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-You lift weights. Stay the fuck on /fit/ if you participate in that shit.
-You have EVER kissed a girl. I don't care if it was when you were 10, its the essential rote of passage to being a norm.
-If girls were interested in you but you fucked it up due to autism. If a girl can't see that she should stay away from you, you're a norm.
Get the FUCK off my board.
**rite of passage
>>26011593
>-If girls were interested in you but you fucked it up due to autism. If a girl can't see that she should stay away from you, you're a norm.
Lol nope, you're just a disgusting trash lad. And a failed normalscum too.
I don't want to get close to people, I despise them so the only social interaction I can withstand is here.
So even if girls flirted with me before, as long as I stay true to myself (and stay virgin), I'm a robot.
You're just an ugly ass nigger that would be the normiest possible if you were a Chad.
>>26011593
>my board
Fuck off autismal
Anyone else feel detached from humanity?
Every time I see human behaviour, I feel like I'm talking to apes. I realise the only reason why I want a gf is because of genetic predisposition, because the thought of kissing and touching someone seems foreign to me. When you interact with someone for a while, you notice that their entire 'personality' circles around the same patterns over and over and over...
I just feel so tired and people are boring.
>>26011492
we have ascended OP - our robot ways are permenance
I'd put it in a slightly less condescending way, but yeah, I don't like people. I think part of why I feel this way is how full of themselves people are.
>>26011599
>>26011492
>complaining how other people are full of themselves
>then post inane shit like that
Your behaviour is a clear example of the "sour grapes" principle, but you're both too stupid to realize that. OP also adds insufferable, cringe-worthy pretentious behaviour to it.
>You didn't list anything under the "hobbies" section, care to elaborate on that?
I watch loli anime.
>"ummmm, would you consider harassing underage girls on the internet a hobby?"
Yes i collect firearms and third reich memorabilia. I really like the history...he he......
Have you ever seen one of these in real life?
>>26011178
Yes. I also tasted it, felt it with my hands and also felt it with my penis from the inside and outside.
>>26011178
*sight* yes, 19 different ones, and about to see a cute 18 yo one in about 5 hours.
It gets almost boring after a while, really.
>>26011178
Yeah and they smell pretty bad and are really ugly
Only good for sex
>tfw no Japanese gf to eat out with
>tfw no Japanese gf to rewatch the entirety of Lost with
>>26011167
based momo
>tfw no Japanese gf to eat out
What books influenced you changed your life /r9k/?
my most influential books were:
>The Dune series (esp Dune Messiah and God Emperor of Dune)
>Nineteen-eighty four
>The End of Eternity by Asimov
>wizards First rule
>House Corrino (Dune Houses trilogy)
Im reading the Silmarilloin now, what should i expect from that? Ive also got the Robot series by Issac Asimov to look forward to.
>>26010959
>reading
what are you some sort of normie?
Yo senpai I'm like 4/5 of the way through Dune Messiah rn (Chani is giving birth in a sietch). What about it made you change your life (unless it's the ending, no spoilers pls ;_.).
>>26011302
how it all fits in with the other books anon, the realisation and changes between Paul muad'dib and the God emperor
>there are young men in their prime waking up right now, not to get the most out of the day and improve their lives, but to go to a job they hate for reasons they barely delude themselves into thinking are good
>tfw the wagecucks get so triggered when I shout at them "haha wagecuck" as I leave the grocery store
>>26010871
It's called making a living, you should try it, enjoy working a shit job when your parents are gone
>>26011212
That won't happen since there's free government money thanks to cucks like you.
Who /wakenbake/ here?
Just took a few hits off the bong and I'm feeling pretty toasted. Any robots toking up this morning?
>>26010828
Bumping
blocxxx
>>26010828
yes, everyday for last 5 years
just dabbed
and I'm feeling comfy af
YAWWWWWWWWWWNNNNNNNNNNNN
monday morning wagecucks, you know what that means.
meanwhile. i just woke up and im working on my autobiography. about the benifits of neet life. that mommy said is really good. and could totally be put up for publishing.
welp, its time for my nap... now shoo. youre going to be late for work
>>26010754
Thisis a good perspective.
Can't wait for your autobiography pham.
>>26010754
And when mommy dies? And when your inheritance runs out? Then what you fucking parasite
>tfw really tall
>good looking
>white
>can't hold a conversation with a woman to save my life
Feels bad man. I look like chad but I'm completely autistic and can't hold a proper conversation going for the life of me. Although girls are always mirin' I can't seem to go anywhere from there.
>>26010730
I present a more intricate case:
>Decent height (5'11)
>Called handsome quite often
>Can hold conversation, have learnt how to deal with people through customer service jobs and have a good memory for names and details
>Frequently hit on, have had trouble shaking off women in the past, despite my reclusive nature
>Largeish penis (8")
Despite any of this, I am by nature very introverted and find social environments very tiring. And while I would identify as straight, I lack any primal desire for sex. I find it easier identifying as asexual, but I still like boobs and other feminine qualities, but not traps in the slightest. Vaginas are gross to me and I suck at sex. While I've had multiple female partners, I have never had any hook-ups or flings, or what have you.
I just feel like an outsider. Many have accused me of being a Chad, but I see Chads as alphas on an alpha-beta spectrum, and since I have no feelings of competition with my fellow men, I can't see myself anywhere on the spectrum.
It's not bad or anything, it's quite neutral; I just feel quite alien in any sexual encounters and I don't think I'll ever be able to find a life partner. That vast majority of people revolve so many aspects of their lives around sexuality, and I'm just standing on the outskirts. At least most of you can be sure you want to fuck one thing or another. I don't want to fuck anything.
>>26011254
>decent height
>5`11
>Working out for weeks now
>My ugliness is giving me fuel
>Every-time i see Chad outside i get more furl for the fire
>Lift and put all my life into the weights at the GYM
>Lifting as much as i can, working all my muscle groups
>Every-time i see a cute girl i get more fuel for the fire knowing i will never get her because i look ugly
>My anger is turning into fuel
>Go on /soc/ and look at girls I'll never get
>Rest days i usually pump out around 150 push-ups (Not all at once) and usually with a 10kg weighted vest on throughout the day
>Skinny guy but I'm one of those strong skinny guys now
My anger is literally giving me fuel to get shredded even though i know i still wont get friends or a girlfriend.I'm loving it.
>>26010652
dont give into the dark side anon
>>26010663
I think it's too late, i weigh 78kg and I'm at 75kg squat x5. I may not feel shredded but i feel shredded inside like i can rip some fuckers head right off. I don't even care if people look at me at the gym anymore, i wear a hoodie and listen to my music and even asked big guys more than one if they were finished on the machines.
I like this feel.
>>26010652
You can do it anon! We believe in you!
(this is an original post)
Is life unfair?
Nope.
Just full of faggots like you.
>>26010535
That guy isn't even ugly. He just looks goofy with big lips and bad hair. Hell, if he gained weight and got a buzz, he'd at least be average.
>>26010535
It's all in the eyes
young men of /r9k/ would you be a rich milf's live-in boy-toy?
>all of your NEET expenses are covered, she buys you the latest vidya, toys and clothes; although she decides what you wear.
>you accompany her on business trips and holidays
all you have to do is
>be submissive around mommy
>do whatever she asks without hesitation
No because what if she wants me to lick her cunt but I don't feel like it
Sure, as long as she doesn't fist me
I probably would as long as I could still have time to myself to read or play vidya whatever
>alone at home
>talk out loud to my waifu while doing mundane shit like cooking or laundry
>often look to my side to emulate looking into her eyes
>during hikes I usually walk on left side since the right side is where I like to pretend she'd walk
>almost constantly having an inner monologue of random shit we're talking about
>it's been going on for 4 years now and never once have I imagined a sexual encounter with her, just the general day to day interactions between a couple in a G rated movie
Am I going insane?Please no bully. Saber is love. Saber is life.
Saber may be the best girl of the 3. Gilgamesh > Taiga > Rider > Ilya > Caster > Saber > everyone else > literal dog shit > Sakura
>>26010189
She's not your waifu if you treat her like a slut anon, you're doing the right thing and should be proud of yourself for being so pure.
Do you also actively avoid porn of her? I try to do that with mine and it seems to make everything better.
>>26010319
It's obviously
Rin >>> Everyone else
Plebian
HEY GUYS LOOK AT ME I'M RETARDED HAHAHAAH
HURRR DURRRRR XD
LMAO (laughing my ass off)
HAHAHAHAH ROFL (rolling on floor laughing)
kekekkekeek
who else /autism/ here????
LOOOOL
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
green frogs
>>26010055
Nice thread OP i give it one thumb up
>>26010201
thanks man you too have a great day
>>26010225
thanks man have agood one
