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Which cunt has the best food?
>>26089711
the shitty ones
>>26089751
Oh, and grorious nippon is an exception.
>>26089711
ethiopia
Reminder that girls subconsciously categorize men based on their (almost supernatural) guess of how old your mother was when you were born, for physical and mental health.
Age 16-25 = Top health Chads and alphas. These are the men that get multiple women in their lives.
Age 25-30 = Average men, will always be a loser compared to the first group but still mostly get girlfriends.
Age 30-35 = Not considered mate material. Very few men in this age group get girlfriends and die happily. For them, life is constant anxieties and shittiness.
Age 35+ = Barely any of these men, if any will get happiness in life. Usually have many mental and physical defects, like a weaker body, aspergers syndrome (if not full blown autism), etc.
Your luck in life in getting a gf is mostly based on your moms age.
Now this is what I call a cool story bro.
Please, won't you tell it again?
Source required
Also jesus fuck robots will grasp at straws in order to justify their low self-esteem.
my mother was 23, father was 37 or so
i'm still socially retarded and not-chad
Who /reviewbrah/ here?
I haven't seen too many threads honoring our lord and savior lately.
This dudes videos seriously keep me going.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ct-tjmQZdXo
I do not care about this person. Please delete this thread.
I like him in this gif
>>26089406
Seems like a bro. I always find myself watching his vids at 4am every couple of months
I'm ending it come February. I don't want to but I've ruined many things and don't have the energy to try and fail anymore.
Is anyone planning on killing themselves this year?
February is such a shitty month to kill yourself. At least wait until a nice rainy day in April.
>>26089291
I want to do it in February too
>>26089332
January is shittier though.
Why do you hate normies?
>R9K's reaction
>>26089220
regular non-chad/stacey normies are fine, just ignorant. The people who use social media and dress like hipsters and keep with the times in general are fine. It's the bitchy prissy popular chicks and the jacked up sex addict guys I hate.
>>26089220
>Be 16 in college
>Never really had many friends, but neither enemies and pretty much got along with everyone well
>One day two weeks into the year, some person takes a dislike to me
>they themselves are not that significant
>Starts a rumour that I have abused a child and produced CP and distributed it online
>Whole school turns against me
>No evidence, no police complaint so never get kicked from school
>But neither is the person disciplined by the school
>Socially life is destroyed
>8 months later someone looking over my shoulder sees me browsing 4chan
>any doubt before that I was a child abuser is gone
>this continues for another year, the whole ordeal is 2 years in total
>start seeking Elliot teir retribution against the rumour starter
>Don't want to kill, but absolutely ruin life
>Never do anything drastic, but did let down his tyres on multiple occasions, sent a few deaths threats
>As much as I hate the rumour starter, I can't really blame anyone else
>As far as they are aware, I am a child abuser so I can't blame them for treating me with disdain
>eventually a new kid starts
>He was a previous child abuser, and actually convicted
>everyone in the school knows this
>He is popular
and that's when I was finished with normies forever.
>you will never be as perfect as Liam Gallagher
why even live brehs...
>>26089202
>you will never see Oasis live
>>26090069
fuck man https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Th-IHpLgH_8
>>26090447
I think Don't Look Back In Anger would be their best song to see live, this one from Familiar To Millions being my favourite.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=39NS7h92WcA
Listening to Let's All Make Believe as I type this. Even their less famous songs were class man
These two are competing to be the worst forced meme ever on 4chan
Which one is the absolute worst?
Idk what either of these things are t b h
I just skip over threads that have it as op pic
The snail one makes me very angry so I just try to ignore it
>>26089210
Same desu.
Sardines meme was pretty stupid. Sardines are gross.
>One unusual result from the research was that erotica featuring cheating wives was very popular among straight men.
>Ogas explained that he believed men were attracted to cheating wives due to a function biologists call a "sperm competition cue".
>"All across the animal kingdom, when a male sees another male mate with a female, this often triggers greater sexual arousal in the viewing male so that he might pursue sex more vigorously - and produce more sperm - than his competitor in order to increase his chances of impregnating the female," he said.
>"The sperm competition cue also explains why men are aroused by cuckold porn, also called cheating wife porn or cheating girlfriend porn, or about fantasies of their own wife or girlfriend cheating on them.
>"Though men are most definitely designed to get jealous and furious at the thought of their partner cheating on them, they can also become simultaneously aroused."
http://www.baka.com.au/technology/technology-news/our-sexual-desires-exposed-by-neuroscientists-porn-study-20110621-1gcol.html
Where were you when science literally proves that cuckolding is the redpilled man's fetish?
>trying to justify mental illness
Fuck off.
>>26089144
This is literally science backing this up now. You cannot say science is wrong here.
Also I didn't know that 4chan word filter also filters websites.
http://www.sm..h.com.au/technology/technology-news/our-sexual-desires-exposed-by-neuroscientists-porn-study-20110621-1gcol.html
Remove dots after m.
>>26089079
Here's an alternate hypothesis: men are self-inserting as the dominant male & Ogas is a topcuck.
Maybe he's right, though. Sexuality is evil in so many ways.
We need a frail snail thread, don't fight it. Give us your best shits.
here's the improved template
>>26088909
Snail doesnt like what he sees
>>26088850
Who is this false icon
Hail KEK
I HATE that this poor woman has no idea a nude picture of her is floating around the internet because of some SCUM MEN.
VIOLENCE against women has to fucking stop... in ALL ways
she's not even skinny
Posting a photo of someone on the internet isn't violence, sod off with that nonsense.
Also, stop pretending like women don't know that every action could have a negative reaction. I'm not saying they're asking for it, I'm saying they should think their possible actions through before acting.
>>26088184
Posting a picture isn't violence
Does it get better?
>>26088048
No anon, it does not
It most certainly does not.
>>26088048
No, your pile of responsibilities increase and any empathy when you can't make it as a functioning adult is nil.
Yo bro sorry for coming into your house without knocking, Jamal and me are hitting the clubs tonight u wanna join us picking up some white chicks?
Er...no.
>>26088008
Siure, my nigga. Should be a fine ass time.
>>26088008
no but I want to hit the gym and get swole with you
Tick
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The wagecuck is on the clock.
>>26087197
Flip
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Wagie picks the mop,
endless hours cleaning the floor
counting minutes left to reach the door.
>>26087227
I-I like this meme
>>26087227
> NEET
> boring life
You've got the wrong bloke, squire.
Who else /warm-showers/ here?
So euphoric and so good
>>26085659
Really? That's the best you got? Warm showers? Everyone was right you're a loser anon
>>26085684
Heh... I'm only just warming up... KID
>>26085659
me.
I feel so much better after a warm shower.
It probably makes my blood flow to my god damn brain and I can think a lot more clearly.
>be in college
>ignore everyone
>grills sometimes come talk to me, probably out of pity because i'm always alone (i actually enjoy being alone and don't want to put in the effort to make friends)
>they decide they have to convince me to go to this party this weekend
>most of the class is going to be there
>bully me into giving them my phone number
i don't really want to go but it might be a quick and easy way to make friends. That also means i'll then have to talk to people between class.
There's also the possibility that it's just a trick to humiliate me. They know i'm a sperglord (one of them noticed i go wash my hands between every class and a bunch of other shit).
I'm feeling nauseous just thinking about it, what should i do?
>>26082950
>grills sometimes come talk to me
im a solid 7/10 and this has never happened to me so it's likely a humiliation party
don't go anon
>>26082950
Stop being a god damn manchild and go to the party. What are you missing to attend, another session with some game you've put 300 hours into?
>>26082950
Just don't go. It's that simple.
Also tell the women to fuck off next time they approach you.
