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>um... anon? is it?
>why were you staring at our butts?
>>26066396
Because id like to bury my face in them
>>26066396
You know exactly why you whores
Perhaps the question is why are you wearing such inappropriate clothing
Hey robots, right now Im in a fucked up situation if any of you can spare some money for the pathetic looser known as me I set up this Indiegogo shit : https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/i-m-begging-you-for-money/x/13278723#/
This is my last try if I cant get the money I'll an hero out of this fucking life. So long robots
How did you get yourself into debt?
>>26066375
bullies destroyed my rented out schoolbooks and Im living on a super tight budget barely making it every month. Since then it just spiralled down more and more
>>26066346
just kill yourself you lazy nigger
>lurking /soc/
>thinking about posting in a rate thread
>what could ever happen, besides some bad ratings, maybe i get good ratings and that would improve my esteem
>posts picture
>instantly recognized
Is that what I get for trying to be a normie? I'll never know who recognized me. I can't leave my room anymore
What do, fellow bots?
You're normie enough for someone to be able to recognise you
>>26066296
James? James is that you? Oh my god you're hilarious!
>>26066368
Not James.
Nice try though.
Would you date a girl that has had sex with dogs?
No desu family
>>26065904
Yes I would.
Blozxxx
>>26065904
i am dog so hell yea
I didn't really care about the roastbeef until you guys made me look at it like mileage, meaning how many miles of dicks she's taken.
When you enter a new relationship is it wrong to ask for a labiaplasty factory reset?
>>26065575
You can cut the flab, regardless of how much you pay.
But the mental whoreish doesnt go away
mine doesn't look like on the right and I'm a virgin...
>>26065649
THIS
I dated a virgin for 6 months and she kinda had roast beef curtains. Its a fucking myth for people who have never aseen a vagina.
Post things you absolutely love in girls
Curly hair
Jesus christ there's nothing I love more than girls with curly hair. Everytime I see a girl with curly hair I fall in love
>>26065456
qt3.14s with shorter hair
Your looking for brown girls
>>26065714
She's clearly black
If you've pooped in a public restroom more than five times in your life and don't have some syndrome to justify it, you're a normie.
Robots, or even cyborgs for that matter, would rather be completely uncomfortable all day than poop in a public bathroom because pooping in public is terrifying. It's literally a last resort before shitting your pants. People who are willy-nilly about shitting in public (or even a friend's bathroom) are normies,
Clearly you don't know the immense joy of taking a shit break while on the clock
>>26065370
>while on the clock
Normie pls.
>>26065346
Agreed. I've only publicly shat once, in 6th grade I had an extreme case of diarrhea. Luckily it was during class so no one entered the bathroom during.
Would anyone be interested in a minecraft server?
I'm thinking of renting one
Suggestions if I do go for it?
>>26065219
is a classic minecraft server doable?
>>26065327
I don't think so senpai. I can back as far as alpha though.
>>26065351
If there was a alpha minecraft server that would be amazing, all the new shit feels watered down and boring
How does someone go from this
>>26065203
to thiz?
>>26065203
american girls are so hot why cant i live there
fuck this place
>>26065217
Chad fucked her shit up.
![12524289_918567284930282_7903183460166668887_n[1].jpg_oh=4670b0ce5d59345dd06bddc582ab8866&oe=5739D4F1.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/ulQ1CuC.jpg "12524289 918567284930282 7903183460166668887 n[1] oh=4670b0ce5d59345dd06bddc582ab8866&oe=5739D4F1")
who here /aesthetic/?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8OAAfSn43xY
https://youtube.com/watch?v=stgrSjynPKs
here are some top notch aesthetics for u senpai
what does it mean to be aesthetic?
![12552712_925564790897198_6276923722683284090_n[1].jpg_oh=6a0d7b00c7c0490d5e814fd2f445e2bb&oe=5726EC74.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Rq0llkh.jpg "12552712 925564790897198 6276923722683284090 n[1] oh=6a0d7b00c7c0490d5e814fd2f445e2bb&oe=5726EC74")
>>26065255
Maybe because it's not Swedish enough but I can't get into sadboys. I still love deadpan heavy re-sampling of the 80s and 90s tho.
How long is NGE? Is it a good anime for a robot to watch?
It's about 75 hours, but I believe another movie is coming out pretty soon which will add some.
>>26064884
it's good
try it
best anime probably ever
especially the last ova end of evngelion
Who /motherissues/ here?
Post stories about how shitty mothers ruined your lives and screwed up your mental health
>Had braces for roughly a year when I was in 6th grade.
>Fixed teeth
> Have retainer
>move to different state
>mom loses my retainer doing the move
>teeth become even more fucked up than before
>need braces again during my prime 10-12 grade
In highschool most people had already had braces when they were kids. My high school experience could have been so much better
>>26064868
>be 17
>mom & dad get divorced
>mom tells dad it's because he's on his pc too much
>tells me she wanted to leave 20 years ago but then she got kids
>dad planned that they pay the house off together
(obviously can't now)
>dad has to cash out on his life insurance to pay tax & water(for the house) + alimony for mom
>mfw my mom asks why I'm not a big fan of her
my mom has (I assume) Narcissistic Personality Disorder or Borderline and is an alcoholic. Parents divorced and my dad died soon after that.
Growing up wasn't fun.
I have no idea,how do you guys get /comfy/?
Post your rooms maybe if they are comfy.I know shit,i have an ucomfortable chair and a pc that's like half a meter away from me and my back hurts.
Also post any songs that make you feel this way,this kind of music does it for me.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P31nQWMA2e8
No ideas yet?
>>26064780
I listen to a simple jazz playlist, 40's-60's stuff, wear a very thin robe with a very thick robe over top of it. I sit in my leather chair, in front of the computer. And then I'm comfy :^)
alcohol, chips and vidya/anime makes me pretty comfy. gotta be naked and wrapped in a blanket though.
White people confirmed created in hell by Satan. How does that make you feel /r9k/?
Answer me /r9k/.....
You wouldnt believe me if i told you that sulfur is actually in a lot of things.
>>26064625
Btw https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sulfur#Biological_role. Sulfur is an important part of ALL life.
Whats anal sex feel like? Is it really better than vaginal?
>>26064590
when his balls slap against your balls it feels weird but you get used to it I guess
It's not necessarily better. It's very good, too.
I can only speak about the giving side though.
>>26064614
>Can't blank postox robotox
