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I'm making a video game with a 20-something NEET robot protagonist.
What kind of clothes should he wear?
What kind of clothes do you wear robots?
I just spend most of the day in my underwear or naked.
I rarely leave the house. Sounds like a shit game.
Provide an option to get dressed, but make it cost NEETenergy points
>>26166283
>footie pajamas
>hoodie over that
>diaper
that's what I wear every day
Anyone else getting edgier and more violent as they get older? I'm almost 25, and far more cynical and dark than I was when I was 18. Not having a girlfriend has made me this way, and its only going to get as time goes on unless I can get a gf.
right here
i don't know what will be the end of it
>>26166212
Embrace the darkness desu
>>26166212
>Not having a girlfriend has made me this way, and its only going to get as time goes on unless I can get a gf.
nice delusion fagget
why is lesbian porn the most watched porn even by WOMEN? shit makes no sense to me
>>26166154
>he doesn't know all women are lesbian
kek look at this guy
Lesbian porn is extremely boring
>>26166176
theyre not all
I read the answer to this once, can't really remember except something to do with straight porn not catering to what women want. Or something.
LETHAL
DOSAGE
OF MORPHINE
>>26165925
DOSEbloxxxxx
>tfw gf
help
>tfw no weird prolix gf
ree
Dumped my gf today because she told me she had herpes lads.
Now i'm too scared to go to the clinic to get tested.
I have no symptoms so i'm just gonna pretend i dont have it.
>your dick is shaped like a snowflake
Dude, what?
Hey anon, you look nervous, is this your first time with a girl?
>>26165849
"yeah. can I lick ur butthole??"
>>26165849
>first time
does this mean I'm getting the sex?
>girlle commente originale
Smithers, I'm home!
>>26165708
Umm idk what do from her, you want me suck your cock?
>>26165708
What, already?
>>26165708
>Look out, Smithers!
Who loves there /grandma/ here and hopes to marry someone just like her.
>amazing cooking skills and cookies out the ass
>happy just to sit in a chair
>great values
>knows how to raise a kid right
>endless law and order marathons
>probably hates the Jews
I love my grandma but.... yea, she's very rude to people outside the family.
>>26165629
i love grandma and we banter alot
>"youve gotten fatter,anon"
>"youve grown old too"
cook absolutely the best food though
Grandma, if you're reading this comment, know that I and all of 4chan loves you. (except for Bob, fuck Bob.) We all hope for your best.
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Is Hitomi Tanaka really famous as a porn star, or does she only seem popular to guys like me who like big boobs?
>>26165616
She has an ugly face but she's pretty popular because of her boobs.
Fun fact: I found out about her because of my younger brother's browser history
>>26165616
She's probably the most recognizable JAV actress, at the very least
>>26165701
Her and Rei Mizuna
>1st February
So it's been a month since 2016 started.
What have you done so far to improve your life, robots?
>>26165611
got off klonopin
I feel like ass so that's pretty great
It's the 31st you abbo fuck.
>>26165611
trying to starve myself to lose weight
>captcha is food
fuck this
What are you robots listening to currently?
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=HFbTX-z101s
>>26165535
This thread is dead and. I'm going to go kill myself
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQEmaj9C6ko
>>26165970
These threads never seem to do well
Just put this on
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zHbjySOJ7Hw
Who do you want to be president?
Trump
He's going to make anime real
Trump because he will remove browns and blacks
Donald Trump obviously.
Get in here lads. What are your chances of growing a bit taller at 18?
Absolute 0
Sorry to destroy your hopes manlet
>>26165507
If you hit puberty late like I did you have a chance, I'm 19 and I grew half an inch in 2 weeks.
>>26165507
Men don't really stop growing until about 20-22, but past 18 it's very gradual and you'll get maybe another inch in those years.
Sorry dude, but your fate's to be a manlet.
r9k I want nothing more than a mommy gf.
I never had a mom growing up and this is the most desirable thing in the world to me. Where can I find a mommy gf?
Grow up, you pathetic manchild
>>26165339
Go away meanie you cant phase me!If I had a mommy she would hold me in her arms till I felt better!
Tumblr.
But I should warn you, most mommies have a daddy kink as well.
>after a long campaign of working and waiting, oneitis says yes when i ask her out
>at first think it's just going to be an awkward relationship
>she and i are literally a perfect combination
>inb4 used goods
>she's a virgin, she has proven this to me
>mention jokingly at start of relationship that all i really want in life is a kiss on the cheek from her
>we are hanging out in this abandoned lot
>talking really deeply with each other
>gets quiet for a few minutes
>"come closer anon, i gotta tell you a secret!"
>confused, but lean it so she can whisper
>kisses me on the cheek
>in complete shock and happiness
>after we talk a bit more, work up all my courage and kiss her on the lips
>expect her to be mad or disgusted
>kisses me back
>we start to passionately make out for half an hour
I've made it brobots. I'm finally free from this board. This is a farewell post.
Hey congratulations man. Don't let her go. Treat her well. She sounds cute.
>>26165286
See you in 6 months tops when she drops you!
>>26165286
you're relationship is already over I can see like 32 red flags from your postcongrats and never come back here, you're a normie now
