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I tried to hold her hand.
She moved away from me and looked at me like I was a strange pervert trying to murder and rape her lifeless corpse.
God I hate stuff like this
>be junior in highschool
>surprisingly a girl starts flirting with me so we start flirting back and forth until we both admit that we find each other attractive
>the next day I sit next to her in class
>during a video I reach over and try to hold her hand
>she pulls away from me so I pass her a note asking if I'm bugging her
>she says no and that shes just thinking about something
>later that day she texts me saying I made her feel uncomfortable and she doesn't want me touching her like that again
>>26105836
>>26105439
Absolutely pathetic what is wrong with you two?
This is why I never initiate anything.
I'm at uni and this Chad-bro tucked his pant legs into his old man socks. Is this seriously fucking cool now? How the hell is this not as autistic looking as a fedora fag?
>>26104300
Because Chad did it
Just like when Regina George did the bra thing
>>26104300
He doesn't want to ruin the pants. Chad doesn't care what people think of him. And no one ever tells him that he looks pathetic so he can do anything he wants.
>>26104300
when chad does it's cool and funny and when it's you it's creepy
How do I make a robot (who just went to bed) love me? I'm an ok/cute girl with an uninteresting boring personality
Pic unrelated
Post nudes on herePls
>>26104086
Be very clingy and as open-minded/accepting as you can be with anything he tells you e.g. fetishes. Now fuck off.
>>26104086
if he's a robot then he definitely has lots of insecurities
just offer to be helpful with them, considering most robots feel a lot of shame about showing weakness to girls I'm sure that will make him feel good
>tfw white guys make fun of you for being beta and black
>black guys make fun of you for being a weeaboo and ugly
>muslim guys hate me for being an atheist
>asian guys understand my pain and are my only friends
anyone else know this feel?
>>26104046
black weebs are total bros in my experience. my friend only ever dated asian girls so I guess that makes sense
>>26104072
this, black weebs are cool.
Then again, I'm a weeby beta white guy. Your problem is that you're ONE OF US, OP.
>tfw no black bro
life is suffering ;_;
I am a trichotillomaniac (constant compulsion to pluck hair) so I usually have a pair of tweezers around and one in my hand.
I also really love horror movies, but I have to be mindful of jump scares and tense moments because I'm horrified that i will jerk and puncture my iris or cut myself deep. Up til now, I have only had superficial wounds and scratching.
I am a little fixated with pulling body. Looking at hair follicle and white, waxy root is oddly relaxing for me. I used to tweeze my eyelashes for not reason because I liked the sensation of tugging on them.
>>26103926
I love the eyebrows. They feel so satisfying...something about those ones that just are little more resistant than others. I never get the whole root/follicle with eyebrows tho
>>26103895
me too senpai i used to pull my eyelashes but since people complained about it now i only pull my pubes ( no one is gonna see it anyways )
>tfw pulling a hair that has a huge root
Are there any girls like myself who find unattractive guys (Melvins) all-round repulsive?
Like I can't go a single day without belittling my orbiters, or talking about my sex life with Chad in front of them. Lol.
I've been feeling a little down lately. Maybe I should change my diet, volunteer, look for a new job, or go for a walk. Thoughts, friends?
Welcome Reddit users into our fold! Tumblrites you're invited, too. Let's all be friends.
>>26103809
>Are there any girls
Of course there are girls here. This is /r9k/, the happiest place on Earth!
Strayabot here wanting to get on disability pension for a few years. I am being forced into the retail industry by the governments and if I end up there I will probably just breath in the helium gas or finally snap I just can't fucking handle the idea of working in retail. My plan is to get on disability for a few years so I can work towards becoming fit and getting into trades or something then I will get off it and pay tax dollars for all the other neets out there. I already have quite a few mental health issues but no physical ones the issue is I have never been diagnosed and I don't have any sort of record of psychotic behavior or anything so I need to figure out what degree of mental disability would qualify me for it if I should maybe make a convincing attempt on my life or something to convince whoever I need to of my issues. Basically everyone I have ever had deep conversation with me has called me out as mentally fucked and mental disease runs in my family the only reason I haven't done anything crazy is because I am both too weak and have a lot of self control. Anyway any Strayabots here on disability for mental disorders or does anyone have some recommendations on how to get on disability?
>>26103528
kill yourself you fucking scum work in retail like everyone else has to and get fit using the money you earn from that you'll get on disability and stay on it your whole life don't act like it's just till you get fit cause you'll never do it you worthless piece of fucking shit.
>>26103617
Woah there killer maybe smoke a bowl champ
>>26103661
weed is for degenerates to be honest.
Why do normies watch so much tv?
> turn on tv
> channel 1 news
> standard propaganda about refugees (childeren, woman, people with disabilities)
> switch to channel 4, some shit building program hosted by a niger
> switch to channel 5, program hosted by feminists about fat people in the fashion world
> switch to channel 6, program about people in debt and how the tv show is helping them get out of it while they make a fool out of themself
>switch to channel 7, some old movie from the year 2000. watch it 5 minutes. commercial break for goddamn 15 minutes.
> switch to discovery channel, notice that everything is scripted. car repair show with all kind of reality tv bullcrap in it
> switch to national geographic, another scripted show about fishing, one of the teams were throwing water balloons to their "rival" team.
> switch to history channel, always same episodes
> turn of tv
> go play video games again
t. /pol/ack watching tv
also
>why do normies watch so much tv
>watches tv
that means you're a normie
>>26103046
watch SO MUCH tv
learn to read faggot
No idea why.
>adds
>'reality' tv
>more adds
>TV licence required
>pay for premium satellite services
>still adds.
hey anon why the fuck you watching a documentary?
Because it actually has some real fucking content that doesn't rot your mind.
>adds.
>tfw I find out the girl I like has the maturity of a 14 year old
>tfw find out the girl I like has the maturity of a 5 year old
>>26102950
All women are like that.
>>26102950
do you prefer that she has the mentality of some roastie 30 year old?
who's /sub or/and masochist/ here?
Every guy who's desperate but not attractive enough to be dominant
So, /r9k/
Starting seeing a girl who i live with recently and have next to no sexual experience beforehand.... going through the process of finding out I'm pretty subby and she loves it.
Light domination atm just biting, scratching, slapping, punching etc with some ass play and verbal degradation but soon we're gonna get whips, paddles, ropes and lube and have more fun.
Switching is fun though and I have a massive piss fetish so I'm gonna tie her up and make her wet herself and make her my pee slave then fuck her silly while she's still tied up and sitting in her own piss.
Sexuality is actually pretty cool it seems.
being dom is boring
I just want to be a sub while I'm still young and qt
>mfw I used to take /pol/ seriously
>mfw I fell for the 'right-wing' meme
>there are people posting on this board RIGHT NOW that are going to vote for Trump because a meme board told them to vote for a meme candidate
"islam is not so bad guiiiseee, niggers are pretty good people guiise stop it with the statistics its current year" - OP
>>26102708
>not supporting the Trumpian tax reform
Who here is looking forward to the new and improved Ghost Busters?
I want it to be pic related.
>>26102663
>cunts
lol
>>26102663
> that sign that says Cunts
When was the last time you were truly happy?
>>26102616
early teens senpai
I don't remember.srs
>>26102616
never
I'm happier now than ever. And I wouldn't call myself "happy" now. It's getting better though
Anyone here ever been 4chan famous?
>>26102456
No, and no one should hope to be. With the exemption of Trump and maybe Breivik they are always tremendous losers.
>>26102456
I tried to force myself as a meme here once. It failed miserably. I guess I'm too creepy even for the normies here.
I made a chan video that got like 4k views.
living like a god I know
Can you escape it? Any stories?
>>26101932
I wish I had a friend
>>26101932
I've been infatuated with the girl who is my closest friend for 15 years. If anyone has any suggestions to make the transition from friend to lover after such a long time I'd love to hear them.
Probably would be better for me to simply accept it's not going to happen and move on with my life though.
It happens rarely. My friend managed to get in a relationship with a girl he's liked since school. They've been together for 7/8 years now and they're both happy. It took him like a year or two of not giving up and her actually giving it a go.
He's seriously punched above his weight cause she's a 8/10 and he's I would say a 5/10.
