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Anyone else ever hit a girl here?
>tfw I was a little shit in grade school and smacked a girl upside the head for no reason
I deserve everything bad in life and more.
I kicked a girl in the shin once.
It was somewhere between 1-4th grade idk it all blends together.
But anyway she was your stereotypical cunty little girl. She made it her mission in life to fuck with everyone. I finally got fed up with her shit and kicked her in the shin.
Then everyone got all pissed off at me like I was the asshole. And she flashed those "I can't believe you've done this" big sad anime eyes.
But she didn't fuck with me anymore after that.
haha bro hitting woman is fun in islam we kill woman
I used to beat my sister with vitriol almost daily when she was an infant. I remember once I beat her so bad she lost consciousness.
I still have trouble coming to terms with it.
>tfw 25 years old and still watch pro wrestling
I still remember Chris Benoit.I fucking loved that guy.
https://youtu.be/vB4eWOTquCQ
>>26109154
>being any age and not watching wrestling
>ISHIGGYDIGGY
>>26109154
My friends dad is in his mid 50s and still watches it too anon. Don't feel bad.
If a grill compliments your hair, does that mean she wants to bang?
I hope not. They compliment each other's hair all the time, that of animals, etc
>>26109133
I hope this is a joke but knowing r9k...
>>26109178
Well, logically, they probably don't want to bang. However, if a woman likes something about you, it certainly doesn't hurt your cause.
Ok anons, let's hear your pain and pleasure.
Post the best thing that happened to you today.
Then post the worst thing that happened to you today.
Maybe your day was baka desu senpai but ngl you should tell me about it.
Best: Had a nice conversation with 3 other people, including 2 girls, one of which I'm pretty sure wants the D.
Worst: Was walking home with one of them, and it was awkward.
Worst: Got Party Vanned for doing stupid shit on the dark net years ago
Best: Didn't get charged with anything, Got engaged to a gorgeous 9/10 and bought a house
Best thing
I managed to sleep in spite of the worst heartburn ive ever had
Worst thing
The rest of my day
>worst
I woke up
>best
I had an awesome dream
>me as high school teacher
>Stacy fails test
Is this a fair punishment? (pic related)
This board is so retarded, us girls are human beings too. Kill yourself edgelord
>>26109017
>real life tsundere
>>26109017
...I don't like this answer, if you truly are a fembot and not a b8r, you need to be PUNISHED!!!
>Mom depends on me like I'm her fucking husband
>gets angry when I don't want anything to do with her anymore
Fuck this bitch and everything about her. Why does she think I'm supposed to step up when she's too fat and depressed to go get another man. Have any of you dealt with anything like this?
>>26108500
Maybe she's just lonely. Like us.
>>26108500
Yeah, pretty much my situation.
Except she works and I don't, although she can't keep a job for shit.
>>26109376
This. Maybe she thought that by raising a child she could have someone to support her.
Daily reminder that if you have a brother or sister you are a normie.
>>26108482
explain your logic
>>26108482
Tell that to my brother. Robobros 4 lyfe
>>26108510
people with siblings would have grown up with constant companionship and people to turn to throughout their life
How do you from this...
(Original text)
>>26108103
...to THIS????
(Just kill me now plz)
ALL AND ALL YOU'RE JUST ANOTHER....
>>26108123
What the actual fuck is that real? Lexi was never that great imo but god damn she looks horrible now, not even worthy to do porn.
>ask friend if he wants to talk
>signs off
No one ever talks to me
I just want to talk...
>>26107953
>get invited to skype group call
>nobody talks
What's your email address? I'll talk to you, fampai
>>26107982
Yupp, and then
>you talk, try to get a good conversation going
>never get called again after that
How it is for me.
>>26107983
And you'll start ignoring me after one conversation as well, the same thing happens every time.
I'm just not a fun person to talk to.
also
Vocaroo thread.
Singin, stories anything welcome.
My autistic guitar skillz:
http://vocaroo.com/i/s17F72CZklBP
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0oURsGKFrEz
>>26107921
sure sec
>>26107921
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0vy7C9YQqar
pls be nice
>Know women are shit and a money sink
>Previous relationship sucked ass, convinced all women are toxic
>Feel constantly lonely and want a gf anyway
>i had a gf
>despite being able to get one whenever I want and having been loved I still feel lonely even though I'm a normalfag
No one relates to you here
FUCK
OFF
>>26107731
Women will never love you anon
the idea of "love" is complete bullshit
>>26107819
And yet you have been socially skilled enough to fuck them. Yet you come here to a place full of virgins and blogpost about your girl troubles as if we could ever relate or give a shit
Fucking kill yourself you whiny little pussy.
>>>/adv/
What are you robots listening to?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fiOyRV1fN80
Feeling melancholy
https://youtu.be/v2aGhjdtkeY
one of my favorite albums, her voice is so dynamic and unique
it's also a great album for when you're feeling blue in the autumn and winter
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NbwZtB2pKDM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LQ9PERtqXoA
Super slept-on album from last year.
>got college funding
>realize I will have to pay 100k in debts after I finish college
i'm fucked
Is it at least a program that can give you a good career?
>>26106744
veterinary
I think its good
>>26106780
At least it's not a meme degree. And hey, if you genuinely like it, it's one of the best degrees you can get. Maybe not the most money but definitely a good one. If you apply yourself you should definitely be able to pay off the 100k without much trouble.
Good luck anon! Animals are L I T E R A L L Y better than people.
Blondes are the hottest women. & that's why robots are intimidated by them
Now I wanna eat some blonde pussy
Day 2 of no fap and you post something like that!
>>26106577
Thats a funny way to spell black girls desu senpai
What's the criteria for being a robot?
Is it:
>NEET
>virgin
>kissless
>weird
>autistic
>lives in mom's basement
>no friends
>plays vidya games all day
>pisses in bottles
>fat
>on the verge of diabetes
>not female
>can't talk to strangers
If you aren't the above, you are not a robot
>>26106365
have you ever heard about the "gray area between white and black"
According to some normalfags around here its just being slightly awkward and a le nerd.
>>26106424
Tfw my girlfriend thinks I'm geeky :/
Just kill me now :((((((((
