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>close 4 chan tab
>try to think what other sites do i use
>no other site other then 4chan comes in mind
which other sites do you use /r9K/
reddit can be interesting if you go to the right subreddits
I have a 9 year old kongregate account, but nobody there talks to me, so I get really dejected and come back here.
>>26160803
this.
also it's hard to just accept that most people of your age are no longer just chatting on the internet, except for facebook of course.
why do you refuse to work?
Why is 2d so pretty?
>>26160713
Why is Hotaru best girl?
>>26160704
because I wanna die senpai
OH MY GOTT
THE WAGEKEK GESTAPO IS FORCING ME TO WORK THIS WEEK
I HAVE NOT WORKED SINCE 2014
omfg I am so dreading this :(
Cheer me up? male 34 Holland
Oh man, that sounds delicious as fuck. Any other robots like fruit?
>>26160295
>disguised as egg
So eggs are unhealthy now? wut
>>26160295
>fruit
>healthy
????
Literally just naturally made candy. How is that healthier than an egg which contains protein and good fats?
A guy just made fun of me for not knowing first aid or how to solder something. Do people really need to pad their ego that badly? I know he's not dumb enough to think everyone learns everything
It is pretty pathetic that an adult male doesn't know how to solder.
>I know he's not dumb enough to think everyone learns everything
Yeah, you're just too busy just learning all those other things, that's why.
>>26160670
>It is pretty pathetic that an adult male doesn't know how to solder
8/10 b8
>>26160689
Sometimes it never comes up.
>>26159918
You should take a first aid class. Looks great on a resume if you ever want to start a career.
Should I proposed?
>was a virgin
>very loving
>good at sex and bjs
>intelligent
>strong family values
>doesn't drink or smoke
>degree in primary education
>great body
>looks at me like i'm a god
>hardly any male friends
>main hobby is to tinker>has borderline personality disorder
We're both 24 and have been together for 3.5 years.
>>26159773
The only real downside is thr BPD, because that's basically teenager disorder, but maybe she'll depend on ya.
Post you and ill tell you
My mother ruined my life.
>slept in her bed until I was 10
>babied me my entire life.
>sheltered me from the real world
I'm 24 now, and have no real life skills. Hold me.
>tfw similar feel
>tfw she sexually abused me
>tfw breastfed till I left for college at 19
I'm holding you, anon. Do you still live with your mom? Are you a neet?
>>26159153
No, I'm in college. Trying to start a business, so I don't have to deal with people for a living.
Any ideas what countries let a single 22-year-old man adopt?
I don't want a girlfriend or a wife. I'm infertile and not even interested in women. I want a baby.
>>26158966
They check if you have the right conditions to raise a child and if they think you do you can become a parent. I didn't ever hear about any laws about living in a marriage being a prerequisite.
>>26159230
Really?
I thought it was just that married couples and single women are allowed to adopt. Might have changed over the years.
In the USA I'm 99% you can. But there will be extensive checks.
Chloe Moretz is the ultimate superior waifu.
Prove me wrong.
>protip: you can't
ew look at her teeth senpai.
those are some messed up chompers bud
also LMAO'ing at that poorly concealed forehead acne
>>26158694
>what's wrong with my teeth anon?
what would happen if makeup was banned?
>>26157772
Mass protests by women since they would no longer be able to cheat to attract Chad.
>>26157772
Girls who really are 4/10 without their chemical masks would have to stop to be so entitled and would have to settle for a 5/10 beta instead looking for 8/10 Chad
ffffffffggfdddddg
>See pretty and nice girl who I think would make an excellent practice gf
>Talk to her for a while but don't get too emotionally invested so I don't seem desperate
>Seems to do okay, we laugh together and make jokes together
>Ask her out for the weekend
>She's busy
>Could be bullshit because she doesn't like to reject, but I don't give up just in case
>Start to develop feelings anytime a girl seems to show interest in me but blows me off
>2 weeks later, want to ask her out again
>going to ask her after class on Friday (senior in high school, we're not underaged)
>she stays after class to ask teacher a question
>I need to hurry to my next class
>be me yesterday, checking Instagram
>she posted a picture of her new Hispanic bf kissing her by a bonfire, with a caption about how she loves him in Spanish
Goddammit, it seems like this happens to me all the fucking time in some kind of variation and this is the most recent. I wouldn't care except for that part in the middle where I always develop some kind of feelings. Before I get crushed by the reveal of her bf, I convince myself that those feelings are only small and don't matter, but they hit like a goddamn truck when I see the girl online getting kissed by another man. Also, for some reason, it pisses me off even more that the kiss was all "cutesy" and on the cheek. Don't know why that last part was relevant but fuck, hold me /r9k/.
Pls /r9k/ I want to talk to someone.
>>26157263
>want to make a girl your practice gf
>get mad when she gets a real bf
>>26158161
Here's the thing, anytime I see a girl, I don't automatically fall for her. I think that's a good thing, because why would you fall in love with a girl before you get to know her? Pretty much everyone is judged solely on looks before you meet them and get to know them.
Now I saw her and noticed that she didn't seem like a bitch, so I figured maybe I'll try something with her because she was cute as well. I try not to get too emotionally invested at this stage because it has screwed me over time and time again in the past. Eventually the stuff in the OP happens and I start to really like her, which I try hard not to do in case I get rejected and I feel like shit. Unfortunately, I ended up getting feelings for her anyway and started to shift to the idea that this girl could be more than just a practice gf so the rejection of her suddenly getting a bf hit harder than it should have.
And before you post your "not entitled to a gf" memes, I know, but that doesn't mean I'm a bad person for feeling like shit when something like this happens. I'm not mad that she has a bf, I just feel a bit of jealousy and I kind of want to get drunk now to forget about this but I know that's not a good idea.
SAY IT! Get it off your chest!
You're a little waah-waah pee baby who can't keep his emotions in check.
Your emotions might be socially acceptable, but they're not helpful. In essence, they are as worthless as feelings of paranoia experienced by paranoid schizophrenics. They are of no help to anyone.
I'm a bleeding heart coward who can't keep his emotions in check and hurt people because of it. Being human is disgusting.
Anyone who's ever been in a relationship has absolutely no real reason to be depressed. They've experienced every good thing life has to offer.
- Morrowind, specifically when you disembark at Seyda Neen. Also, Balmora.
- FF7, when you leave Midgar for the first time, and Midgar in general. Also Kalm.
- Myst and Riven.
- Deus Ex, Hong Kong most notably.
- Arcadia and various other areas in Dreamfall and The Longest Journey.
- Halo: ODST, the noir feel of the city and the music.
- Grim Fandango at various points, mostly the year skips. Esp Rubacava.
- Baldur's Gate 2, when you get out of Irenicus' dungeon at the start and find yourself in Waukeen's Promenade in busy Athkatla.
- Thief II, in the 'life of the party' level. Skipping across the rooftops of a medieval steampunk city.
- Deux Ex: Human Revolution - Entering Adam Jensen's apartment for the first time.
that's called nostalgia you fucking twat
>>26157182
>Human Revolution
>nostalgia
>confusedblackman.png
>>26157269
What the fuck are you on about?
Originality blox
When were you mired last time?
>>26157136
never. i'm a repulsive person and no woman has ever been attracted to me.
Yesterday night brojangles
>>26157136
Damn you can cut the sexual tension with a knife. Pure sex in those eyes.
How do you gain the courage to kill yourself? I dont know what's stopping me, but something is.
Generally speaking, it's either usually fear of pain from the experience or a general fear of the unknown afterward.
What method are you considering?
>>26157126
Instinct is stopping you. Your instincts try to keep you alive.
>>26157165
A gun. I know about how it's better to stick it up your mouth and all that, but it feels scary. I'd take some pills if I knew which ones, but I've heard that it's usually painful.
Reminder all women are whores there are no fembots and this is the end of all tripfags
http://momless.com/5D38B7C
>>26156934
Did the guy she was seeing break up with her and leak these? That's really sad.
tfw mystery will never rub her dirty greasy smelly vag all over my face
>>26156983
not really sad
She's a mean racist atentionwhore. Why should we feel bad?
