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Uncircumcised """"""""""men"""""""""" BTFO
NO WOMAN WILL EVER SLEEP WITH YOU AND AYYLIEN X-FILES PENIS! HOW DOES IT FEEL? STROKING YOUR COCK ALONE AS USUAL, I MEAN.
Like if the opinion of this degenerate roastie matters.
is that so, dr. goldberg?
>Ameripoor roasties are so retarded they actually think having your cock hacked by kikes is normal
>these very same roasties would be horrified by female genital circumcision in Africa
Why do white people have such weird bodies fa'm?
>>26117696
That chick is mediterreanian not white.
>>26117724
the fuck is the difference ya'll?
Do you seriously not know what a corset is, you uneducated nigger?
Is this what my life is? Pointing out clothing to god damn monkeys? Fuck.
who here fell for the "women like muscles" meme
spent so much time and effort working out, eating right, to try and get a muscular body, and still no women ever talk to me or anything. im convinced my personality just sucks and turns women off. women dont really seem to care how a guy looks
They care a lot about the face, though. Muscles only help with certain women, it's a turn off for a lot of them as well. It's kinda gay desu.
>>26117974
Nope, they don't.
5'8", 450 lbs. In my 30's.
I still pull tail. From teenagers sometimes, even.
If you've got the personality and don't come off as thirsty, you'll have a lot more success.
I'm far more successful than a former friend of mine who told me he works out like crazy because he got rejected for being fat when he was in junior high.
I ended up having to stop associating with that guy when it became obvious he was super jealous and salty over my success because he felt he "Deserved" the kind of women I was successfully getting.
And I wasn't even that successful, really. I just probably lucked out because Mexican girls don't mind if you're short or fat.
>>26117974
What do you look like thoughtbh
I've seen some disturbing threads recently saying girls can never be robots...
I am twice the robot of half you fags.
Where do you get this shit?
You're all a bunch of normalfag scum now, anyway.
I'm still a virgin.
I'm still neet.
I'm still mentally unstable.
I still never had a bf.
Fuck you, r9k. Srsly, you bum me out.
Yeah nah cunt just go to tumblr
timestamped teats or gtfo
>>26117584
Tits or leave pls.
What's /r9k/ gonna do on valentines day?
probably have sex with my gf
>>26117367
gonna have a foursome. can't wait for a triple bj
Be lonely
Why don't you play an mmo robots?
>no girls there
>literally everyone there is a looser
>you get to interact with other people
>talking a lot is not necessary
>you get a reason to wake up early, go to sleep before 3 am and stay awake during the day (dailies and professions)
>makes you busy during the day
>can give you a sense of progression
>and a reason to live
>you can literally play it forever too
I do. It doesn't fill the emptiness inside.
>>26117604
Maybe you are not doing it hard enough
>unlock a new dailies
>have to wait until 7 am to play it
>go to bed at ten
>can't sleep because I'm too excited
>>26117338
Have like 4 characters and 500 hours in tera, it's literally a chore now.
Wake up, log on to keep myself from not being booted from the guild, do a daily quest for 50 gold, log onto next character, get daily coupon, run dungeon once or twice for enchanting shit. Log off.
I just keep playing to get more character slots and make a perfect class.
>too much of a pussy to try to kiss the girl after the date yet again
Guess there's no second date for me as always
Who /can'tshowinterest/ here?
Even if you have to do a really awkward, blatant manoeuvre like brushing her hair to one side then leaning in for the kids, you should always do it.
just walk her to her door and hold her hands and kiss her faggot
>>26117201
>kiss on the first date
Why would guys think this is ok?
Why do spics like pitbulls so much? They're dangerous ugly animals to have around
Manlets need a dog to protect them
I always thought of the pitpull as a MANLY dog for MANY men such as blacks who need so desperately to conform to the MANLY archetype cause they're insecure and want to be a cool kid like their friends.
(not to shit on pitbulls, tho. they're just used a lot for this purpose is all and it's not their fault)
Because they're delinquent thugs and they use them for intimidation.
>make friends
>they dont value you
>they disrespect you
>they dont invite you to events and blow you off when you ask to join
>they end up betraying you in the end
This has happened with every friend I've ever had irl
Shit sucks and I dunno how to stop it, but it's fucking hilarious. It's like my life is a joke, so I might as well laugh.
most people are shitty
meet non-shitty people
problem solved
stop being a huge faggot while you're at it
>>26116678
>meet non-shitty people
>stop being a huge faggot
Kill yourself. Please, please kill yourself, you stupid fucking pig.
Spare us all yourself and find a place to quietly die, before you use up any more resources.
>>26116678
>>26116678
>meet non-shitty people
>giving me retarded advice like that
>implying its that easy
been trying to do that for years. Nice bad advice I guess. 5/10
>tfw there's no wonder drug to eliminate anxiety forever
You could try lobotomy, or electroshock therapy. Those are permanent solutions.
It's called xannax buddy, shits cheap on DNMs
Give up your life to benzos
>Call drug dealer to buy weed
>Ask to meet him at park
>Call police and tell them someone is selling drugs
>He gets arrested
>He had meth and some pills on him for another customer he was going to so he's facing 3-5 years
:^)
He should've known that selling drugs is illegal.
Post funny ways you helped clean the world up, /r9k/.
>>26116335
>call heroine dealer
>shoot him with a zip gun
>steal money and make it look like a mugging
>>26116335
I remember this thread, you failed with the last one and tried to damage control it by saying he had meth and pills on him as well after someone called you out.
Good on you for fixing it up.
>>26116371
A heroin dealer will kill you for that shit.
>mfw police have never done anything when I've called them about suspicious activity.
Why do we even have police.
How do I tell my parents I don't want to go to prom without disappointing them?
>>26116199
tell them your gay and the school doesnt allow faggots to go to prom
>>26116199
My mom literally followed me in her car to prom because she knew I wouldn't actually go otherwise
>>26116199
Tell them that you can't rent a tux because they cost too much nowadays and you're saving for college, and if you can't go with class, you'd rather not go at all.
>gf is going out to the club for a "girls night out"
I'm not going to get cucked r-right? She told me she loved me before she left..
>my ex was a Stacey
>totally change for me
>friday's night were to watch anime, and have passionate sex
I SHOULDN'T ASPERGED, I FUCKING MISS YOU.
>>26115657
Just remember most women nowadays get sex partners from clubs. If she is coming home late you already know you were cucked.
of course you are going to get cucked you dumb faggot
>be in school
>suddenly hear shots
>can't get out from the classroom
>gunman barges in
How do you fare in this situation robos?
Keep it simple, as I'm using this to counter any possible factors in my upcoming debut.
*teleports behind gun kid*
Looks like I get the first shot...
-shcwing-
*cuts kid's head with one sweep of my blade*
Don't disturb my classtime, scum...
*spits on body*
>>26116150
10/10 faux alpha cirnge
>>26116097
Call him a big guy.
I'm pretty sure my dick is the same size it was when I was 13 and asked my pediatrician why I'm not growing to which she said "I think you're a late bloomer"
So what do I do now?
i think late bloomer implies someone around 18 years old, so check again in three years m8 :^)
>>26115729
Wait how old am I now?
Get your hands on growth hormones, should be simple enough to get prescribed in the US. Only works if you're still in puberty though.
