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>I'm a girl and I have a lot of interests OK?
>I am interested in (literally anything other than makeup)
>I get pissed when people say that I have no idea what the fuck I'm talking about with said interest
>ugh
>"I'm really interested in history! Queen Elizabeth right?"
Stuff like this makes me irrationally angry. Discuss.
Everytime I pee there's always one more fucking drop after I zip up.
>>24377742
Sitting down fixes this.
>>24377774
Only when I have to pump out a shit. My dick touches the water when I sit anyway
Good morning, everyone! Let me tell you about my day
>Woke up at 5:50, 10 minutes before my alarm. Like always!
>Ground some coffee beans and brewed a pot, cooked some eggs, prepared toast
>Oldest son woke up
>The two of us enjoyed a hot, fresh breakfast while I read the news on my tablet and he talked about his day
>As my son was leaving for college he took the trash to the curb for our neighbor - she works second shift and her son, who is the same age as my boy, always 'forgets'
Had another cup of joe as I watched the sunrise, then headed to the home office for my day
>Cleaned out my email inbox in 20 minutes, then sent out quotes and orders in another 30. 10 minutes for paperwork and my drudgery is done
>Emailed clients and prospects for an hour, then an hour of phone calls
>Finished ahead of schedule. See neighbor's son through office window dumping a bottle of what looks like piss out of his bedroom window
>think "I should see how arcanine is doing"
>snidely talking shit about me on /r9k/ of all places
wow you really are a catty little bitch
no wonder your son secretly hates you and himself
also that wasn't piss, lol
>>24377982
Ah, it hasn't changed.
Good
>>24377469
>The two of us enjoyed a hot, fresh breakfast while I read the news on my tablet and he talked about his day
>Breakfast
>talked about his day
Try harder next time
Can you recognize the style period and carpenter of this desk? If not, you are scum.
After years of searching for the most elitist and hipster hobby/lifestyle, I've found it: antiquing.
What separates you plebeians from elite citizens comes down to the possession and knowledge of valuables, mainly art and antiques. When you win the lottery, you'll buy a sports car and a huge house, just like any of you plebs would do.
People who have always been millionaires spend their money on rare and historically significant artifacts: antiques and art.
Becoming a connoisseur of antiques takes years and years of dedication and good taste. The only requirement for wanting a Ferrari is a small dick. If you think antiques are simply "outdated, ugly and insignifcant junk", I have bad news for you.
In the social circles of the wealthy, antiques are a status symbol.
I, myself, don't even consider antique haters humans. They are of a lower race.
I carry in my pocket a silver cigarette case made by Paul Sormani. He's a French ebeniste you've probably never heard of. And yes, I say this every time I go for a smoke and someone notices my cigarette case.
You make a valid argument.
But this pleb will take the fast car.
Actually hobby tiers
Top: Creation based
Mid: Consumption based
Shit: Collection based
ITT art that 4chan plebs are not capable of appreciating.
This "4 seasons" set of porcelain and ormolu figures is worth over 10k.
>be blackbot
>black women despise me and straight up insult me unprovoked in public
>white women don't even talk to me
>any other race is completely out of the question
>women don't like BBC like you faggots keep believing
>25 yo professional
>pharmacist
>make good money
>have own car
>still a virgin
>tired of masturbating
>tired of dating game
>look for escorts
>all ads say NO BLACK GUYS
>this kills the man
White people can at least fuck escorts, but I literally get no one.
Gonna kill myself on new years eve.
Who wants my shit?
Pic unrelated
>>24377453
Where you from?
Fellow black dude here.
>>24377453
You must be really short/ugly m8
>>24377453
I-I kinda n-need some money LeShaun but I don't live in America... maybe send some dollars through Paypal?
Also don't kill yourself my man, come to South America and take all the Latina pussy you want
What's on your mind, homebois?
I want to fuck a anime.
>>24377439
I'm wondering how it would feel to set myself on fire and if there are any appropriate occasions to do so at
>>24377545
Satanic rituals, bro.
>>24377530
Same.
What killed the Internet /r9k/?
>>24377403
Social media websites.
>>24377403
It became acceptable normalfag culture around 2007.
>>24377424
this
ORIGINAL COMMENT
https://mobile.twitter.com/radicalbytes/status/667277478428192768
Makes sense since Chvrches did strike out against the misogyny on 4chan
>>24377341
>chvches
that name alone makes me think the band is shit desu
>brandon
hahhahhahahahahaha
>>24377341
I hope she finds Brandon and stomps the shit out of him.
>tfw life has been controlled by what other people think of me and chasing attention and approval like a dog
>tfw depression has slowly liberated me from giving a fuck about such things
Not 100% there but almost. I still feel good when someone appreciates me for something but I suspect that will fade away soon enough.
Who here /free/?
>>24377212
>tfw nobody is enlightened
You'll know you're 100% there when you do something that you're really proud of and have no urge to tell anyone.
It is funny though, how my depression was caused by the constant worrying of what other people think and like you, depression was what made me stop caring because I felt that it couldn't matter, I am going to be sad and lonely always. So I just stopped giving a fuck what people thought about me. Bittersweet
>>24377212
I'm in the exact same boat senpai. It feels great to finally live life for yourself rather than the approval of others.
Do NEETs take vacations?
Travelling is a normie """"hobby"""" and the only place a robot would want to go is based Nippon or maybe somewhere known for sex tourism
yes and no
i'm sure NEETs want to travel, i know i do, but no money = no vacation
Every day is a holiday when you don't have to slave away for your boss
But of course, you wouldn't know about *that*, would you wagekek?
Only two days until the weekend.
How many subscribers do I need to make BIG BUX on youtube?
>>24377097
You will never become YouTube famous faggot
>>24377539
all OP has to do is play vidya and yell at everything on the screen like it's sooooooo craaazy
>>24377539
People need to stop using this pepe or else.
'''ITT:''' Who '''/bullied/''' here? Tell us your story.
>>24377056
I kinda was. I had a very short temper though, and I managed to get suspended 5 times in 1st grade. Here's a story.
>be me
>just went out to recess
>want to play four square
>go over
>kid who always fucks with me gets in my way
>says some insults
>I tell him to go away
>he smacks me to the ground
>I get up
>he's laughing
>right hook him with all the might my scawny body has
>connect with his jaw
>here an audible crack
>my fist is on fire
>he's on the ground clutching his jaw screaming in pain
>apparently I broke his jaw
>one week OSS
>fucking worth it
I left the school in 4th grade, and then in 7th grade me and the kid I hated went to the same middle school. We were best friends then. Go fucking figure.
I didn't have a single friend until high-school. I was bullied incessantly by most of the other schoolchildren; some kids called me names, others beat me up. The remainder just ignored me. It bred a profound fear of people, school, and the outside world in me. I still have nightmares about it.
One time this bully made your mom joke to me in front of everyone so I said that my mom died and started crying.
>try running
>it hurts
Fuck running. If you want to do cardio do something fun like hitting a punching bag or swimming.
>>24377037
But you're still proud to be an American where at least you know you're free, right?
>>24377117
Running is fun though. Put on some edgy music, go fast, and pretend you're in an anime
If dubs I go to the store and buy an egg salad
Don't worry anon I really want you to get that egg salad so here are some dubs.
Rolling to get OP his egg salad
if trips OP must eat human poo
How do i find a qt boy that is:
>not fat
>not a normie
>willing to cuddle
grindr has none of these
Is skinnyfat okay?
5'8" 125lb here
I have gyno though
Pls love me
Oh nevermind
>>24377030
im guessing you're not into guys?
i fit this description, its juts too bad im not gay...
>Tell myself in the morning "Today I'll send out 20 job applications"
>Struggle to write 2
>>24376885
Good on you for at least getting something done, OP. I've struggled with even getting that far.
I can't even find jobs that sound do-able for me. Everything sounds complicated or requires some experience or degree which I don't have
>>24376927
>pic
I know this feel, it isnt a good one
