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Why do women suck at having conversations? They're so dumb and boring and fall under such a simple ideology.
women don't think about interesting things
>>26071783
Stop talking to boring women, then. Keep in mind you're not as interesting as you think.
>>26071873
looks like we upset a roastie
Hey guys, I turned 26 today and have never been in a relationship, that's why I wanted to ask any of you guys if you could tell me what it's like and how it works, I know I'm reaching the point of no return so I just wanted to know so that I could maybe fantasize about it when I feel alone on a night like this where even my mother forgot my birthday
>>26071747
self bump in hopes of keeping this thread afloat
>>26071747
its like knowing a person will be there for you when you need but in exchange being there for them when they need. it'snice and you do all intimate things together and go out even though it doesnt get as exciting anymore after awhile. relationships getting boring, but the security mostly and intimacy is what makes you stay
>>26071851
that sounds nice, I've lost all hopes of that ever being me but at least I still can dream up scenarios where that is my life, thanks anon
Full disclosure: I am a boy and I have never done it before so I doubt I will be very skilled.
*unzips penis*
there u go
>>26071683
Only if I can sample yours....
>>26071683
Only if you kill yourself afterwards.
>have to call and cancel doctors appointment coz I decided to smoke billies instead
>"bla bla bla georia speaking"
>"hey I need to cancel an appointment"
>"okay what name"
>"anon anonson"
>"and what time was the appointment for"
>jesus fucking christ
>"umm 11.40 or 12.40 I think"
>"okay we'll cancel that one for you, is everything okay?"
>for fucks sake cunt
>"yeah my commodore shit itself"
>"oh bugger"
>"yeah ahwell thanks bye"
Why are people so fucking nosy
>commodore is fine
>>"yeah my commodore shit itself"
is this some kind of british faggotry?
Nah Strayan m8
>>26071354
Commodore is slang in the United Kingdom for "my wife's (or girlfriend's) son."
It is most often used by interracial cuckold fetishists.
Is watching porn with your gf considered cuckish?
>>26071293
i want moooooreeee. maybe but as long as u bang her what's the harm, except maybe her thinking about sleeping with other guys and u sleeping with other chicks
>>26071293
It's more for you than her.
>>26071293
>having a gf to watch porn with
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Hey robots, what are you doing with your lives right now?
I'm currently just working and not doing much else like a drone. It's strange because I always thought i'd have killed myself before I turned 20.
>>26071261
working, trying to save money, enjoying vidya and foods.
>>26071277
Pretty much what I'm doing. Not really sure how I feel about it though.
>>26071261
As a neet I cycle through activities every month or two
I'm currently on vacations playing mmos and not caring for much
Last two months were modeling on blender
Next month is going to be learning to code
After that I guess I will go back to learning to draw and play the piano
Do gay robots exist?
do you mean robots as in /r9k/ users or actual automatons?
No cause gays are degenerates who fuck anything that moves.
>>26071256
that's not true, I wouldn't fuck you no matter how much you moved
Wagefolk drive and slide on the ice
While NEETs stay dry, warm and nice
I'm going to keep on making it rhyme
Because as a NEET I've got infinite time
Normally I chime in defending the Wage-ies, But after working all weekend then getting paid $500 for doing $3000 worth of wood staining by my kike boss, I wish I was a fucking NEET. I break my back all weekend and have to eat subway for dinner so this prick can take his family for more steak and lobster.
>>26070978
Make him suffer. Target his family.
>always took good care of teeth
>move in with a room-mates
>three of us in total
>have to put out 500 a month for rent/utilities/ect
>use the rest money for food, car insurance, gas, ect
>job has to ween me off hours as of last december
>having a rough month this month, actually had to cut back eating and drop mouth wash and skip a week of toothpaste to make the rent
>bite into sandwhich today
>tooth felt odd, really dry and uncomfortable
>check out tooth
>rotted
>tfw no health insurance
>tfw scared of dentist
So this how I go.
>>26070565
One week of toothpaste probably costs about 40 cents.
>>26070643
I buy the $10 sensodyne toothpaste.
The fuck toothpaste is 40 cents?
Just go to the dentist man, put it on a credit card if you have to. The longer you wait the worse it will get and the more rotten and disgusting your mouth will be. Dentists are not as bad as you think.
So I'm 30, never been laid, and still struggle to talk to people. I pretty much through everything into career mode for the last 8 years.
What are some normal things I can do to help before I trainwreck into 40 and suicide?
Why not just get it over with?
If you want to catch fish then go fishing. If you want to lose weight then diet and exercise. Its not rocket science anon.
If you want to meet girls then interact with girls. If you want to go on dates, ask girls out. If you want sex then go to a brothel or have a one night stand or sleep with your future gf.
If you don't know how to talk to women then practice until you get better.
>>26070350
>Normalfaggot "advice".
>Hehe, um, anon, I um, thank-you. I really like it when you splurt all your thick, warm, syrupy cum inside me. It feels really nice to hold you close and just um well it's reeeeeally embarrasing saying this but I wouldn't mind becoming your loving wife. You've already probably gotten me um...I just um...
>Oh anon, I probably shouldn't be saying any of this. Let's just enjoy this little moment. I love you. I love you lots and lots! ehehe~
>>26070087
suicide now you fucking idiot DICKSHIT
You fucker.
How did you know I had an impregnation fetish?
>>26070087
>>26070106
>>26070155
What the fuck is going here on, where is the shitposting at??? (^3^)
My ideal partner is basically an attractive female version of me.
Is this narcissism?
Same t b q h f a m
It's just unresolved Oedipal complex
>>26070083
>My ideal partner is basically an attractive female version of me.
Same, but I'd be alright with her being less attractive than I am, too. I want it more than anything.
>Is this narcissism?
No idea.
I would be a total qt if I had beem born as a girl
I'm not gay but having long hair seems fun as fuck
Take test, post results.
I got chaotic neutral.
>best alignment imo
http://www.wizards.com/default.asp?x=dnd%2Fdnd%2F20001222b
Ditto. Chaos reigns supreme.
>Mfw i don't need to take the test because I know i like bringing chaos and confusions where there is none
I got just neutral
What is your current aesthetic?
>http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=598306921
>what appears to be asian nigger rape "roleplay" porn
>while listening to https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SG-AGY1KFMg
>descending further into autism dulls the empathy
good vibes boys
>>26069985
You're confusing 'aesthetics' with 'fetishes'.
>>26070015
>fetishes can't be included under the umbrella term 'aesthetics'
google define:retard
Ginseng Strip 2002 while i daydfeam about my nigger waifu with a bucket hat blocking the light
Ask a college dropout who's going to Marine Corps boot camp in two weeks anything
after you fail , what are your choices
>>26069846
i'm young so i'd finish my bachelors. i've been doing great in the delayed entry program so far though and i'm pretty fit; i know i'm going to pass
bump. if anyone's in high school and sees this, i recommend against going to college
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