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Post good things and bad thing about you
Pros
>born into a rich caring family
>good hygiene
Cons
>ugly as fuck
>low IQ
>not fit, even after lifting for a year I still look like shit because of low test
>autism and ADD
>no artistic skills
>no hobbies except for vidya which I'm not even good at
>can't suicide because my parents would feel guilty
Pros
>somewhat smart (at least people tell me)
>talkative
Cons
>ugly as sin
>kv
>spoiled
>entitled
>stoner
>lazy
>no hobbies
>no passion
>low self esteem
pros
>born in wealthy family
>overall good town
cons
>stupid
>autistic when comes to talking with new ppl/girls
>boring
>always tired
>cant focus on anything
>dont enjoy anything
>no friends/gf
>kissless/hugless
>bipolarism
Pros:
>deemed smart by everyone around me
>don't have money problems
>being shipped off to an expensive, prestigious college
Cons:
>scare everyone away, will therefore be a recluse in college and never keep a qt partner
>horrifyingly attached once someone becomes a friend or whatever
>ugly
>chub
>tantrums/get really pissed at very small things idiots do around me
>annoyingly shy and quiet
Why haven't you become a girl /r9k/?
Because women are physically and emotionally weaker than men.
>>26035825
Not to mention less aesthetic.
Can't I just be fat and play with my own tits that way? Jesus Christ such extremes
It's 2016 and there's still people that believe
>All Germans were Nazis
>All black Americans were slaves and none were slave owners
>All homosexuals carry HIV
>All cops are bad
>All politicians are corrupt
>All Muslims are radical
>Bruce Jenner is a woman
>mfw
>>26035681
How come you used this post as a shot towards black people?
And no, black Americans did not own other black Americans...and the rare cases in which this may be true are so sparse and isolated as to have almost never existed l.
>>26035730
Black guy here. You're literally missing the point of the OP
All muslims ARE radical.
Good Morning wagecucks! Another day another dollar! While you slave away with little to no sleep I think I'm gonna nap a bit more in my comfy and warm bed. Then i'll make some delicious breakfast and play some vidya til my qt3.14 gf is finished with classes. The rest of my day will be spent with her, having sex and enjoying the warm love we share. Its ok wagecuck, dont cry, only 4 days til the weekend :^)
>>26035625
>NEET
>qt gf
Your master needs a new mercedes wagecuck! Better work overtime tonight or you might lose your shit tier meaningless job :^)
>>26035625
Jokes on you, i have 3 consecutive days off
who /losing it/ here
>listen to music
>realize you've been writhing and flailing around on your bed for the last 3 minutes
>>26035618
You're a spooky guy
>shower
>just let water run through my feet
I dont think I'll ever go back to normal, I died and only the devil inside me is alive
>do mundane task
>realise nothing holds your interests, and you'd rather die than have to go through a mediocre life
You're looking a bit pale anon, why don't you come down to the surgery this afternoon
EM I BEEING DETAINED
I JUST WANNA BE LOVED
>>26035490
Take me doc
make the pain go away
Anyone here a semi-normie? I go out every weekend, have many friends, look pretty decent but have never had sex or a girlfriend. I'm that guy that everyone gets along with and is always cracking appropriate jokes (not a clown).
I just cannot work out how you get gfs. The only negative thing I have heard said about me is that I'm 'boring'. Whenever I initiate conversation with a woman I am intending to fug, I get self-concsious and start having awkward silences.
>>26035468
How much do you weight vs your height?
>>26035468
how old are you anon?
you remind me of myself in my early 20s
Now with 95% accuracy
>you're going over your blooper reel
>her and Chad are making an action reel
>>26035386
>you stare at the clock
>while she sucks his cock
>>26035386
the exact same word isn't a rhyme you fucking lizardposting manchild
>every game just feels the same
>chad just ganked her bottom lane
25+ thread
How is it going for you?
>tfw porn does not turn you on anymore
>tfw you lost interest in gaming
>tfw you lost interest in TV shows and movies
>tfw you find socializing with people boring
>tfw poor, unemployed and lonely
Im 27 now and Im really afraid to think about how it's going to be in 10 years.
Simply don't pretend to be something you are not :^)
>>26035372
>31
>no sex drive at all
>thousands in back child support
>not even a junior in college yet
>hate women
>women hate me
>nothing makes me happy
I'm doing pretty good anon, all things considered.
oh yeah,
>still live with mommy
>literally buys me tendies every friday so me an my 12 year old daughter can eat.
>>26035372
26 years on the roll now.
Absolutely same as you.
>Porn is boring.
>Even sex (Last was five years back) bores me and I do not want to pursue it. No sex drive.
>Gaming is mostly boring and I can't play anything longer than 2 hours.
>Socializing utterly boring. More than solitude.
>Poor, in debt, unemployed (just doing side-jobs to stay afloat) and lonely.
>In probation.
Only thing I sorta like is running and working out. Three months ago I have decided to turn the table and join French Foreign Legion. So I study hard, train and finally got something to live for. It is good.
What is totally fucked though, is that I need money to fix my teeth. That is only thing holding me here.
Who's the bustiest woman you've ever seen in your whole life?.
My cousin who eventually had breast reduction surgery because of how enormous her tits were.
>>26035375
You could've stoped it, you not only failed her, or yourself, you failed all of us, ALL OF US!
>>26035315
french teacher
two girls from my class, let's call em M and E
the biggest was just some woman i passed in the street once whose titties literally swayed as she walked
/Positive/ thread.
Post something good you did or that happened in your life today.
>tfw taking Xanax again since yesterday
>sleeping pattern fixed naturally
>no binge eating
>think about the future
>finally manage to see the light at the end of the tunnel
Feels good
>>26035263
>tfw HIV positive
>>26035263
I kissed a qt grill lastnight at a house party anon
>>26035287
>house party
I could forgive the kissing part but this is shit-tier normiedom
Ive gone to 2 sports events in a row now where ive had to sit in front of a group of teenage roasties with their normie bf's.
These cunts never shut up and all they fucking do is go on snapchat and instagram and take selfies while constantly chatting and ignoring everything around them.
Is it possible for females to develop interests other than fucking shopping or being an egotistical whore?
>>26035229
Yeah, the ugly ones develop interests and hobbies but it's still rare
>>26035265
Exactly.
It only happens if being stupid bitch who is universally praised for existing isn't available to them. However, that's actually true of everyone not just females. Though it serves to prove just how lucky you are to be born an attractive female.
>>26035265
Everything they do is some form of validation for their friends or people they like, very rarely have i seen one do something out of self interest/improvement. Im talking mainly about femsles in their mid teens to 20's
This thread is for straight men who are not virgins but haven't had sex for more than 5 years now.
>How do you feel about that?
>Do you miss it?
>How do you think you'd perform if you suddenly had the chance to have sex today?
Also, if you want, tell me your age and how many girls/women you had sex with.
>>26035223
21
Done it 4 times.
Been 3 years.
I have severe phimosis and it hurt every single time.
>>26035223
I'm 47 and asexual. I had girlfriends during my 20s as a "beard" to hide what I thought was my freakish lack of interest in sex, but since I came out of the closet as asexual, I'm been happily celibate. I guess it's been more than 20 years now. For me, ejaculation is just another bodily function like sneezing or farting, so I've never really understood why you people are so utterly obsessed with it.
>>26035223
Fine.
Nope.
I wouldn't bother, but assuming it randomly struck me to do so? I'd have a hard time coming, grip of death and all that.
Late twenties, one.
Be honest, /r9k/.She ruined your life didn't she?
MAN HANDS
Oh no, I ruined everything for myself actually.
>>26035016
If she said yes I could have continued to develop normally with normal relationships and would have had something to motivate me to not drop out of society
I'd kill her if I saw her today
Terraria or Starbound?
Also /comfygames/ thread
>playing runescape atm
Darkout.
have you tried playing Going Outside?
>>26035003
is that on like the wiiu?
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