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guys and girls lives are equally hard
no, being male is better. People respect you and trust you are competent. If you are a homosexual it is better to be a gay man than a lesbian.
To bring life into this world is the worst sin imaginable. To take life is the most noble of causes.
>>24363841
fuck off (back to reddit with you)
>>24363889
autism
Can we all agree that spending more than $20,000 on a car is seriously ridiculous?
Like wow, you can get the same exact car except instead of a volvo or lexus logo it has a mercedes benz logo
Awesome
Does it do anything else that makes it worth the extra 20 THOUSAND dollars? No? It's the same thing? Alright then.
Owning a car is stupid to begin with.
>>24363739
Yeah if you live in Japan or Jew York City maybe
At that point it's just a display of wealth, which is something a lot of people are fine with.
>tfw used tesla for $50k with 2,000 miles
Normies are known and recognized by their emphasis on "social interaction," "body language," "reading between the lines," and the like. These aspects collectively constitute a dangerous mass-delusion which excludes the good, rational people from society.
Romantic and sexual relationships between normies usually involve non-sexual interaction. Direct discussion of sexual topics, or asking permission to engage in those, are generally forbidden actions. Sexual intercourse is performed either for reproduction or for pleasure. No one knows why humans attach so much ceremony, unspoken ritual, and utter idiocy to their mating rituals. I initially suspected those to be artifactually derived from religious rituals, but their multicultural universality shows otherwise.
In a logical world, a sexual encounter between two humans would proceed as follows:
> be man
> approach woman on the street
> "Are you currently willing to have sexual intercourse with me?"
> "No."
> walk off
Alternatively, it might proceed as follows:
> be man
> approach woman on the street
> "Are you currently willing to have sexual intercourse with me?"
> "Yes."
> have sexual intercourse with woman
The social rituals surrounding sex are illogical, and their origin unfathomable. From the purely pragmatic perspective, the involuntary insociable robot's best option is to painstakingly learn these rituals. "Social skills" classes, help from others, etc. have been developed for that purpose. Trial-and-error may present negative consequences, though.
Leaving philosophy and returning to reality, it is better that we eschew sexual relations entirely, until we no longer need to engage in meaningless social ritual for that. It would be an unheard-of absurdity for the logical, non-ritualized person to learn his inferiors' rituals for their favor. And to say that women owe us sex, or that we deserve it, violates all sensible rights. We are like poor beggars: perhaps not entitled, but deserving.
>>24363600
You sound like you just can't handle the bantz m80.
>>24363631
I do generally eschew casual conversation. I see no need for it. To engage in meaningless conversation to earn favor of my inferiors would be submission to bullies.
even though this is bait, I hope everyone knows that all the "illogical rituals" generally make sexual experiences better. the chase is important, often more important than the act itself
Who here is /friendswithagirl/?
I'm /friendswithgirls/I'm still KV
>>24363487
Yeah but she won't sex me :( Fucking stupid bitch.
>>24363487
im friends with a prostitute, does that count?
who /declare war on normalfags/ here?
>key cars parked outside grocery store while nighttime grocery shopping
>key cars left by parks near me at night
>key cars near apartments at night
>leave chewed gum in public seats
>piss on toilet paper in public bathrooms
>use counterfeit money ordered from dark net to buy from small businesses, garage sales and door to door sellers
>shoplift often
>slip chewed gum through cracked car windows and onto seats
>lie to local churches about needing food monthly and get free stuff
>leave out poisoned meat for neighbors' pets
>steal mail and packages from neighbors
>order delivery pizza to random addresses from google maps at least twice a day
>catch name from wagecukc at subway and call in requesting manager to file a false complaint
>always fat shame from fake facebook account while pretending to be chad
>honk at 2 am down random neighborhoods while speeding
>keep an eye on chad facebooks to report normie parties
>always file false claims on ebay to get refunds
>always talk down on retail wagecukcs
>always spit on unattended food at fast food joints and starbucks coffee
>give counterfeit 20s to homeless people and beggars to see them get arrested
this is for giving a smart ass reply every time you get told to leave /r9k/. "deal with it neet xDD were here to stay!"
fuck off. you have no reason to stay here. if you think you can feel good, think again. i am here to make your wageslave, roastie-filled life worse. i urge all other robots to join me. start off by pissing on public toilet paper and keying cars during nightwalks. make those normalfags think twice before giving "witty" replies
t0asting in epic bread
tbqph
kill yourself edgy faggot
>not realizing that some of those people are alright
if you cant live in the world with people you dont like leave then
>>24363465
You're doing gods work, op
>snitch out every party in my neighborhood after it gets too loud
>drive super slow in the morning and stop unnecessarily in order to make normies late to work
>drive in an aggressive manner and cut people off for no reason
>Hey Anon, my bros and I are gonna go see Force Awakens. Wanna come with?
How do you respond?
>>24363367
Sure.
There, OP. It's easy.
>that helmet
>probably rides a moped
Nah thanks. Can't even go on spins with him.
>>24363367
I do. When and where were you thinking of going?
Hi, this is Rachel. You may have seen the posts every freaking day from "dane" talking about how I ignore him now. Ok, Dane, feel free to STOP posting my contact info here. And, everyone else, AMA about what a dick he is.
Is it true you have an unusually large anus?
Dane?
Is he a big guy?
>>24363321
This is some meta shit right here, i can dig it. I wanna hear this whole story
Depressive music and lyrics robots? Let's make a playlist
https://m.youtube.com/#/playlist?list=PLFSQoLroTU1vmRJgz9tYfHfkV4iNeps2K
dunno if you can dig this kind of music but the lyrics are great
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_FrOQC-zEog some pink floyd
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Les39aIKbzE
Can we get a woman hate thread going?
Women did nothing wrong
>>24363152
isn't there a picture of her fat?
someone post it
Let's do that, but instead of posting shitty propaganda that no one will fucking bother to read, can we just focus on women getting blown the fuck out?
HALF of the "men" in Japan have never had sex by the time they reach their 20s
What the fuck is going on over there? How does that even happen?
>>24363131
Do you even know what board you're on?
>>24363167
yes but half of all men? that's a seriously fucking weird society
not OP
>>24363167
Frick off newshit and take your epic "le secret club" meme witcha
Half the population of a country being virgins is pretty weird
That's worth discussion
>unimaginably gigantic universe
>you're stuck on this piece of dust with a bunch of normies
>born on a beautiful planet with more than everything you'd ever need to be happy
>a bunch of normies ruin it
>finally achieve intergalactic space travel
>can travel to other planets in far away galaxies
>also inhabited by normies
>OP's first existentialist thought
I just want to play the new WoW expansion
That's all I want
Do it then
>Tfw WOW is less important to Blizzard than Hearthstone
>>24363812
What are you basing this on?
who /canada/ here? How's your Seasonal affective disorder coming in so far? I hate this place.
>How's your Seasonal affective disorder coming in so far?
Non-existent since I started supplementing 5000 IU/day vitamin D.
>>24363072
i live in michigam does that count?
>>24363137
Close enough family
>get told being female is the best thing ever
>can't go for late night walks in fear of getting raped
>no real friends only people who want to fuck you or other stacies who hate you
>if i try to do or talk about guy stuff like video games sports or anime i get told to fuck off
>forced to be a dumb bimbo to have any sex
>>24362953
>if i try to do or talk about guy stuff like video games sports or anime i get told to fuck off
doubt it. You're probably transvestite or something because most dudes want a girl to watch anime with and play video games.
In case you didn't realize, tomoko is the ideal around here.
>>24362953
>get told being a male is the best thing ever
>being a random victim of violence is far higher if you are a male than a random victim of rape if you are female, which is infinitesimally small
>no friends, at all
>if I try to talk to a girl about anything, or even just look in her direction, I get told to fuck off if I'm lucky or beaten up by her Chad bf if I'm not
>don't get any sex no matter what I do
If you want to talk about anime and videogames so much and want to have sex without being a bimbo, then I can fulfill both those needs. Otherwise, fuck off.
>>24363176
fuck off creep.
>be me
>in pub, drinking beer at the counter
>hubub of gentle music and conversation in the background, feels bretty good
>time passes, I participate in discussion of recent events, hit off with a girl well and get her number
>coming to closing time, I've drunk a fair few beers by this point and the pub is beginning to clear out to just the regular drinkers
>and this guy
>this one guy, skinny, pale and with horribly greasy hair
>fucking dressed in cowboy boots, cowboy hat obviously an attempt to show people he was returning from some social event with fancy dress code but falling much short
>see plastic ring tag attached to half of his clothes from his attempt to rip off price tags from this shit he obviously bought a few hours ago
>I'm shitfaced at this point, give him the look of pure discontent
>he notices, somehow ignores me and walks straight up
>"Have you gone loco, pardner? You're obviously off your.."
>He doesn't get to finish his sentence before I've ripped the place up with my pipe rifle
pic related, the aftermath. This is what you robots deserve.
>still play new vegas while fallout 4 is out.
poor people problems bahahaha
>>24362840
>pipe rifle
>fallout new vegas
explain.
>>24362859
Coming from someone who just finished Fallout 4, New Vegas is a MUCH better game.
