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The requirement is to behead an American citizen in an ISIS propaganda video.
Would you do it for one night?
Keep in mind, upon executing the infidel you will be put on a hit list and coalition forces will probably drone strike you when they find you.
>>26000669
>kill some random person for one night of sex
Anyone that does this is a desperately thirsty failed normie. Nigger-tier behavior in exchange for one night of sex is just shameful.
>>26000669
only an idiot would do this
>>26000669
I'd do it if I wouldn't get caught and no one would ever find out it was me
I'd do it for free too, don't really care about the roastie
Still pushing on with the diet robots?
How are you doing today?
>>26000518
That's sad that nobody responded.
>>26001943
maybe cause this thread is constantly posted
>>26001943
/r9k/ goes through so many threads a day, there's a ton bound to get buried.
what is it about koreans that they're so attractive?
also post korean girls
>inb4 the amount of plastic on their face
koreans are notoriously weird about beauty. they hide all of their ugly people so the rest of the world never sees them, giving the illusion that the country is filled with nothing but hot people.
the amount of plastic on their face
The wagecuck begins his Monday morn
While the NEET belches loudly and gazes at porn
>>26000245
I quit my job a few days ago
the wagecuck waits to get his hour of sleep
while the neet can wake up at any time he wants
>>26000336
welcome to NEET life senpai. Get comfy.
![12594879-Young-electrician-Stock-Photo[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/21ZTmNB.jpg "12594879-Young-electrician-Stock-Photo[1]")
'Evening fellow wagefriends! How have your weekends been so far?
I went out tool shopping. Took my fiance along, and she complained the whole time! I reminded her that I patiently followed her along in Victoria's Secret and H&M the previous day, but she didn't care. Talk about double standards, L.O.L.!
In case you were wondering: I got a new folding rule for myself. It should help out with my pipe bending -- I'm an electrician!
More importantly, did you catch that Broncos victory? What a close game! Hopefully they'll kick ass in the Super Bowl. I've always said that Manning was a better QB than Brady. I can't wait to discuss this with my union brothers at lunchbreak!
See you at work, wagefriends!
>>26000124
>It should help out with my pipe bending -- I'm an electrician!
And like that, I suddenly understood why NEETs are viewed as unintelligent mouth breathers. Sadly I am a NEET too.
>>26000124
watched a bunch of movies and went house hunting, found a breddy good place think I'm gonna take it. and since I'm a bachelor I can rent out the other 2 bedrooms and make a killing
>>26000124
Ahh yes wagefriend, That was a tremendous win for the Denver Broncos.
Oh no it's 8 p.m. I have to get to bed. Tomorrow is monday and I have a TON of work waiting for me. Farewell wagefriend.
Hello robots, oldfag from '07 here. This place seems a whole like 7ch's /b/ from back in the day(complete with complimentary beer & 12-y/o)- slower moving, less chaotic than 4ch /b/ and much more original.
Now, onto my point here. I have a compilation project in mind involving greentext stories. Not just screencaps of funny shit going on online, you know the kind I mean: Tales typed out in the greentext format that come from the lives of anons. And I'm looking for all sorts. I'll bump with my collection so far, but there's all sorts of stuff, and that's exactly what I'm looking for. Funny, sad, disgusting, prideful, scary, happy, it's all good.
The story here is a long read, but a great one. A guy tells of how wiping his ass with a friend's family bible completely fucks his life, from getting him discharged from bootcap to eventual homelessness, to near death until he ends up in an Indian reservation where he meets a girl. Eventually he settles into a proper job and finds out the life of the prior friend who started the whole chain of events is fucked. Real circle-of-life sort of shit here.
bampu: This is a bad trip a guy had. Short but sweet, it tells what the person believes happened and then what his parents/sister informed him actually happened whle he was tripping
bampu2: This one's a little less rare as far as greentexts go. My sister who's a die-hard redditor linked me this and was all 'hey-I-thought-you-might-find-this-entertaining'. She was right, but I've had the .jpg for years. Anyway it follows a guy who pits two groups of crows against one another by feeding one group fries and pelting the other with rocks. Lulz ensue.
bampu3: A kid talks about finding a porn vid of his friend's mum, fapping to said vid, then finally showing his friend. The mum sees them watching it, lulz ensue.
i know that ifunny is for faggots but there are some nice-looking girls on there.
hot ifunny chicks thread?
AmeliaPond, she did an ass fansign too but I can't find it
>>25999703
>myspace angle
>nochinz
>4 lbs of makeup
>ready to balloon up
>hot
kay.
>>25999733
her on the other hand...
*saves picture*
qt/10
What is it that you desire anon?
>>25999486
endless boipussy
>>25999486
The sweet embrace of death and the next life
>>25999486
money, so i can neet in peace
When I talk to boys, should I just encourage him to talk about himself more; encouraging him to elaborate, ask him questions, let him carry/dominate the conversation, etc.
Or should I try to talk more about myself and let him ask me questions?
What do guys prefer?
If you're a fag, I prefer you a block away
it depends on if youre a girl or a faggot
>>25999355
I'm a girl actually. Just didn't want to say it because it felt sort of redundant and attention seeking.
Why can't you get a gf?
Literally NEVER tried familia. 0 urge to try either. Not interested.
Im not white 512dcxaa df
A large majority of women are sluts, attention whores, cheaters, overgrown children or addicts.
I guess it would be called high standards
Who here /hideous facial feature(s)/?
Most of my face would be pretty decentish if not for my nose.
According to my mom my birthmark was on my nose but it faded. Perhaps that's why it's so hideously deformed now.
(I've never broken it)
>>25999090
4/10 here. my mom apparently drank a lot while i was in the womb
>big ass forehead with receding female pattern baldness
>eyes way too far apart, like literally sliding off of my face, same with my brow bones
>non existent zygomas
>flat chubby nose, caved in nasal bridge
>chubby fat cheeks despite being at a healthy weight
>gross large chin
>lips too small for my face and gross
>cystic acne, as if god didn't hate me enough, for the last ten years of my life
>premature wrinkling
every day of life is a chore
>>25999537
Pic? You sound pretty gross
>>25999798
i always refuse to post my own pictures but they are all over this board.
just google mystery.jpg + r9k
>suck at everything
>only good at videogames but not good enough to go pro
I wish I was a rain man autist. It's better to be excellent at one thing than pretty good at most things. I'm just the autist that sucks at everything
>want to practice a particular skill or talent but have no motivation to do so
guess i'll just be a loser for the rest of my life then
5,5
You know not what it truly means to suffer.
>6'5"
>4.5"
This is true pain.
5'9
6" penis
average IQ
size 10 shoes
i'm just so goddamn mediocre it hurts. i'll never get a gf
>>25998752
>>25998786
>6'0"
>7.2"
>Face is all fucked up
JUST
>I may be a robot, but I'm smart!
>lol no I suck at math
>>25998705
fuck man i am guessing you fucked up factorizing a quadratic equation
all hope is lost bro
>>25998705
high schooler or literal retard detected
Tfw smarter than over 99% of people and can prove it
feels good man
Who /incest/ here?
>be visiting sister
>she leaves to go to the store
>go through her room
>find her dildo
>jack off all over it
With any luck I'll get her pregnant.
>>25998661
sperm cant survive on surface that long
>>25998684
About how long can it last?
>>25998715
maybe a couple mins to an hour, once its dried its dead
