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l/\/\\Not a touch of the hands...
l//\\Not a taste of the lips...
l\\ Never sucked on some nips, no...
l// I've done absolutely none of it.
>sex is overrated
>girls are annoying as fuck before, during, and after sex
>high effort/low payout
>generally a waste of time/resources, plus you're stuck with them for possibly hours after
>it really isn't worth it
>>26150652
>>sex is overrated
I guess it is for some. I thought it was overrated the first couple of times I had sex. Now, I think it's the best thing ever.
>>26150652
>>girls are annoying as fuck before, during, and after sex
This is not true for all of them. Either you're too close to your gf and need more space, or you're stuck with stupid bitches.
>>26150652
>>high effort/low payout
No, maybe if you're bad with girls. I dunno.
>>26150652
>>generally a waste of time/resources, plus you're stuck with them for possibly hours after
If it's only a casual thing, just get up and leave, holmes.
>>26150652
>>it really isn't worth it
Again, I think it's great.
>>26150704
I've never hung out with a girl that I wanted to continue spending time with after we fucked. The first hour is hell just trying to ignore her
>>26150733
>I wanted to continue spending time with after we fucked
Just take a nap or something. Then tell her she got to leave, unless you're in the mood for another round.
Just went full autism mode on a facebook crush and now shes not replying
Kill.
.
Me.
>>26150564
ya did it to yourself m8.
>>26150573
JUST
original I swear bro
>>26150564
Screenshots pls
>wake up
>still no friends
>J U S T
>wake up
>JUST
Want to be my friend?
I mean why not
>>26150600
no one ever said this was a SFT
I decided to contact a classmate from my chemistry class and ask her if we could get married just because yeah. This was about 2 months ago.
she was super cool and nice in high school so i didn't think she would get upset about it but just find it funny.
yeah i didn't blot out my name idc.
>>26150466
>:3
>:D
>xp
>^O^
What did OP mean by this?
Do guys need to reach the back of your throat to get off?
My boy friend is really rough in bed, he makes me gag and throw up sometimes, but mostly he asks for a bj, and if i say no he demands that i do it, and tries to physically controkl me, then he makes me kneel against a wall and he pushes it in my mouth deeply and it really makes me choke on it too and if i push or pull away he goes deeper and holds me by the ponytail, and if i get away he slaps me, and he taught me how to take it good so i won't gag as much, i used to gag even if he put it in my mouth and didn't go deep,
i bet a faggot guy wrote this
Stop being a faggot and suck that dick.
I think its more of a fetish thing. I personally cant get off to porn unless the girl is gagging/puking on the guys dick...
Also get out normie.
Has anyone here ever known a Youtube celebrity IRL?
>pic related
Was in the same year at high school as this girl. Have a few stories if anyone cares.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XqOu2T0PJMs
This guy lives in the same town as me. Always see him around. I've got him on snapchat too.
https://youtu.be/0sIWQ_BK7rI
>>26149765
Lol yeah that guy is a celebrity
>>26149699
A small time makeup girl. I've never talked to her, but I've seen her around campus. One of her friends told me she has a youtube channel.
Meh.
There was a thread on here not to long ago
That made me feel so many feels
>You guys posted pics of your childhood
>It made me cry
>it also made me go look into parents photo album
>looked at photo's i havnt seen in like 10 years
>Cried so hard
Post some more guys im in the mood to feel some feels
be careful what you ask for op
feels can be powerful
especially when you're all alone
Blackbots, do you ever just wonder how much better your life would be if you didn't care about white peoples opinions?
Talking to people from countries like China where there are no white people, they really couldn't care less what they think. Must be a refreshing feeling.
Why are blacks so obsessed with whites? All they do is try to get to our countries, complain about everything we do and try to rape our women. They've got a huge inferiority complex.
>>26149294
Because whites are the cool kids and we want to fit in. It is human nature to want to fit in with the popular a.
>>26149294
They are like /r9k/ with stacies and chads.
They want to kill chad but they can't because he's too powerful and they want to fuck stacy but she won't give them the time of the day so they try to rape her.
Just a bunch of jellymad losers :^(
ITT: We post comfy stuff
exrremtely orignla coment
cargo shorts aren't comfy
Shooting nigs should be a national sport.
>that post fap clarity
>that sense of oneness with the world
>that sense of peace
>that sense of euphoria
>that melancholy feel
>tfw want that feeling, but I haven't been able to maintain an erection in two months
>>26146708
I wrote a poem today because I had a few extra minutes of peaceful contemplation
>No faptain my captain
>how thou doth guide my steps
>How now mine eye is staid upon a gentle wave crashing below this cliffside estate, wondering - how bombastic a load shall next be shot- how voluminous a glue gun's first release- shall next be felt on the womb of my beloved.
>No faptain my captain
>realize how pointless your life is
>realize how pointless sex is
>realize how pointless fapping is
>do it again tomorrow
Friendly reminder:
No matter how bad or upset you feel right now, at the very least you're not Chris-Chan.
Also general Chris exploits thread.
>>26149018
I would peg chris chan
really?
why?
original
dude is makin bank selling comics and toys based on them
pretty legit
>calories in
>calories out
I hate this meme
>>26148777
>>/tumblr/
original post coming through
/fit/ shitters ignore the second law of thermodynamics.
Cals in vs Cals out is 100% correct though.
How do I know this? Because when I actually track calories and stick to it religiously I lose body-fat really easily.
I've been fairly "Shredded" before (I've been lifting for about 5 years now) but once I stop tracking my calories and just eat whatever I feel like I start to get fat again.
So basically I know Cals in vs Cals out works, the hard part is actually sticking to it. By my "natural" appetite...I tend to stay around 20% bodyfat.....but if I track calories I can easily get down to 8-10% no problem. The issue is that I can't fucking stay lean without tracking calories and it sucks.
I envy every fucking cunt out there that stays lean without having to track anything - literally staying lean by default/natural hunger signals is something Ive never fucking been able to master, I've 100% had to rely on calorie/macro tracking to do it.
Genetically/naturally my bodyfat setpoint seems to be around 20% bodyfat, thats where my bodyfat basically pauses at without me tracking anything. I need to religiously track my calorie intake to get under that. Which sucks dick.
This thread is for robots who have the potential to attract women with being atleast 6' tall.
Manlets have to stay out.
I'm 6 feet tall and have a 5 feet tall azn gf
:3
I dont think im too bad looking
6 Foot flat.
Im not socially inept and i can hold conversation pretty well.
But I just...don't.
>5'7 is average in my country
>be 5'6
Who /armpits/ here?
The thinking man's fetish.
>>26148602
holy shit triplets
Better than feet for sure.
