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What have you done to improve yourself today robots?
>>24373900
I didn't get out of bed
>>24373900
Engaged in conversation with an old friend.
>worked out
>cleaned my house
>got into a car crash and have $3k+ whiplash insurance coming because I actually broke a small bone in my neck
>got prescribed 32mg codiene for it
besides the pain, good day
Thanks for applying for a government issued girlfriend. Before we continue, I need you to answer some questions:
>do you have a stable job?
>do you have a car?
>Do you shower and brush your teeth once a day?
>and lastly, why do you think you deserve a gf?
>>24373880
> No
> No
> Sometimes
> I can't cook and I need someone to cook for me
>>24373911
>no car or job
>need someone to cook
sounds like your mom is already in charge of that.
>>24373880
>do you have a stable job?
I did, but I quit.
>do you have a car?
No, but I have both a motorcycle and a truck.
>Do you shower and brush your teeth once a day?
I shower once a week and brush my teeth once a day. I don't stink or have any noticeable filth on me.
>and lastly, why do you think you deserve a gf?
No one deserves anything. The concept of earning something was invented to motivate slaves.
Submit some NEET music
https://youtu.be/1s8nRL2bPCU
>should be r9k's theme
>>24373834
very fitting song tbhfamilia
>>24373834
>how can a song describe me so well
>>24373834
https://youtu.be/SDTZ7iX4vTQ
>med student
>get into conversation with some other student
>he says he has to study 24/7 but is managing perfect grades
>was quite impressed, asked him what he studies
>tells me "electrical engineering"
>mfw
>wonder if he was being serious about his degree being hard
>turns out he was
>instantly Iose respect for him
I assume there's a few engineering students on here, so l'm actuaIly curious. Do you guys actually think your degree is difficult or are you at the stage where you realise anyone could do it?
I love this copypasta.
>anybody could do it
what you fail to realize is how dumb the average person is
engineering and medicine aren't hard
most people are just stupid
>>24373853
>engineering and medicine aren't hard
>most people are just stupid
Well since most people make up the majority, it's easier to consider those subjects hard rather than base them around your ability to learn them.
I mean, fuck, physics is easy as piss to someone like Einstein, doesn't mean it should be considered an easy subject.
I'm really glad I'm not Asian as well.
How do I get a gf that looks like this?
>>24373817
be a faggot and pander to attention whores and maybe if your lucky they might show some affection
>>24373817
a lifetime commitment to pedro memes and general shitposting in /rose/ is the minimum requirement
>>24373817
but that's a dude.
6am already? Aww, I guess you better hop in that hot shower and unnaturally force yourself to wake up.
I think I might be hitting the hay soon myself. *YAAWN*
>>24373816
Stop bullying pls. I have my day off today.
>>24373906
I have EVERY day off.
>>24373816
Some NEET thinks it's cool to be a non-functioning member of society because he's too retarded to get a job and just lives off his mom who is working two jobs to support her dipshit son who does nothing but play vidya and wank all day.
are skaters the biggest Chads ever?
>>24373790
Nah, but they're on their way to becoming Chad's or stoners.
Who fits the skater genre and isn't out of high school?
>>24373802
professional skaters
>>24373790
Now, they are. When I skated in high school, it was just all the loser punk kids who skated, all five of us,and no one liked us. By the time I got to college, suddenly I was surrounded by Chad dudebros riding around on longboards, pushing mongo and mall-grabbing, whole 9 yards. Eventually, I stopped skating, because it got to the point that only Chads and little kids skate, any more.
>ask a girl out
>get rejected
>ask another girl out
>get rejected
>ask another girl out
>get rejected
>etc etc ad infinitum
>>24373709
At least your trying. I, on the other hand, can't ask a girl out.
you're not trying hard enough
or you're trying too hard
it's one of those two
just B.E. yourself
>>24373727
I neglected the part where I get rejected or obviously don't have a girl's interest before I even get the chance to ask her out. "At least you're trying" is bullshit, because by trying you fail and see how much of an unloved loser you really are. As Homer Simpson said, "the lesson is, never try".
I have a coffee date with a tinder match tomorrow that was in my english class last semester. dubs decides what I say
>>24373708
Can I sniff your feet my goddess?
>>24373708
I am going to fuck you until you bleed, m'lady.
I'm not gay, but $20 is $20.
>Alice
She was the one robots, but she left me.
>>24373665
gabby
They all leave, no exceptions.
Mariangel. Yes I'm a spic.
She was a girl I really liked in high school and after not knowing anything about her in like 10 years she showed up at my job pregnant with a giant gorilla dude.
She was teasing him around playing with his hair and didn't even recognize me.
The shock left me shaking for an hour and I couldn't do shit properly for a while that day.
i want a cute a boyfriend pls gib pls ;_;
I want one too...
>>24373634
that dude in your pic is fucking ugly
choose a better shemale next time if you expect anyone to take your bait seriously
you are not welcome here faggot
>there are men on this board that actually don't want women with big ghetto booties, huge tits, and thick curvy bodies the way nature intended
>they think 36D are "really big tits"
>they think booty models asses are "way too big"
>they actually prefer petite, thin white and asian girls with tiny asses and barely any tits, and skinny legs
I have but one thing to say to those guys.
Your test levels are low as fuck, and you're barely half a man at this point, your tastes in women show it. Pic related, the kind of body real men lust after.
>>24373572
high test reporting in
With all the trap and tranny threads this place is pretty much /lgbt/ 2.0.
thats right OP
if these pics havent given you a raging hard on yet you should see a doctor because you obviously have low T
>Loneliness increases risk of early death by roughly 30%
Only 30%?
>>24373463
>lack of Misaki increases risk of early death by roughly 85%
fixed
what kind of death?
So I am finally getting out of social anxiety. How do I stop feeling shy, or embarrassed. I want to kill the mental are that makes me apprehensive. Any books or ideologies on the subject? I am ready to begin a new stage in life.
>>24373296
I was fucked up by restraining parents, I always thought I'd be in trouble if I got a gf. I also thought I'd get in trouble for wanting to hang out with friends. Basically I was handicapped mentally by such things. Where first I'd decline friendship out of fear, then I'd not believe I was worthy of it, to hating myself for not knowing about it.
> pls, don't say to just go do it. I am a neet, I want reading material or something
When I got to that phase, I just embraced my weirdness.
Life is too short to care what people think. That's a cliche, fine. But it's true. You have limited fucking seconds on the earth, and you're spending them cringing because random nobodies might think you're weird or inept.
It's just such a goddamn waste of time. Tons of normies are shy and awkward, probably way worse than you. Tons of people go through their whole lives stuttering and seeming like big pussies to everyone around them. That's just Personality Subtype 8593-A-Z3. No one notices it or cares about it above the level they'd notice a boisterous fat guy. No one cares enough to care.
Every single day of my life since I started kicking my social anxiety, I think to myself, what do I WANT out of today? If I start thinking "well, I want xyz today, but what if I look stupid..?", I can easily identify that the latter is useless. If I want a burrito I'm getting a goddamn burrito. I will NEVER again for the rest of my life not get a burrito I wanted because I might look dumb or weird.
Fuck everything get burritos
>>24373296
Try to just strike up random conversations with strangers you encounter in your day-to-day routines. Flirt with ALL of the women you meet.
who /has sex with women/ here?
no virgins allowed ITT
>>24373235
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS
A FUCKING NORMIE ON MYYYYYYYYYYY BOARDDDDDDDDDDDDD REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE GTFO NORMIE
>>24373265
>No virgins allowed ITT
I do not follow rules
