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This board is so fucking dead right now.
Just tell me what's on your mind, what you're doing, anything.
>>26057376
I'm thinking about getting fucked in the butt while wearing girl's clothes
wondering why rei isn't there
Thinking about killing myself, riding the train
who /hates fat people/ here?
I'm extremely repulsed by them and can't stand seeing obese people
>minister of health of x eurocuck country
Sometimes I'm glad the Muslims are invading them.
>>26056946
I used to be 300 pounds 2 years ago but I lost all that shit, down to 150 just by counting calories and walking.
No excuse, fatties
>>26056946
Holy shit you can see where her fat jelly is stored under her face. What the fuck how does it live with itself?
I'm going to stop masturbation and watching porn all together because I don't want to feel useless and worthless after cumming.
Wish me luck
>>26056936
It's so hard. I wish I could stop fapping. Longest I've went was like a week and a half. I even have a gf and I can't stop. Idk how people do it.
Good luck brother, I'm in the same boat. If heroin addicts and alcoholics can get over their drugs of choice, surely we can get off porn.
Forget porn, get into fitness chicks.
>played drums since 9 years old
>started guitar at 16 when my parents could afford it
>played both every day for hours every single day
>start producing music and change genres
>I'm the only person in my field including famous ones with actual instrumental practice
Why wasn't I made famous? Fuck it I don't even want that. Why can't I get big enough to afford a 2 story house with a corvette and a motorcycle? Why couldn't I have done anything with it?
>>26055768
Link to music?
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>>26055768
>Why wasn't I made famous?
Because your music isn't good or you didn't make people aware of it. Who do you think was meant to make you famous? As if it was just going to 'happen'. What the fuck sort of question is this you retard?
>>26056636
Idk my beats aren't AMAZING but I think I should of at least done enough to make 65k
I don't want to be some millionaire avicii or diplo (okay yes I do) but I'd be happy with just being able to earn a middle class living
I think the reason is being born in a rural area
I'm normally too embarrassed to post my shit but it's late I'll do it if you guys act interested
Praise lord kek
God of darkness
He will make meme magic reality
>>26054550
>also called Kuk
Lel can't deny that meme magic
But will he get us gfs
>>26054550
>Kuk also represented obscurity and the unknown, and thus chaos.
>>26055136
>Kuk was viewed as androgynous, his female form being known as Kauket (also spelled as Keket)
>Like all four dualistic concepts in the Ogdoad, Kuk's male form was depicted as a frog, or as a frog-headed man, and the female form as a snake, or a snake-headed woman.
No, he is the gf.
Kek is the one true god. There are no others. We are his followers. Praise his name.
Kek has no chosen people, only people who choose him.
Kek speaks to us through dubs and trips and so on. Through that we learn his word.
Praised be Kek. Praised be you, my brothers in worship.
PRAISE BE KEK
>>26054371
Heil Kek
>basic Kek facts
Would you get mad if your girlfriend cheated on you with a girl? I wouldn't. It's cute and hot.
Congrats, You just got cucked by a chick.
>>26053384
Says the loser virgin who's never had a gf ever and has been cucked by everyone.
>>26053357
Lesbians are fucking disgusting, if your gf cheats on you with anyone or anything then she doesn't respect you, you fucking cuckold.
What are /r9k/'s religious beliefs?
Atheist here, I used to be a christian but I just slowly stopped believing. Nothings changed since then, I've always felt lonely and hopeless even with the thought of god over my head
>>26053023
Pretty much the same but I don't even think kid and teenage me truly believed in God, I always agreed to Mormon youth meetings because we'd get to play games and I went to Sunday mass to make my parents happy and avoid punishments.
I almost never prayed when I didn't have to. Despite this I think God /could/ exist but I don't believe he does.
I'm not a fan of supernatural stuff desu senpai. I know you can get morals without religion, but even that is starting to fade away for me.
Pantheist reporting in
Will it ever be acceptable for men to be fat? Or short? Or ugly?
>>26052465
Only if we can compensate for it.
yea, if you're rich
>>26052465
>when I was 340lbs I was that way because I had poor coping skills
>my main point was that it is NO ONES concern but hers what she does with her body
So wait, she understands that it was her own fault that she was a literal whale but still defends fatasses? Why?
![fender-american-deluxe-jazz-bass[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/rVwibjG.jpg "fender-american-deluxe-jazz-bass[1]")
Is their a bigger cuck instrument then the bass guitar?
>It's okay we can't hear your instrument, we can FEEL it bro!
>You're totally important to the band, bro!
>Just go stand in the corner their and try not to draw attention away from Chad on the guitar
>No, the REAL guitar
bass is very important to song structure
>>26052226
I'm sure this is a bait or whatever; but as a bassist, and I'm sure I speak for all of the other bassists when I tell you we aren't in it for the girls or the glory.
We're in it for the music, famalam. Probably moreso than anyone else in the band.
Also you can get way more fuckin' drunk and still play competently.
only in rock music. bass is important in a ton of other genres.
ITT: Things ever normie sucks at
Pic very related.
>OMG Rainbow Road is so hard!
>150cc is too fast Anon!
>What's the difference between automatic and manual?
>>26052178
that game was designed for normies.
For a game marketed exclusively towards normies, every normie I've seen playing it has been really bad at it.
>>26052178
They have a shit taste in movies
>Goebbels in the 1920s was pretty much identical to /r9k/. Extremely depressed, lonely, didn't see any point in getting out of bed in the morning because his life seemed pointless.
>This depressed NEET mentality was really common for German men in the 1920s, and almost all of these guys immediately gravitated to Hitler once he started to become popular and he gave them a sense of purpose and a reason to be passionate about something again.
Are we living in that soulless abyss that comes right before a massive political revolution that changes everything and catapults us from depressed NEETs (Goebbels) to suddenly being so passionate about something that we would be willing to die for it?
Take a guess.
MAGA!!
>/r9k/ in two years
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what would your reaction be if your girlfriend tried to choke, punch, slap, shove you?
Just wondering cause I love hitting guys
>>26051652
>girlfriend
You've come to the wrong place sister.
>>26051652
>girlfriend
le original meme
I'd break up with her and tell everyone we knew how much of a shithead she was.
What's the worst way to die?
Design your own torture chamber
>>26051570
I feel like your flesh would eventually smooth out the sandpaper or wear it down.
Scaphism is up there
>get tied inside a boat
>force-fed until you vomit and shit yourself
>set afloat in the hot sun in a swamp
>insects swarm and eat you starting at your anus and face
>>26051570
>stick doorknob up butt
>put legs behind head
>???
>profit
Does it frustrate you no girl would want your dick in their pussy?
>>26051433
nice fatty pussy
It might, except:
A) one girl admitted to fapping to me and sent me nudes
B) my first ex sent me nudes regularly, long-distance relationship
C) my second and last ex sent nudes and we had sex on multiple occasions, before the relationship ended
D) a fourth chick sent me nudes after 2nd ex
I'm doing alright. Although currently there's a guy who wants to have sex with me. He's pretty blatant about it, but I haven't exactly said no. Just responded as if he never said or suggested anything sexual.
>>26051590
I have a question for you then...
WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU STILL ON MY BOARD YOU FUCKING NORMIE
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
