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Anyone else have zero female friends of acquaintances?
Yeah I haven't talked to a girl besides my sister for at least 2 years. I'm just learning to accept the fact that I might be single for life.
I have 0 friends/acquaintances.
Get on my level scrub.
>>26125442
This.
I have zero friends, period.
>tfw you're 26
>tfw a quarter of your life has already passed, if you're lucky
Who else 25+ here?
>>26123208
>lucky
you mean unlucky
lucky would be 25 = half
25 here OP.
>tfw you're still basically a dumbass teenager
Hope I die in my sleep soon.
I'm 33. It's alright. I still enjoy video games like a kid and learned Japanese in my 20's so I have a few Japanese otaku friends. Besides work (craftsman) I enjoy my life. I don't even want a girlfriend or anything either.
robot balls
>>26120167
bouquet loudly
Timbuktu
>>26120167
Leningrad
>it's a '"twisted" normies sit around and play Cards Against Humanity' party
>manufactured commercial grade edges
>>26119760
To be honest, it's pretty fun to play with your co workers. We used to do it every two weeks or so, drink at my employees house until 6 am and talk bullshit about work.
>takes every chance to balk at easy-mode social opportunities
>bawws about crushing loneliness later
Seems about right for arcanine.
>Sometime during middle school
>Loner even back then
>Suddenly find note inviting me to a Halloween party
>Assume that the person who delivered the note put it in the wrong backpack, or that it was some sick fucking joke
>Didn't go
WHY
>Started smoking weed at 15
It put the brakes on my life progress completely.
>Not completing my degree the 1st or 2nd time I attended university
Self explanatory
>Getting drunk and getting into that fistfight at the Poker night
Lost me a lot of friends
>Not apologizing to her the day after
Stupid. How can someone so pathetic have too much pride? Fuck I hate being narcissistic.
>>26117704
>it was some sick fucking joke
it was
they would've made fun of you and maybe beat you up
you spared yourself the humiliation you retard
becoming a heroin addict and wasting six years of my life trying to ward off withdrawals by using.
I lost my 20s to heroin. thanks heroin.
>tfw will never wake up with this
>>26117229
>implying anyone here will ever wake up with a girl/woman in bed
>>26117229
>tfw the only girl who wake up next to my was my mom
>>26117229
Why is there a giant piece of shit on that bed
What do you do if your life has no meaning?
>>26116074
Give it a meaning anon. Do something. But don't do any beta uprising stuff, that's not good.
Have fun and do whatever you want it doesnt matter if you think you dont matter
>>26116125
This.
But screw that last part, "rise up" if you really wanna.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FC3y9llDXuM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gAYL5H46QnQ about my studies
>>26114600
Too late to pick a different major?
>>26114522
>tfw feel weird listening to that now because I'm 25
looks like no BFF tonight edition
>tfw no one to talk to
http://steamcommunity.com/id/anon688797777/
>>26111391
1st for nord huscarls
Poleaboo is asserting his presence with this post
>there are women who will insist that they are introverted, shy, lonely, or robots
>>26108227
I would probably hate the person who made this, but this comic is a masterpiece.
What the fuck is this jumble of schizoshit trying to tell me?
>>26108468
You skimmed it. Read it again, you're missing something.
>gf out with friends
>leaves laptop on my couch
>can't resist, check browser history
>shitloads of normie stuff
>then I come across this google search history entry: "never orgasm with boyfriend dick feels too small" and another one: "is bad sex worth a long term relationship?"
>getting nervous ,adrenaline rush, completely in shock
>close browser and laptop
This happend almost 1 week ago and I haven't slept yet. I'm completely crushed, my self confidence is gone.
I haven't talked to my gf about it and try to act normal, but its really fucking with me.
What should I do?
I always thought 6inches were more than enough. fuck
>>26124413
>What should I do?
GO TO ANOTHER BOARD YOU FREAKING NORMALSCUM?
>>>/adv/
>>>/soc/
>>>/lgbt
>>26124413
PLease for the love of god how do you get afucking girl to have sex with you just tell me oh my fucking god I'm so desperate to have sex how the fuck did you get a female creature to let you touch it with your weener I'm being 100 percent serious just kill me now god just end this suffering wake me up wake me up inside save me save me from the nothing I've become.
>>26124413
Your dick isn't too small. She's just a stupid whore with retarded expectations or you're really boring in bed.
Your thoughts ErrNineKay?
http://teenvoice.co/attraction/what-attracts-girls-to-boys-attraction-basics-2/
I don't get why it's a commonly accepted truth that guys are attracted to girl's look over their personality, as evidenced by this video
http://teenvoice.co/attraction/what-attracts-boys-to-girls-attraction-basics-3/
Yet people keep perpetrating the lie that girls care more about personality than looks, while that's bullshit.
They want to think that, but the reality is that if I came and talked to a random girl she'd most likely turn me down, but if a Brad Pitt looking guy said exactly the same shit she'd be all over him.
>>26124038
>Implying I give a fuck what girls like
>>26124038
It's pretty accurate.
>>26124274
>guys are attracted to girls look
Well she didn't say that, she seemed to make it clear that she was only talking about what girls like.
I don't know if I can really say for sure that girls are attracted to my personality more than my looks, because I've always felt I'm a pretty good looking guy.
But I think my confidence, my gentleness and my willingness to listen to people, my assertiveness and having boundaries for myself is what often attracts people to me.
Of course I have flaws, I am insecure about some things, but that's just part of life. No ones perfect.
Girls aren't perfect either, this video is simply telling what is attractive, and showing what the ideals are, it's not saying that you have to be perfect.
You never will be, nobody ever is.
/crippling depression general/
What happened to these threads? I've been gone for a couple months. I used to see them all the time. How are the brobots doing?
>trying to be a normalfag
>can't pretend
kill me
people with crippling depression don't try to fit in with normalfags neither to they start threads on imageboards
fuck off retard
>>26124076
okay desu :(
>Anon why don't you talk anymore lol we love you anon
Fucking seasonal depression, every year the winter months turn me into a disgusting emo faggot and it is so surreal feeling my inner emotions start shutting down every January.
>tfw every year I fight this shit but I cant, I just push through to May when I get my life back
Anyone here not interested in vaginas at all? I like girls, but my feelings regarding whats between their legs varies between apathy and mild disgust. I'd be perfectly happy being in a relationship with a girl in which i had everything except sexual intercourse. I've talked to people in person about this, and I haven't found anyone who shares my sentiment.
I like everything else, but vaginas just aren't attractive to me.
>>26123836
it's called asexual senpai
>>26123836
That's how I was when I was a kid but I grew out of it.
>>26123836
how can you be attracted to the vagina?
musty smell
bloody mucous
clear fluid that taste kinda nasty
sheds skin off of it
goddamn i'm actually getting sick to my stomach typing this so i'm goign to stop.
Can you guys help me fill this out?
>>26123759
/a/ - DISGUSTING 3D PIGS
/b/ - Kill yourself, faggot.
/b/ - FUCKING NEWFAGS
/g/ - INSTALL GENTOO
/k/ - FUCKING HIPOINT
/vg/ - KATAWA SHOUJO GENERAL
/mlp/ - WERE AUTISTIC
/toy/ - FUCKING HOTGLUE
