direct me
I feel like shit, you guys. Also this girl was a landwhale, so dont think Im a Chad. The Rabbi of my synagogue literally told me I need to find a girl who "doesnt have options."
I fucking despise these vipers. Hitler makes so much sense.
why are you still religious, dude
you are insane and also a tripfag so i suggest you fuck and die
>>24384635
Because Judaism is the truth. I know Im going to get laughed at but its the truth.
>dream of an Asian girl loving me
>wake up depressed
>jerk off to Asian porn
>wish I had the means to move to an Asian country and get a job
>go on 4chan for the first time in years
>make this shitty thread because of sadness and loneliness
Sorry.
>>24384583
us brobots here on /r9k/ fuck azn pussy on the daily now, gtfo beta kek
>>24384642
Oh fuck my heart
>>24384583
Do you speak English? Do you have a college degree? Go to China or S. Korea to teach English.
>>24384717
If I had a college degree I wouldn't be on /r9k/
>Roommate spends 15 minutes telling me how everyone hates me
>"Everytime someone talks to me they always have nothing but disdain when they talk about you."
>"Everybody fucking hates you, good job idiot."
>"Why don't you invite Jordan over here, oh wait, she hates you too."
>Go into my room and lock the door
>Now he's standing outside the door screaming "All alone in there because nobody likes you."
>"You got a girl over? Oh wait you never have."
I just really fucking hate my life, i just want it all to fucking end.
>>24384479
Why do they hate you senpai? Are you arrogant ?
Is there a cause for it or he is only a prick? Punch him
>>24384479
Hes trying to make you move out so he can move in his best bud.
ITT: Stories from your childhood that fucked your shit up. Can be anything from any age so long as you were a kid and it fucked you up in some way.
>High school
>Friends and I were borderline redpilled without even knowing the term
>We all had a basic rule, if a girl dyed her hair, ever fought someone, fucked a nigger, or dressed like a slut she was scum and she would fuck you over if you tried to date them
>None of us had gfs, but we were ok with it, all except for this kid named Arthur (we called him Arty) in our group
>Arty was so desperate he picked up this girl who not only got into multiple fights and went through a phase of dying her hair red, she also fucked some nigger in our school (along with like 10 other guys)
>We made fun of him a lot for it, said he was digging his own grave
>He kept saying we were wrong about her
>Literally 2 weeks into the relationship she fucks some guy
>Every day we see her in the hall talking to a bunch of different guys
>Friend refuses to believe us until he himself sees her pinch some dude's ass
>They break up
>We joked on Arty for the rest of high school, felt kind of bad for him but we warned him
>He wound up dropping out of school because we constantly gave him so much shit over this and we still called him our "friend"
>Last words he told me was "People like us were not meant to get any women, we are incapable of being loved because we don't meet their standards of being man enough."
>Laughed at this at first, I thought he was just mad he dated a whore and got fucked over
>mfw Arty was literally right and he is probably here somewhere
>>24384450
I wish I knew that when I was in high school.
>>24384450
Uuh, so it sounds like you and your friends were the fucking assholes that ruined someone's life, not the normies...
>>24384608
>Warn friend not to fuck whore
>He fucks whore
>Whore acts like whore and fucks some other dude
>"It is your fault!"
We warned him, he didn't listen. Yeah we probably gave him too much of a hard time, after all he wanted a gf, which admittedly we all wanted, too. We just knew not to fuck whores, which our school was almost exclusively known for having. There were maybe 10 pure girls at our school and they all dated tall white Chads.
Thank god I'm not a chestlet
Thank god I'm not a womanlet
But anon kun, arent you a boy!?
Who has it worse, dicklets or chestlets?
>Okay Anon I made you these delicious homemade buttermilk pancakes. Dig in :D
>By the way I used to cum on this plate all the time but that was a while ago and I washed it off every time so it shouldn't matter
Would you eat the pancakes?
How long ago? How many times has it been washed since?
>>24384265
I would just skip the pancake on the bottom
>Pancakes
Disgusting normalfag garbage. Waffles are far superior
>tfw you're dealer doesn't pick up her fucking phone
>you're
kill yourself uneducated fgt
>tfw one dealers sells you $140 of "heroin" that's just some random powder than stops answering your texts
>tfw a different dealer takes a fucking week to pick up more weed, sets up a time to hook you up, and then half an hour after you were supposed to get it, texts you "lol sorry my brother sold it", and then has the gall to get defensive when you get mad
I want to fucking kill myself. I'm abusing Benadryl until I can order drugs from online.
>her
You need a new dealer OP.
