Who /lovestheirjob/ here?
>been working as a security guard for 3 months
>love it, I'm currently stationed at an abortion clinic
>my job is to tell normie christfag protesters to fuck off when they are in the parking lot and dont let them inside the building
>there is days where there is no protesters so I just sit in my guard station and read, shitpost or play vidya.
>the pay is not so good however it is above...
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>>26120981
Do the ovens out back have horns on them?
>>26120981
I work nights in an office building. All I do for twelve hours is write on my report that nothing happened, and play on my laptop.
Security is great.
>>26121044
what?
original desu senpai
What does your ideal girlfriend look like, anon? What are her interests? What kind of music does she like?
Mine would be into the arts, but not in a pretentious or Tumblr way. She just does her own thing. We listen to techno together and share the same stupid sense of humor. We're best friends, who happen to be in love.
I like long hair tb h
>Looks: Petite and short (around 5'), long hair, white or asian, thin almost to the point of anorexia, likes wearing cute clothes like dresses and skirts, basically a legal loli
>Interests: Weeb things, vidya, drawing/artsy things, cooking, walking/bike riding through nature
>Music: Doesn't really matter, but will tolerate dadrock/weeb music/kpop/other pleb stuff I like. Preferably no screamo/heavymetal/dubstep/other things that hurt my ears
>Personality:...
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tfw no introverted neet gf
ITT: shit normies say
>money can't buy happiness
>>26119615
Getting the obvious one out of the way
>just be yourself
and
>how can someone love you if you don't love yourself :^)
>>26119615
>ugh, I just HATE sitting inside doing nothing all day :( :(
>>26119615
>money can't buy happiness
But that's true, money just makes life a bit easier. Deep-seated unhappiness (i.e: 90% of /r9k/) isn't getting solved with money.
Unless you think hedonism=happiness, which in that case, you're an idiot.
Let's face it, the Pacific Northwest is the best part of North America.
>Best nature and economy
>White as fuck
>Most of our few minorities are Asian women
>Grunge music
>Fresh air
>Diverse and rich economy on par with most countries
If you're not in Washington, British Columbia, or Oregon you live in a shit hole.
>>26119188
Cascadia for life. Where do you live in?
>>26119188
>White as fuck
Yeah, faggot whites. As I recall, Washington and Maine were the only states where a majority of white men voted for Obama.
>>26119188
>>Best economy
I love the PNW, but holy shit no. Most of PNW economy is fucked beyond belief.
>son is having a folk-punk phase
>He made friends with a girl from his Intermediate Photography class
>she visits on a weekly basis and they stay up all night singing angsty songs on their guitars while drinking and smoking
>they are loud, they cuss a lot while singing
>son has never smoked before, he has never drank alcohol before
>want to intervene, but don't want to embarrass son by...
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>>26119026
wtf, is mom bait going to be a thing now?
>>26119026
post a pic of your body to confirm you are a real mom
>>26119026
/ss/ is the only real answer.
You have to beat that girl to the prize.
ITT: Typing family gatherings
>Hey Anon! Why don't you get your uncle another beer?
>"When are you going to introduce us to your girlfriend?"
>"This might be my last Christmas with you kids." - Grandma
>little cousin says you look like a future plumber
Plumbers make good money you spoiled rich little shit
Anyone here stretchmarks?
>Start lifting weights a few weeks ago
>Noticing heaps of strength gains
>Lifting double then i did when i first begun
>Haven't put on that much size or anything that's really noticeable
>Strength is the most noticeable part
>6ft and thin
>Now have starts-marks on my biceps, knees, ass, hips and back.
They...
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>>26117759
yeah i lost 3 stone rapidly and now i have pink stretchmarks all around my waist.
Thinking of just fucking ending it all to be honest. They are much less prominent after a year though but the worst part is the feel. Whenever i rub my waist it feels like a cheese grater.
>>26117759
they fade in time
i like my stretch marks desu, I only have em between my chest and arms though
>>26117759
Same as you, there are a lot of products for stretchmarks today, don't worry about it, just keep lifting and if they really bother you just go to a doctor.
Is there any point to talking to a girl in my community college class if I don't have a car or a job?
> be me, 21
> taking like 2 to 3 community college classes at a time while I "find myself"
> A+ in every one because it's CC and easya s fuck
> in statistics II see cute girl sitting nearby
> keep trying to sit next to her but it's only been a couple classes so far so i haven't managed...
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drlg bump
So let me get this straight. You actually WANT a gf?
In other words, you're fucking normie scum who humblebrags on a Tibetan dog racing board about pursuing an education and having supportive parents who give you rides to school? Jesus Christ, when will you ever learn
Talking to her doesn't make her your girlfriend dumb dumb. You likely won't go out with her, but talk to her anyway. Why not?
Mr. Pickles
>>26116675
Tryhard shit.
>>26117289
Hmm?
How exactly am I a "Tryhard shit"?
>>26118393
Proof that Mr. Pickles is for literal retards.
Is it weird that I love taking pictures of my gf when she's asleep?
>pic related is sleeping gf
>>26123442
is this your practice gf? looks like one.
>>26123442
she looks really cute op
what are you doing on this board though
>>26123455
Nope I plan to marry her one day
How old were you when you first saw a vagina, robots? Were you frightened or aroused?
>>26121608
Pretty sure it was when we were born, unless we took the easy way out.
I was 9. I was swimming at my friend's house and his little sister walked outside without her diaper on. I don't know why I still remember that.
>>26121608
I was maybe 7 or 8 and I went over to my friend's house and he showed me a porn site. I was interested but I don't think I was really old enough to find it arousing.
What's your favorite Anime opening, /r9k/?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jYZfeY8Vg0E
https://youtu.be/SqgdguzG4Fk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KWee5HDnMBs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SV5XU4vIu5E
Do girls like anime?
>>26119301
yeah but I don't know where they're hiding. I've met a few though.
Girls do not exist
No. We have cultured tastes and enjoy great western cartoon shows if inclined.
Anime is for pedophiles and people who literally cannot handle plot without fanservice. I can only imagine anime gets by since men tend to think with their dicks.
Robots, I want to share something with you to make you less lonely.
A lot of you probably already know about it, but some of you might not.
I found out about it a couple of years ago on here, and it changed my life! I mean, I'm still a foreveralone loser, and it possibly makes the problem worse, but it still is great.
ASMR videos.
These are basically a whole genre of videos on youtube of girls whispering, speaking softly, sometimes just fidgeting with stuff like plastic gloves or tapping on something.
Here is an example from a girl I...
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ASMR gets a bad rap because of weirdos like OP
>>26119228
What is the bad rap I just gave to it?
I'm lonely, and like sitting with my headphones on while pretty girls whisper to me.
OH NO WHAT A HORRIBLE THING I'VE DONE.
Fuck off normie.
Also, ASMR thread.
This lady is great, even if you can't tell what she's saying, it's so relaxing:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L0TZDyv-NCs
>>26119306
>pretty girls
you're missing the point of ASMR
Alcohol thread robots.
It's friday night and I am about to get shitfaced all alone. what is everyone else doing?
>>26118610
Halfway to shitfaced already, keep this thread going
At the house playing king's cup with my wife and two of my friends from work that are divorcing their spouses to get married to each other. Shit is weird man.
Anyway I'm drinking pbr because I'm broke until Monday and they have some berry vodka/hawaiian punch mixture.
>>26118610
im doing the same thing anon. i dont have any friends and im lonely. hopefully i can hang with you robots