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What kind of girls do you robots usually attract?
>>26141393
Weaboos, and nerdy asians
>>26141393
that would be implying girls are attracted to me
no girls because im actually a fucking robot and not one of the plenty of annoying fucking normies on here
Life is actually ok. You are a good person. Love yourself.
>>26139642
sure, if you say so, your's is
you don't know that
you don't know if I should or if I can
Ok that's easy. And then what?
>>26139716
Instead of commenting every statement like an autist you could just accept it for a second.
I take a 15 minute walk to the park, find a quiet spot and read for 6 hours every day.
How are you guys taking advantage of your NEET privilege?
not like you can afford to to much else
I spend all day on the internet to block out the suicidal thoughts.
>>26139403
I go out and perform DEVILISH activities like keying normie cars and shitting in public.
ITT: We discuss the abuse we faced as children.
I need some love, /r9k/...
>Be me
>Be pic-related
>Be 9 years old
>Be betrayed and raped by a male teacher whom your mother trusted
>Never tell anyone for 5 years and be severely depressed for 10
>Eventually get better, but the scars surface from time to time
So, how about it, /r9k/?
Can we have a loving discussion on this board?
>>26139398
Did you press charges?
>>26139427
Yeah, my parents brought it to court when I was 14.
He pleaded guilty and was sentenced to 7.5 years.
I wish he was sentenced to death...
>>26139398
>10 years
sounds like the kind of "depression" that middle aged women get when nobody hits on them at the clubs anymore.
anyway, i was spat on and hit in the head at least weekly and scolded every day by my parents until i was 15, had no one to trust. didn't get the meme disease though. moved out at 18 and had a great normal life because i studied hard as a kid.
This girl is literally my body doppelganger. I'm a shut-in fembot.
Would you fuck her? How is it 0-10?
>>26139285
Are you serious right now? She's easily fuckable, and super qt, stop attention whoring.
>>26139285
guarunteed replies, enjoy your attention, whore
>>26139285
very fuckable body. VERY
I like all kinds of different bodies tb h and I don't really like assigning numbers. But that's a nice body
whats /r9k/ opinion on online relationships? Have you ever had one?
I'm currently in one that's lasted for a year and a half now. Have to stay in it, she's the only reason I choose to stay alive.
>>26139248
Got any advice anon?
In an online relationship right now, but I'm planning on meeting her in a month, and I really care about her a lot.
>>26139221
are they easier than irl ones
why don't you like Savannah Brown, /r9k/?
she's quite LITERALLY your dream girl
>>26139151
discount katya? No thanks
I do like her. She seems pretty genuine and down to earth. Could do without the Tumblr celebrity status but she's pretty alright.
Also she's cuter without makeup tb h
she looks like tumblr-incarnate
if anything this is my dream girl
>tfw one of your best friends wants to be a girl.
>Everybody curses me for still calling him a he.
Who else is in a pickle?
>>26138597
>him
Fuck you, OP you bigoted piece of shit.
>mfw a tranny wants to be called she
Find new friends normalfag
So, this kid commits suicide and one of his friends are saying their goodbyes in his FB page, this girl jumps in and tries to take advantage of the situation.
Why can't women feel empathy and emotions? This is disgusting. She literally tries to take advantage from the death of this kid and tries to get close with his friend.
>saying goodbyes on Facebook
So, he is also an attention whore.
>>26138555
>saying goodbyes on facebook
This is an act of vanity in itself. He's just as bad as the stacy that replied to him.
Holy shit you guys are autistic, she clearly wants the D.
post feels.. all feels are welcome
> tfw someone actually says something nice to you and you almost cry
>>26138549
>your board is dead because of Normies and roasties
>>26138833
its a shame. i mostly come here for feels and robot support..
>>26138920
>mfw /r9k/ is just a shittier version of /b/ now
Robots, how do you dress?
>>26139035
jeans
t shirt
crocs
socks
no underwear
>>26139035
Lately I've been going more palewave tbqh, it's pretty comfy.
Pic related. I look like a blue collar worker who's going to the store to get some beer
Reminder that the only reason Normies openly talk about how they would kill pedos or rapists is that its their only chance to openly say how much they despise people who aren't like them without being seen like psychopaths.
Eternal reminder that if you do this you are nothing more than a worthless normie
>>26138316
Damn, I've never thought about that. Are you implying that normies hate robots just as much as pedos, except for the fact that they cannot find a reason to put robots out of law?
> ITT: Pedocuck tries to defend his failure at humanity
Get the rope
>>26138316
>You're a normie if you hate kid-diddlers
Nice try you fucking pedo
>walking down the street in a metallica tshirt
>someone sees me and infers that I like metallica
>they walk up and give me free metallica tickets
>say thanks and go see metallica
>have a great time
>walking down the street in booty shorts and a loose fitting shirt that shows off my cleavage
>someone sees me and infers that I like sex
>they walk up and take me to go have sex with them
>say thanks and go have sex with them
>have a great time
So why is rape a bad thing exactly?
Look at it this way, you're wearing a metallica t-shirt but you actually don't like metallica you HATE it, you only like Iron Maiden. Someone comes up and gives you a ticked to their show, you tell them to fuck off, then they kidnap you and force you to watch the show.
In the first example, the person had a choice on whether to go to the concert or not. I know that I would choose not to see my favorite band because I hate concerts.
In the second example, it's not a choice if it's rape, rape is sex against someone's will. If someone likes attention but hates sex, it's their choice and nobody cares if the way they dress triggers an autistic faggot like you :^)
>>26138356
Ive got two tickets to iron maiden baby
"Come sit on the bed with us anon!"
>>26138252
no. i have already given you enough of my virgin blood to lasts you girls for at least 10 more love spells.
you girls are just being greedy at this point, i refuse.
>>26138252
They literally look like men wearing wigs and lipstick.
>>26138269
Not funny. You try too hard.
D-Do White guys like Black girls?
this one does
this one right here does
i think fit chocolate girls a cute and no one will tell me otherwise
>>26138745
Yeah.
Too bad no woman ever wants me.
>tfw no weeaboo cosplay black gf to listen to chicago trap music with
