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ITT:
>Books/Movies that women will NEVER understand
>>26083834
Women don't understand any literature not written by a female, they analyse everything through autistic gender conflict lenses.
>>26083834
Women will never ever ever understand this movie.
Touches on subjects like pride, honor, and not folding under a woman's whims.
>>26083834
I find that women generally understand that book more than men, in terms of general readers. A lot of guys try to self-insert into the main character and miss the whole point of the book. Whereas women obviously can't do that and just read the book as it actually is.
>"anon creeps me out"
>"anon is so weird"
>"anon why are you so quiet?"
>>26082576
I'm a female and can tell he just has a bad personality
If he just fixed that then he'll get a gf
dat nigga got some mustard on his face, maybe if he learned some damn hygiene that cinderblock of a chin could land him something
Bro I'm gonna be 100% honest with you okay. You're a creep. I hate to break it to you but you're over 25 years old and you're still a virgin. Face it there's no hope. Contrary to what you losers think the world is a pretty fair place. If you're 25 years old and you've never had a girlfriend it's probably your fault. You're probably some kind of creep, rapist, weirdo, pedophile, stalker, or repressed cereal killer and the girls can sense it. Girls can sense these things man. They can see the red flags. Just look in a mirror lol. You're being screwed out of that normal human experience and no one cares. Go kill yourself. No one will cry or miss you. You probably won't even get an obituary. Go cry. You're creepy, you make women feel uncomfortable, do the world a favor okay.
tl;dr You're screwed. No amount of intelligence, dedication, or hard work can salvage it. You'll never even land a fat ugly chick. It's called genetics which you don't have bro.
What's the meanest thing a girl's ever done to you and how did you respond?
>>26082370
During recess in elementary school when cooties were still a thing. The girls used to team up on me and chase me around and if they caught me they'd take me under the slide thing and they'd put lip gloss on me.
Looking back I could've easily fucked them all. It's too bad I was a kid huh?
>orbited a girl for a couple of years
>bought her alot of shit
>paid for all meals when we would hang out
>she didnt have a car so i drove her ass around for years
>driving around in my truck one day
>we both reach for the radio at the same time
>hands accidentally touch
>she says ewww
>pretend not to be mad
>she can still tell im upset
>have a huge argument over it over text later
>eventually forgave her and orbited for another couple of years
there was alot more shit with this girl. i cringe at all the shit i used to do and say to try to show her how much i "loved" her. stupid bitch used me and even at times would tell me she felt bad cause she knew why i did so much for her. i guess im a dumb bitch too for staying for 4 years
>>26082370
Blowys
Anyone else go to a liberal university?
>>26077074
>going to a university
Just go into trade. More money that way
>>26077074
jesus christ anon what school is this
i'm a pretty big libtard myself but god damn this reads like satire
>>26077265
being a normie is required for that shit
What are some things from your robot childhood that got completely ruined overtime? For me it's cartoons.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3CuOlo1WCgU
>>26070618
Please tell me this is just a special one-time episode thing and they're not pidgeonholing a fucking girl into Fairly OddParents for the ratings
god I hate America
>>26070648
Yeah that roastie, Wanda, is only for one episode
![The-Fairly-OddParents-post-1[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/XU1KIDM.jpg "The-Fairly-OddParents-post-1[1]")
>>26070648
Nope.
And you haven't forgotten he has a baby and a dog now right?
holy fuck this is it, it's happening right now. what do i do?? my palms are sweaty knees are weak
SHIT MAN; don't panic, don't panic dude
>>26089527
fuckin normie REEEEEE get out!
Its a game for them.
Don't let them fuck with you.
Give me some good music robots. I am entering in the infinite, and you cant enter in the infinite whitout bad ass music.
Evrything you want. I wait
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mnu2lMunSPY&
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ixrxz8WJku4
What is your destination?
High?
Men are more likely to be whores earlier than women.
male here, 5'8, lost virginity at 14
>inherited traits, such as impulsivity
I love how everyone freely acknowledges that behaviors and personality traits are to some extent genetic, but when you apply this to intelligence everyone freaks the fuck out
Women are more likely to lie than men are.
Kill me r9k
I slutted around as a teenage grill because mummy told me it was OK
Now I'm an "adult" and my sexuality is all fucked up. I'm probably going to go to therapy but really I want to kill myself. I don't wanna try to fix this, I'm not sure it even can be fixed. DNA of all sexual partners & etc. I crave new cum. I fear intimacy. Fucking kill meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee I don't want you assholes to be right if I have to be redpill woman why can't I have figured it out when I was still 12yro virgin why
This is my only life and its RUINED BY THE SEX OBSESSED JEW MEDIA
You only think it's bad because r9k says so. But deep down you know you did nothing wrong. You we just enjoying life. You are probably lonely right now. But that doesn't mean you won't find a great guy in the future.
You made your fate, now embrace it.
>>26087457
better to burn out than to fade away
>artificial intelligence love will never be a real thing
Not in your lifetime anyways
>>26087268
Why? Because you said so? Advanced AI won't happen tomorrow, but who knows what the world will be like in 50 years? Fuck off with your Luddism.
>>26087268
Just create a tulpa or whack some bimbos head with a club and drag her back to your basement.
>get Amber alert
>ignore it
>>26087206
in what context?
>>26087206
>get amber alert
Ignore it because it stopped struggling several hours ago
>get amber alert
>go outside and lookout for the abductor or their car
>see it
>distract everyone else so they don't notice the abductor
go and fetch your sisters underwear from her drawers/laundry basket/washing machine
post pics
bonus points for dirty
>tfw only child
bumping
>>26087103
Requests belong on >>>/r/
Camwhoring belongs on >>>/soc/
OP belongs in >>>/trash/
>>26087103
>underwear
>not socks
shit thread
How's your weightloss going bros?
I've lost 12 pounds since i started but today i'm really struggling to hold off the cravings.
I just wanna go buy a big bottle of whiskey or a case of beer and eat Doritos and dip but i've held off for now. This is the first day i've found it kinda difficult.
>>26086990
Tried eating healthier for a month now but haven't seen much weight loss.
>>26087094
Are you exercising as well?
>>26087117
About 30 minutes to a hour a day on a bike or doing weights. I cut out most sugary foods (only ones I cant help eating at times is cookies) but I mostly eat healthy. I have no idea why im not losing anything.
I always thought I was kinda smart in some ways
98 IQ here. Count your blessings.
You think thats bad i have an iq of 100 senpai
>>26086269
>>26086291
You aren't smart enough to really know how stupid you are at that point. When you're in calc iii and struggling next to a smart guy you really know.
How do you betas feel about niggresses? I'd love to date one that was smart and cute, but can't seem to meet any like that where I live. Post and share how you feel about niggresses and any stories you have.
>>26086146
>niggress
>smart
>cute
Hint, they can only be one of those total and it's always the top option
>>26086146
> I'd love to date one that was smart and cute, but can't seem to meet any like that where I live
Even if you were to find one who was those things, the question remains - why would they settle for a retard?
>>26086188
Because I'm not and have had gfs in the past, just not a hot nigger one.
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