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What and the fuck is this shit
>>26110742
I don't understand her thought process at all.
Need some context here op. She sounds pretty dumb, though.
>>26110742
Drop her OP. Never talk to her again.
How do you fight away the no gf feels, /r9k/?
By trying to get a gf.
It hurts sometimes but you just gotta be a man and pull through.
it will naturally go away when you get your wizard powers
trust me, i'm a level 8 wizard
I have a girlfriend but she's out of town for the weekend. I'm very sad.
any of you guys know if weed helps with depression?
loads of people tell me it only makes things worse
>inb4 DUDE WEED
It will only disrupt your brain chemistry more
Don't do drugs if you're depressed.
Start jogging if the weather allows, and eat something green that isnt shrek ketchup.
weed makes you lazy. Try lsd and you'll be happy for 1-2 months.
>>26110442
depends on how you use it, what you chemical and mental state are. Won't cure it, it can help if you're responsible though.
>>26110482
I feel bad for all the people this happens to, I want to go out and do stuff and actually have fun when I consume weed.
ITT: stupid shit normies believe
>le cigarettes are bad meme
Yahweh
>>26110359
well they are the number one killer in the united states
>>26110359
Holy shit you have a thick head OP. Cigarette are bad for you, no question about it.
Does anybody else feels tired all the time?
me. i never sleep because sleep is the cousin of deatb
1. eat breakfast, even if it's a small baggie of dry cereal
2. buy a pack of multivitamins. and/or...
3. buy a box of healthy cereal. doesn't have to be Raisin Bran, but can't be Sugar Bullshit. make sure it has decent amount of vitamins and minerals. most General Mills cereals fit the bill perfectly. the vitamin/mineral content isn't as high as a multivitamin, but if you're eating hot pockets and chicken tenders every day, it makes a huge difference.
4. *make* yourself go to bed earlier. it's hard, but so is being an undisciplined goof who's tired all day long
these 3-4 simple-ass things will make a WORLD of difference in most cases. like, it's shocking.
>>26110273
beyond the walls of intelligence, life is defined
Things normies say:
>Be yourself
>You can do it it you try
>Hard work pays off
>Just boys being boys
>Eat less to lose weight
>there's someone for everyone
>>26110174
Why don't depressed people just get happy? :))
>>26110174
>i have a gf
>we all are intelligent
>everyone is born free and equal
>sexism exists
>black people are nice and racists should just die
All this pain...that tortures you, the hate, the disgust at women for they have done.The sadism you have encountered from females...It can go away.
I was once angry and full of hate.
But I decided to go to Thailand, and it was the best decision I ever made.
I found love, compassion and understanding.
Ladyboys are the answer.
Now 3 years later, I am getting married to a beautiful young ladyboy and finally I am content with my life.
Pics of her?
I'd marry a qt ladyboy
>>26110126
>Pornchai
Sounds like one of the authors is into making erotic tea
Love me love me love me
I don't know if it's a "school shooter" vibe or if it's because I'm tall or strange
Everyone always seems to notice if I'm NOT somewhere, or naturally be aware of when I make any sort of big movement. (Turning around in a chair) Or if we're walking anywhere, I'd always be the one leading/ people will follow my movements.
Feels like autism, but it feels like I have unintentional control over a room. Like when I talk, everyone shuts up and turns to me to listen.
Anyone else get this?
>>26110085
Yeah. Except for the being followed while walking part.
>>26110085
Yea, I get told I give off serial killer vibes and I look/walk intimidatingly. I've had girls tell me that they had crushes on me but were afraid of me so they never told me.
People are really oddly aware of me in social situations, and it sucks
>be one of the first people to class on the first day
>literally every desk in the class except for the ones adjacent to me get filled with people
i dont know what it is that people seem uncomfortable getting close to me, but it's been like that since high school
Why don't you lift if you want to be attractive to women? Are you just a weak willed girly man who likes to complain for a living while doing nothing?
>>26109806
I lift. Girls dont give a fuck because genes.
body >>>>>>>>> face
pic related
because girls like my body better than tryhards like in OP
Anyone here like bad dragons? I'm not even a fan of furry shit, they just feel fucking incredible
Real dick is better.
>>26109786
Why would they be mutually exclusive?
What is a bad dragon? Never heard of it.
Hey buddy, you like tsunderes?
>>26109754
Yes, I do like tsunderes.
>other thread didn't work
>Back to Tsundere
Ho ho ho
>>26109754
w-well I guess, kinda
but that doesn't mean anything I swear
Everybody says 4chan is 'not what it used to be'. Seriously, was 4chan better back in the day?
4chan was a lot better back in 2016-01-28!
4chan of 2016-01-29 sucks!
>>26109483
Well, that 50yr old neet thread was splendid
>>26109458
Same thing as old people saying "BACK IN MY DAYS".
The only major difference is that people were cringier back then
your opinion on girls who self harm/have eating disorders?
I think it's attractive
It comes along with a whole bunch of other issues that just arent worth the time
>>26109435
its good shit
eating disorders suck cause you cant take the whore anywhere
but self harm is like a golden ticket to do whatever the fuck you want
Horrifying. I don't judge but I wish I could stop them. I had a friend who cut in middle school. Her body was so so fucking carved up...
>father works very hard to support the family
>works in a hot factory all day
>mother gets cancer
>father works even more to help pay for her treatment, treats her like an absolute queen
>mother goes off on "vacation" with a female friend
>today she calls my father and tells him that she is no longer interested in him and will now live by the coast
>probably found another man
>father is devastated, he worked his entire life for her
So this just happened anons. I am absolutely disgusted in my mother and feel very bad for my father. Are women really this shit?
>>26109387
Text her ''you fucking cunt I hope you get raped by a pack of rabbid niggers''.
Let`s see how that works out.
I hope this isn't real. But I know it is. I'm sorry anon.
>>26109438
Maybe not word for word but you really shouldn't let het get away with this guilt-free.
Why does no one laugh at my jokes
>>26109254
why do i dislike jokes and ppl think im just being mean
>>26109254
probably because you're an unfunny retard
>>26109254
It's probably because of your delivery. Post a vocaroo.
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