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Can you still get off to "hot chicks"? Or are you too much of a demented freak at this point?
Does this budge that vienna sausage you call a penis even the slightest bit?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WKf0e8yQLWw
>>26077943
>3d
didnt even get a nudge let alone a bulge
>>26078820
3d succubi > kirino
Fuck that cunt
>>26078858
everything > 3d succubi
>tfw you will never have a giant anime girlfriend
Daily reminder to brush your teeth morning and night.
>>26077404
its really not even necessary if you don't eat sugar and acidic foods.
Could you remind me every morning and night?
>>26077404
thanks, anon. I don't want these yellow teeth anymore.
>light travels 9.5 trillion kilometers in a year
Nobody actually uses the computer like that
>The Milky Way and Andromeda are going to collide in about 4 billion years
>the collision will take place over probably a billion years
>The human race is predicted to be extinct within the next 10,000 years
ITT: Moments where /r9k/ was right.
>tfw didnt have any fun as a child and didnt notice any change in thinking when I hit puberty
worst of both worlds, great
>>26075665
This tbqh
>had to work as a child because family was poor
>had to cook meals for my brother because parents were working all day
>kept care of the apartment
Nothing changed when I grew up besides that I also had to go to school
Roboto-kun lemme imagedump please.
You are locked from this thread if you have ever
>had a meaningful discussion with a girl
>had prolonged eye contact with a girl
>had a sexual encounter with a girl
>enjoyed the company of a girl
>had a female friend
>held a girl's hand
>kissed a girl
or if you are yourself a female.
does texting count? if so i had a discussion about all sorts of things with a girl last night. in person, the last time i went on a date was in october.
i make eye contact with girls all the time, but prolonged? probably not since last time i went to the bar last weekend. :(
i haven't had sex since the summer - kill me!
the company of a girl? in what manner? i'm texting one right now.
I guess we're friends, at least in her eyes.
probably haven't held hands since the girl i had sex with.
last girl i kissed with the girl I was seeing around october
but i am not a female
>mfw I had another dream involving touching a girl
>had a meaningful discussion with a girl
Most I've done is placed an order at a restaurant.
Can I stay?
watch cnn in 20 minutes. something white is gonna disappear.
>it's a fake death threat episode
>>26086738
Okie, watching.
Its not like im busy.
i dont have a tv
My girlfriend just broke up with me because she wants to be with this guy she met at the gym. Is it considered I was cheated on even though technically she broke it off before doing anything with the guy.
>>26083310
no, you were cucked
there's a subtle difference
Surprise women are whores.
Never talk to her again. Move on.
>>26083310
what the fuck? of course it's not cheating
holy hell, get a grip on reality anon
A kid at my college claims he woke up one day to find this letter sitting on his desk. The whole school is in an uproar about this "hate crime." Now, am I crazy for thinking he wrote this himself to get sympathy? I just can't imagine someone actually writing this garbage and then sneaking into his room to plant it.
>>26082415
>Now, am I crazy for thinking he wrote this himself to get sympathy
Nah everyone else is thinking it too.
Is orlando a negro or sandnigger?
>>26082415
Yeah, it's pretty clear he's just race-baiting.
>ok class hands down, let's see what anon in the corner has to say about this
>everyone get in groups of four, no working alone because teamwork is important for this assignment
>>26082502
god i know this feel, one thing I do not miss about grade school
>ok, class, it's time to pick a partner
The feeling of tearing through the hymen of a virgin.
This is a feeling every man should be allowed to feel, even once
>tfw deflowered 24 year old fatty
>you could throw hotdog in the hole
The hymen only stretches, it doesn't tear.
>>26082083
It shouldn't tear more like.
Where the fuck has the fucking week gone edition
More like where the fuck has the day gone.
I swear I blink and it's the afternoon.
>>26081720
What phonecall are we dealing with lad
>tfw health assessment for continued neetbucks tomorrow
>have to travel out of town
Anyone else done this? Really nervous about leaving town. I'll probably leave it desu.
What type of girls do you like, robots?
I need this for research purposes.
Girls that ignore me instead of giving me dirty or condescending looks
all of them and none of them
>Shorter than me by a foot
>Younger by a year
>Short blue hair
>tomboy personality
Just accidentally followed a girl from high school I had a crush on on Twitter.
How screwed am I? I've been having a panic attack for the past hour.
>>26081004
Why would you have a panic attack over something like this?
Is your twitter that bad? Just lock your account.
Holy shit I forgot I was in love with her.
>current year
>using social media other than 4chan
4Chan Gold and Platinum is way better.
Your first mistake was having a twitter account, especially one with your real name on it.
reasons why I don't have a gf:
>virgin
>fat (196lb)
>manlet (5'8")
>cystic acne
>unkempt hair, beard
>racist
>sexist
>college dropout, NEET
>live with parents
>weeb (own anime merchandise and play yugioh)
>clinically diagnosed autism, social anxiety, bipolar disorder
>jack it exclusively to 2D
>bad relationship with my father
>frequently browse /r9k/
So what are you going to do about that?
>>26080904
errybody in the club getting tipsy
>>26080904
Damn it seems alot of people fuck up when they dont have a father figure. When im around fatherly figures i tend to become less autistic.
Why dont you robots just get Tinder. I mean theres nothing to lose so COME ON!
>>26080438
it's literally pointless. My real profile got zero matches. A chad profile I made with "Ayy lmao wew lad" as a profile description got a lot of them, a numbers after inane discussions like "Do you like cum on your waffles belgian girl?".
It's insane because in real life I actually do have some success, I know I could have fucked some of the girls on tinder had the right circumstances arised. But on tinder being average is being zero.
>>26080438
yes guys its really easy to pick up girls. literally jst b urslef :) Nothing to lose guys!!!
Haha, no thank you.
