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I need a new mouse. Which one is the best for CSGO/FPS games/comfyness out of these? Which one should I get?
>Logitech G303
>Razer Deathadder Chroma
>Steelseries Rival 300
>Zowie EC2-A
>Logitech G502
Chroma. All others are pretentious pieces of plastic made for 12 year olds becuase they have LED lights or lots of edgy sharp pieces of plastic
>>26129510
>All others are pretentious pieces of plastic made for 12 year olds becuase they have LED lights or lots of edgy sharp pieces of plastic
isn't this basically every razer product ever?
>>26129428mx518
let 'em out hos
>pore over crush/oneitis threads hoping one of them describes me or someone like me
>spot robots irl and sometimes even catch them with chans on their screens
>I am attracted to 2d girls as much as some of the most desperate men here areThis thread is going to be a mess but I don't care, just wanted to get things off my chest
>I cum to thought of drinking piss/shit/cum/spit bottles
>pic related is my go to
>>26129379
Are you actually serious? Is that your wanking material?
>>26129399
yespost yours
How do I tell if a girl likes me without speaking to her?
Stage 1
>look her way
>if she ignores me [SHE DOESN'T LIKE ME]
Stage 2
>if she looks at me and holds eye contact go to stage 3
>if she looks at me but quickly turns away then I'll ignore her for a bit but then look at her again
>if she still ignores me [SHE DOESN'T LIKE ME]
>if she holds eye contact go to stage 3
>if she turns away again [SHE DOESN'T LIKE ME]
Stage 3
>I'll smile at her
>If she smiles back [SUCCESS SHE LIKES ME, I'LL GO TO TALK TO HER]
>If she doesn't smile [SHE DOESN'T LIKE ME]
Is this a good plan?
>is this a good plan
No. It's a terrible plan. Here's a much better one
>Make a direct, unambiguous advance, instead of waiting for some vague hint
>If she says yes: she likes you
>If she say no/can't seem to find the time/make excuses: she doesn't like you
You are wasting your time putting this much effort on one girl.
>>26129045
I want to minimise the risks of getting shot down.
Asking her directly without assessing her body language is too risky.
>>26129180
Do you have anymore android 18?
Decent plan, if you want to play like that.
I would be bit more straight forward at step 2 to make her interested in me.
>Tfw I enjoy music so much, that I almost don't care about all the other shit in life
Of course I'd likely be happier with more money and a loving gf etc, but I am certainly content with music. If I die without improiving my life, I'd still consider it a good one simply because of the music I've been able to enjoy in life
Listening to this gem atm.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P7qax6kLqGs
Why not create your own music then?
>>26129104
agreed with this. it takes a lot of time and commitment but its fun and it doesn't feel like work if you enjoy it.
>>26128803
>I enjoy music so much
>posts pop music
Kek, you probably don't know anything about music.
Learn some theory, at least one instrument and, even more importantly, expand your horizon.
![evil-genie-magic-oil-lamp-27569174[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/NHXrapU.jpg "evil-genie-magic-oil-lamp-27569174[1]")
Would you rather have
a. a well-paying job that you love, but a complete lack of a social life
OR
b. a great group of friends and a sweet girlfriend, but a soul-crushing 8-5 job that pays poorly
>>26128771
>a well-paying job that you love
gee that was hard
whos cares about what others think if you yourself are happy?
the well paying job actually brings in the good friends, and girl believe it or not
>>26128771
difficulty of finding a well paid job you love >>>>>>>>>>>>>> difficulty of creating a social life
>>26128771
b
it's not even a choice
It's great, I get to pretend to be someone I'm not for 3 hours or so, forgetting how terrible my boring life is. All you have to do is get some willing people to play. But once you do that, it's an awesome game
I always wanted to try, but my country is terrible for nerds, everyone is a disgusting shallow normie/ failed normie at best, so there are no big nerdy clubs or similar.
Also i'm shy and i don't know how to contact someone and asking them to teach me...
also
>>26128401
I used to almost every other day when I was in highschool with one group or another (some much older than me, some the same age) and a clean and thoughtful introvert like myself just doesn't gel well with socially inept high school grade "nerds" or greasy, fat, obnoxious neck beards who think they're some kinda alpha when they step into the FLGS.
What can I say? I'm a unique and special snowflake and groups of ordinary autists aren't any better than groups of ordinary normies for me.
>>26128401
>pretend to be someone I'm not for 3 hours or so, forgetting how terrible my boring life is.
i never got this. It doesnt actually work that way, same with anime or mmo's.
You dont forget who you are or what your life is any more than if you were playing tennis for 3 hours. Youre just busy.
Oh. Didn't see you there, wagecuck. I was busy reading. I get so much into reading that I forger the time. But that's a benefit of being a NEET. I have all the time in the world to read, unlike you who only has two days of freedom during your weekend and a few hours during your week of slavery.
>>26128173
Manga yes
I'm on vacation. You don't understand what that is though since you will never have the money for it.
>>26128173
it would appear that you also "forger" how to spell. Perhaps you should go back into school NEET fag and learn how to goddamn spell, you comfyfuck
>michael jackson died six and a half years ago
Metal gear awesome was uploaded to Newgrounds 10 years ago.
>I was brought into this wretched world 22 years ago
>world of warcraft came out over 11 years ago
i never really thought about it that much, until i joined a curse-voice chat in a raid I was in and there was literally 14-16 year olds in the raid.......and im nearly 30......there are kids playing my damn game who were literally babies when I first started playing it when I was 18-19.
Assuming those things don't all come together, what's the biggest warning/whore sign in a girl?
-hair dyed in an unnatural color
-Tattoos
-Piercings
It's not my fault pink is an unnatural hair color and that you're a bitter virgin.
>>26128136
Not our fault you have more daddy dickings than OP's pic has piercings.
>>26128097
I wonder what the effects would be if she stepped into the same room as an MRI machine?
how do you stop eating?
you don't
you just puke out what you eat
Get that low test shit OUTTA HERE PLAYA
gradually build resistance to the poison by consuming small increments.
in your case, decrements to build resistance to your hunger
Anyone else absolutely cannot into dancing? I'm literally scared of going to parties because all I do is just sit and drink. And it's practically impossible to get a gf if you cannot dance, let alone fuck a girl on a party like that.
How the fuck do I into dancing? With women I mean. Or on parties. You get the idea.
Nigga, just learn from YouTube. Or like a legendary anon once did: just bob your knees and do various weapon reload animations with your hands.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mGvdVXxFkY4
>>26127974
you're halfway there pal dancing is pretty alpha but you gotta make sure the entire room knows your the dominant alpha male of the group, so pick the girl you want to dance get right into the middle of the dance floor and start a mosh pit.
If you are taller than 5'8" you CANNOT be a robot
non manlets need to leave /r9k/ forever
>>26127657
>6.00393701 feet (6 feet 3/64 inch)
>asymmetrical face
>crooked spine
>malnourished jew arms
>getting disgusting fat stomach
Being "tall" hasn't helped me.
I'm 5'9 so....... yeah, what now?
Can lankets be robots?
6'6 here
>always go to college library between lectures
>start noticing a girl there
>about 5'4"
>brown hair
>really cute face
>freckles
>she looks autistic
>wears hoodies and blue jeans all the time
>excessive amount of hair clips
>single braid starting at the back of her head and going all the way down to her waist
>looks about a meter long
I've started calling her braid-chan.
She's always alone when I see her and I really want to talk to her but I can't work up the courage.
How do I make her my gf lads?
>>26127650
just bee yourself :)
includes pepe bee picture
u sound like a creep desu
>>26127650
>braid goes down to her waist
This is why incest babies are looked down on
Who /watching gf simulators on youtube/ here?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_13xlYYdhI4
>>26127394
I do it with my real life pillow instead.
>>26127394
Oh yes boi. This girl treats my yellow fever nicely.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hxrLpUxzDaU
>>26127394
i like the idea but can someone post one with more normal makeup
>eat old, spoiler food
>take that future me
Post your ideas for fucking with future you.
Anyone found a way to troll a past yourself?
>>26127343
>not eating instant noodles
do u even 4chan?
>start good habits
>plateau
>fall back into shitty habits
heh.. nothing personal, myself
>fap on the bed with a legs in the air
>cum on your face
enjoy that facial future me
I will make you gay
