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This is better than pussy, WHY?
post the vid you fag
Eggman pucci ?
Real girls > traps > fat chicks >>>>>>>>> normal dudes
I want to attempt suicide but not succeed so that I'm put in a psychiatric hospital and have a pretext for interacting with people.
>>24367826
just make sure u dont suffer from brain damage or other life ruining injuries
if you just wanna stir up shit for attention take some sleeping pills and call 911
>>24367826
>psych hospital
that is worse than death, the other people in the hospital are usually fucking insane and the staff treats you like u are an animal
>>24367826
just cut yourself a lot then take like 3 xanax and call 911 saying you're gonna do it
also you really, really, reeeeeaaaaaallllllllyyyyyyyyyyyy dont want to be in a psych hospital man. you'd get better interaction talking to random people in the streets
>"Hey anon, why did you come here with, do you have a date?"
>>24367747
Yeah I came here with both of you. Both of you are my dates remember.
Lucky for you, I do not ;)
>>24367770
lol no, you're the designated driver
>ywnktf
Her shirt is touching her food.
Someone send help.
>>24367755
I asked the cute girl today if I needed to wear gloves while handling the samples for this expensive new instrument and she paused for a second and said no
I couldn't tell if she was trying to figure out how to express no in English or if she was surprised that I asked the question
>>24367785
But its probably because she didn't expect a neckbeard to talk to her.
Why does every "fembot" or "femanon" thread get 300+ replies?
cause we are men
>>24367730
literally the most easily baited community on the internet
because /r9k/ is actually /soc/ for losers
Whats something i can learn or do?
I really dont have any hobbies atm.
Requirements:
I dont want to leave my house or buy something for it.
Anxious broke neet here.
Back in the days i had fun trying to learn photoshop or so but im way past that point.
What else could i try and learn?
just jerk off
>>24367710
i do that all the time but its not really something id consider a hobby
more a necessity
>>24367680
Bar tricks.
Like rolling a quarter on your knuckles, little tricks, maybe pencil spinning?
I just wander on YouTube until I see something cool, I autisticly practice until I master it and move on.
>Hey Anon!
>Look what I can do with my tongue
>ahhhhhhh
>>24367573
....i see. And how does this help you?
it's scientifically proven that only autists can do that...
>>24367593
That he can suck dick better.
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WHAT? How do i become a gold member? Am I missing out on something awesome? wtf is this
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4chan isn't gonna do your homework for you.
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Have some time to spare anyway.
>>24367489
You look like you have a penis.
so are you like mixed or something lol
where are you? you should be in my bed
How can I get funnier?
Some of you guys are very creative and make funny posts, how do you do it?
I want to be a fun person to talk to.
go to krautchan
Memorise entire Youtube Poops from 2008
weed and alcohol are a good place to start
>What are you looking at freak, don't you know that this pussy is for chad only?
>>24367247
Looks like a trashy white girl to me. Wouldnt want, even if i was chad
>playboy shorts
>two people who are stepping on random paper with flip flops in that picture
I don't know why but it triggers me.
Who/straightedge/ here?
>never touched alcohol
>never touched tobacco
>never touched hookah
>never touched drugs
>never toucheda girl
In today's day and age, is there any reason to remain morally pure, or is it just a fruitless endeavor?
>>24367159
am i straight edge if i tried one sip of alcool. i'm not going to try it again
people actually get pissed off at me because i dont drink or do anything
>>24367159
how does it feel to be an autistic manchild that denies himself everything that makes this world at least a bit fun
do you live such a good life that you dont have to fall back on drugs to cope with it?
if so what the fuck are you doing on this board you disgusting normie
or did you missclick and wanted to make this post in your favorite subreddit?
>>24367159
Completely straight edge here too. I dont think anyone sees it as a good thing besides older folks, and even then i think they're just making fun of me
Why don't you want kids /r9k/?
Because I wouldn't want my child to suffer like I do. I would also be a bad father.
>>24367137
Basically this. I want kids, I just know that I shouldn't ever have kids. Not that it would ever be an issue.
>>24367089
I'd make a good father and probably a good beta provider, but not a real husband. I got no romantic skills and i'm as boring as hank hill. Anyways i'd love to have a couple of kids
R9k Kik group
#r9kfeel
Hit it up robots.
>>24367057
Too many chads
Nobody is there
>>24367141
There are 5 people
He's just trying to be edgy now right?
>>24367045
THEIR TIME IS UP
MY TIME IS NOW
tfw its happening
Is this the final arc in the Kent Saga?
>>24367045
Has anyone reported his videos to FBI yet to put him on a watch list? He is literally 1 or 2 more rejections away from going full Elliot Rodgers. This isn't a time to be joking. He is about to break.
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