>start at new school
>first week is bonding/learning to know each other type of thing
>get paired up with a fat girl
>have to write a half a page about her and present to class
>she has to do the same about me
>she goes first
>within 1 minute she tells me how she got sexually abused as a kid by her family
>all these really personal...
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>have to write a page about someone else and read it
This doesn't actually happen at college right?
>>26062039
more than you'd think
at the end of the year you will ave written that shit about each of your classmates
>in random class, picking groups of 3 for project today
>normally a qt with no friends sits next to me
>figure I can ask her to be in my group
>she doesn't show up
>panic, no idea who to ask now
>a couple groups of two are looking for a third member
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There doesn't seem to be a lot of wagies here today. What are my fellow neets doing this evening?
First day without weed since 3 weeks.
Wasted my whole day on 4chan and now im awake since over 24h but dont want to sleep since this day feels so empty
>>26061869
Welcome to being sober
>>26061869
I'm a little scared of weed since I heard a lot of horror stories
Just ordered a pizza thinking I'm sooo hungry I'm going to eat it all
>couldnt finish half of it
>hate cold pizza
>still going to have to finish it for dinner
Otherwise I spent most of my morning in bed feeling comfy, woke up 7 hours ago too
Anyone here cut ties with their family? Not like out of hate, just due to conflicting ideas.
>tfw I love my family and they love me back
>tfw I'm going to change my number, pack my stuff, and move out within two days
What should I expect? How was it like at the beginning? Would I be able to reconcile with them after a few years or should I prepare for this to be permanent?
They will probably report you missing unless you leave a note
>>26061807
I know. I'm going to leave a note of course. Don't want them to send cops after me.
It won't be a problem for at all for you, they might bother you with a call or two per month. Enjoy not being bothered every single day by them.
>tfw got 16yo gf pregnant
>tfw will have to pay child welfare for 18 years
>>26061657
hahahahahhahahahaha you stupid faggot
how old are you?
>having sex
fucking normie gtfo
>>26061670
26.
>tfw fell for the teen pussy meme
>actually using a real tie
>not buying a clip-on
>>26061432
>being this incompetent
It's called the Nicky knot. It takes roughly twenty seconds for me to put on my tie. Let me guess, your fingers are sausages, your hands beef patties?
Disgusting.
>>26061482
my hands are long and slender thank you very much.
you may only take 20 seconds but most others takes atleast a minute or more. why waste time when no one notices the difference between real and clip-on
plus you cant be strangled with a clip on. and if something happens you can change your tie on the fly.
>>26061635
pride and honour is something you women will never understand
>ughh ewww get away from me you creep!
>>26061326
>earlier today some creep tried to rape me
>creeps need to be sent to concentration camps
>im gonna need 3 years of counseling, lots of drugs, and lots of orgies with lots of chads to recover from this traumatic experience
>Guy just wanted autograph
>Not crying, just rubbing his nose
Is that Emma Watson? This is most certainly an original comment.
Why do women find intelligence "creepy"? Is it because of all that rap music?
>>26061321
Women don't like it when you can figure them out. They want a man who they think won't be able to find out if they're cheating on them. You have to play dumb.
>>26061321
Its because you're not socially intelligent, women dig men who can read a crowd well.
>>26061321
Is that nick from /k/?
Do you like flat chested girls?
In 2D.
Why is patchy fit?
Why is she engaging in physical activity?
Women equal shit
Who /don'tknowwhattheywanttodoinlife/ here?
I'm 24 and in community college and I feel like my life is passing me by. I've been here for almost 4 years trying to figure it out.
Right now I'm in 2 EET courses but there's so much shit I don't understand that everyone else seems to, making me feel retarded. I just feel so fucking helpless.
Pic unrelated. It's my Beagle.
bump.
No robots with this issue?
original? maybe blox blxo
>>26061213
hey its me
i agree
anon
hey
>>26061302
u wot
bumb blox blox blox
How can anyone who has/had a gf have low self esteem when there is literal proof that they are good enough for someone?
>>26060971
rejection
it sucks.
that it's a hard hit for any man.
Sauce on pic?
Original comment btw
because they settled for a shitty one that made them feel worse
Why don't you just wear aftershave?
Women LITERALLY get wet at the scent of it
>>26060922
Im gonna try it, thanks senpai.
>>26060922
aftershave on a turd doesn't make it less of a turd.
dude stop chasing the women they're not worth your time
(not advocating being gay) i'm just saying women are evil
>>26060922
I'll LITERALLY start using aftershave from now on knowing that
Thanks friend
>Your daughter had a bad dream in the middle of the night
>She creeps into your room, teary-eyed, doing her best not to cry and act like a girl girl. But when you offer to let her sleep with you and her mother, she's obviously overjoyed
>She ducks under the covers at the foot of the bed and crawls up to a position between you and your wife, curling up with a big smile on her face
>She puts her back to you, scooting close to you and pulling your arm around...
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you are so alone that you greentext a fantasy about your daughter being sad that you might be [actually ARE] so alone.
holy shit these are some abstract feels.
>>26060904
There's a reality where I'm happy
And this isn't it
>>26060965
Which is sadder, that there might be a reality where you're happier or that this is the reality where you are the happiest, relatively?
Hey u guys this is my first post on 4chan!! My name is Ben and I love Minecraft. I also love memes! I brought one I found on Instagram. It's nice to meet you guys
You should masturbate to furry porn and bestiality, Ben.
BUMP!! LOL
Hello Ben,
I'm Jerry. We talk about memes a lot here. You found the right place.
Haha, I like your meme image. Have some more?
btw. Reading ours are 18:00 every Wednesday, central European time. Club books will be posted later. Keep looking for the Book image ;)
t. Jerry
>Go on first date ever, on the day of my uni's vidya club meeting
>Ends with a kiss
>Stop by vidya club
>People are playing Magic the Gathering, Munchkin, and Pokemon
>FEEL LIKE NONE OF THAT SHIT FUCKING MATTERS, THERE'S A WHOLE FUCKING WORLD OF MAGIC
WE HAVE BEEN DISTRACTING OURSELVES WITH THIS SHIT
WE HAVE BEEN DISTRACTING OURSELVES FROM REAL LIFE
Kisses are even worse than crack
>>26059505
>>Go on first date ever,
Litrelly stopped reading.
>>26059505
No anon, just like everything this feeling fades quick. Women are only temporary, /tg/ is forever.
REEEEE normie get out
Just kidding. Keep at it OP, you will go further with each date.
>in college
>have a class where you tour industrial plants
>no buses, everyone needs to find a carpool
>bunch of normies volunteer their cars
>think I'm safe because I have my own car and can drive by myself
>nope.jpg
>professer forces me to join a carpool group
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why didn't you just say no and drove your car?
you're not a fucking child anymore
>>26059333
Witnessed
Because there's a bunch of legal shit they make you do if you're the one driving. I asked to do it all but she said no, so even if I did screw the rules and showed up in my own car I wouldn't be allowed in the place.
>>26059260
college was the worst for me, no interaction with any people whatsoever
In high school I had a lot of bad interactions but at least I had interactions
College is some kind of bizarre isolation expirament