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Anyone know any good movies/songs about being a complete loser? it's the only thing I can relate to anymore
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>>26028640

Why do you feel like a loser OP?
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>>26028640
Yes but I don't like sharing the things I like online because people make fun of my bad taste
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XFkzRNyygfk

lol unoriginal comment

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http://www.technologyreview.com/news/546036/first-monkeys-with-autism-created-in-china/
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Why

Also those are some ugly little gook monkeys
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>>26028606
I think itnis too late for us.
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>>26028606
>inflicting this on monkeys

science has gone too far

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Any of you faggots want a Google play gift card?
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>not just pirating everything for android
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>>26028152
Yeah, That sounds nice, anon
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no thanks but I hope you have a nice night man

> tfw you act like you've accepted being lonely but it's killing you deep down


It's not even the day to day loneliness but the fact that I've gone 21 years without so much as a hand-hold. Something so commonplace for everyone else is unknown to me. Makes me feel unwanted.
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>>26028117

Holy. Shit.

I could've written this, yet nobody has ever put it into words as you just did. Will I always be alone?

I thinly the first step is recognising who you are. Have you taken a personality type test, Anon? I've taken it twice, same results, and it is absolutely spot on.

Also, that was a good movie. Quite underrated, any recommendations like it?
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Same here. I mean, I've accepted the fact I'll always be alone, but it still feels like I'm missing out of something pretty much integral to life.

I'm already really introverted so one or two friends, vidya and weed is all I really need, but every now and then it would be nice to share moments and memories with someone else.

I'm taking a cross country motorcycle tour this summer, and most people just think it's weird as fuck I'm going alone. It would be nice to share it with someone but I don't see why it's necessary.
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you're only 21, quit bitching

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what will you do when your parents die, neets?
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I'm going to inherit like four houses so I'll figure something out
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Sell the house, put the money in an index fund
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>>26028044
>being a trophy child with rich parents

lucky you

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Why is this man always sad?
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>>26028003
Because no one else appreciates his music as much as he does.
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>>26028003
Because he's a nigger
Origin
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he has an inferiority complex

no matter how rich or sucessful he gets he will always feel embarrassed about his dirt poor upbringing

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What music do the robots listen to?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KNA6bgFSCYM
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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=oiIjRs8M2KY

It's all about the vibe. It's all about the groove.
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>>26027930
Stuff like this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G8ffkDf0ol4
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I used to listen to a bunch of music, but now I've boiled it down to three artists: Frank Zappa, Boards of Canada and John Coltrane.

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You are locked from this thread if you have ever
>had a meaningful discussion with a girl
>had prolonged eye-contact with a girl
>had a sexual encounter with a girl
>enjoyed the company of females
>had a female friend
>held a girl's hand
>kissed a girl
or if you are a female.
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A very original bump.
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>>26027858

checking in. ive never even been in the same photograph as a female.
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>>26027858
I once had a chubby qt blonde grill in 8th grade flirt with me but I was too autistic and thought she was making fun of me or something.
>7 years later and have had no relationships
>Looking back I always expected them to talk to me first I never really tried to initiate anything for fear of being humiliated
>Not ugly, just anxious and way too serious
>Last month I turned 20
>My sister who is 6 years younger than me just got her first bf
>I can't take it anymore

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Don't trust women period.
https://imgur.com/a/hlOyr
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I want to kill women who cheat.
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this is why I refuse to date again
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no this is not clickbait

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>only nu males are attracted to me
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>things are attracted to you
nice, something I won't feel and something you fucking complain about.
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>>26027460
>Nu males
What does this even mean?
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>>26027460
Let me guess, you're an "alternative" girl?

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I currently teach English in Taipei under the table. White, 27 years old, and swimming in Asian pussy. I used to be a robot but I escaped.

AMA
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Do you have a degree? How did you get such a job? What's your housing situation like?
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>>26027426

I have a bachelor degree in criminology from a western school. Here in Taipei you do not need to have a degree to teach English. Just knowing English can get you a relatively good job with 20-35$/hr pay and some private teachings even being 60$/hr for the more revered teachers.

I teach under the table so I am here not even on a work visa. If you get a work visa you have to bind yourself to Taiwan's policy of being offered a job before visiting the country, which can get you lower pay and you will have to work longer hours.

I teach privately and make 25$/hr adjusted for US dollars. The pay is great because the cost of living here in Taipei is relatively low compared to most countries.

I teach by contract. I have a contact here who helps find work for me.

My housing is great. The cost of living here is cheap and what you get is pretty awesome. My rent is just over 1500/month but my area where I live is fucking awesome. You wouldn't believe this city. It's amazing.
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>>26027538
Is it like teaching in the mainland where teaching without a degree can run you a huge risk of being deported or fined? If not, can you offer some advice on how to find a good teaching job in Taiwan?

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Have not seen one in a while, post yours.
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>>26027323
>high quality burgers
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>>26027372
Never had a good burger before anon?
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>>26027323
if you're going to start, at least fucking fill out the chart

Hey /r9k/, is anyone attending community college?
Was wondering, does it matter what you study in community college, if you're just gonna go into uni after 2 years, to get your associates.
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yes, im already failing. this was my last chance and I blew it already.
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i went for a couple years before transferring to a four-year school.
just try and get as much of your core out of the way as possible
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>>26027277
While youre there you're mostly going to fill your core classes but you want to study what will lead you into your major at uni. Since everything is so easy, you get time to study up on what you need to know for the field youre going into as well.

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>tfw this will never happen to me
>tfw i will never have something as normal and natural as sex
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You don't want the child, you want the cute girl holding the child.
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>>26027204
I want the cute girl holding MY child.
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>>26027204
i just want someone

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Why do normies sleep in dorms in normie college? I hate the idea of dorms, I would rather sleep in my own house.
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because you're 800 miles from home
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>>26026971
Because not everyone owns a house near campus? I don't understand the question
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maybe because they live too far away from the college to commute everyday for school, you can also get a solo dorm so I don't think only normies get dorms, god you're fucking retarded

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