Do you have friends of other races?
Not just people you're friendly with, but people you actually hang out with.
>>26156847
Not really, everyone is a spic on the land of spics
>>26156871
wellk yeah this question is more for Americans and Canadians
>>26156847
im black and my best friend is bolivian.
had another best friend that was white but i lost contact with him.
all my other friends are my race
I'll start:
>be me
>be 18
>last year of highschool
>new girl comes into the class this year
>has that cute nerd girl look to her
>google her name
>stalk her social medias
>holy shit she's a massive fucking nerd
>has picture where you can see her room
>multiple...
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>then she saw my dick and she started laughing and taking pics
>I just stood there and let her because I'm OP and I'm a huge faggot
Go on anon I must hear the end, things are going so well between you two it seems. What could possibly go wrong?
just tell us you fucking faggot
wagecuks back to work tomorrow
i b daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat
>>26156752
Your great-grandparents and great-great grandparents did something. You're a piece of spunk who's nothing but a disappointment in there eyes for what you've done for your country
>>26156683
My mushy peas.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9_hBnSkQZCQ
Who here ISN'T a virgin? Is everyone just pretending, or are you all really that pathetic? Waaaaaaaaaaaa, no girl wants me because I'm fat and smell like old cheese!
>>26155800
It depends who you ask whether I'm a virgin or not, I've fucked a girl in the ass (but only the ass) and I didn't orgasm as a result.
>>26155909
Why did you go first for the ass? Didn't know which one was which? Bonus point if you can tell me who it is in OP pic.
>>26155931
She doesn't want to do vaginal, she's quite firm about that. I have no idea but it says "I can has" so I'm not sure I want to find out.
Why can't black women be robots?give one valid reason.
> women
> robot
pick one
>ketchup on a hashbrown
I just threw up in my esophagus a little
also black women are in general awful people with terrible hobbies and they fuck anything that gives them the time of day. Not exactly robot characteristics
>>26155074
That sounds like every robot characteristics, you faggot.
I wouldn't fuck a faggot robot if he gave me the time of day, you queer.
What decision in life do you regret the most?
How the fuck is that only 14? Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>>26154349
Losing my virginity whilst she was in a relationship lmao
>>26154375
Estrogen in the water supply
Whats your prefered breast size /r9k/? Massive, chestlet or inbetween?
>tfw ex was a 32J natural
Anything less I now consider small. My life is hell.
>>26152112
face bury tier
the ultimate pleasure that one can experience in the mortal plane
>>26152131
Gf with 38 GG here, i mean fuck man those things are bigger than my head
>calories in
>calories out
I fucking hate this meme so much fuck off stop shilling it /r9k/
stay mad fatso
stay fat madbro
It's a meme, because it doesn't take into account macro nutrients.
>fat can be turned into carbs (ketosis)
>carbs can be turned into fat
>protein can be turned into fat
>fat CAN'T be turned into proteins
>instead, you will literally cannibalize yourself
>not taking into account glycemic index
>implying it's not broscience-tier
Fucking...
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You are about to shoot up a school, what song is playing in the background?
>It Ain't Me starts playing
>Vietnam War breaks out
>>26142535 Can't go wrong with this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MK6TXMsvgQg
I guess this...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XNjRfKU5O9M
Sigh...
>tfw 24 and flipping burgers
Everyone has to start somewhere
Fucking quit and work at a grocery store
>>26161554
And we all have to end somewhere
*bang*
Do you know anyone that legitimately went crazy?
>>26160509
my mother.
not joking. she had schizo
My little sister unfortunately went insane.
She was raped by our father for years before one day when she was 9 she stabbed him to death. When we found her she was hugging his dead mutilated body.
From then on she slowly started going insane. Killing animals, drawing fucked up things all the time, she refused to go outside and do anything. Eventually she started talking to imaginary people and getting upset when you didn't acknowledge their presence. She got completely disattached from reality so we had to put her in a mental hospital. She's been there...
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And people say you shouldn't defoo
'femanons'
How easy do you think it would be for you to have sex by the end of the week?
>>26160045
I've all ready had sex four times this week
>>26160060
>all ready
It would be really easy, but I really don't want to.
How do you feel about this now ?
That's what they deserve for secretly censoring movies.
Yesterday. All my troubles seemed so far away.
Now it looks as though they're here to stay.
>>26159793
looks like a bunch of normies lost their jobs to me
>>tfw finally broke up with gf after 4 years
>>probably will never have another relationship again
>>tfw will never become a real wizard
I'm moving out tomorrow and most likely will never see her again. We were on a "break" from our relationship but still shared an apartment due to her being poor. Yesterday she spent the night at Chad's place, i did have feels then but kept my shit together because at this point we were both single and it was none...
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I dont care about your story but I love your image. Can I save it?
You feel bad because you had to see the demise of your relationship in person, i.e Chad.
It became real to you. At least that's my theory.
Fuck her, OP. Bringing her new guy voer to her ex's house is cuntish. At least you have Warhammer, anon.
>>26159744
Yes, please do. Do you happen to play Soulstorm or DoW2 ?
Who /sexoffender/ here?
A chad "friend" said he would help me become confident and good with girls. He told me to go up to this hot girl and just make out with her. I didn't want to upset him so I did, she ended up screaming and I was held down by whitenknight faggots until the police came. Ended up on the sex offender registry, now everyone thinks I'm a pedo because I tried to kiss a cute girl that ended up being 13.
Feels so fucking bad man.
>>26159454
haha he really got you good bro
tricked
>>26159454
>He told me to go up to this hot girl and just make out with her
If someone asked you to rob a bank, would you do it just so you could avoid making them upset?
Oh wait, I forgot you were a fucking retard.
>>26159487
He showed me this video of some guy doing it to like 100 girls and they all kissed him. Same with holding their boobs. So I thought girls loved that shit too.