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Why do people make fun of virgins?
Because inside they feel that behaving like whores is a bad thing so they try to act as if they are superior
Its like smokers who tell you how cool it is or alcoholics who say its part of tradition etc
cause they're fucking losers
cuz we don't fight back
>girl on POF clicked that button that she "wanted to meet me"
>send her an autistic ass message
>she viewed my profile and hasn't replied
>it's been two hours
>>25994789
YOU DUN FUCKT UP
you had better post that shit, homo
>>25994805
"
Well, first things first, I think you're cute. And attraction matters to me. Second, I don't know, you're probably looking for that guy with the unkempt beard who reads the bible every night, knows every verse. I can't do that, but I'm not completely devoid of faith. I'm agnostic, actually more like pantheistic, I believe the universe is divine, same thing Einstein believed in. I'm skeptical, but I'm thinking in your shoes you might want a guy like me around to grow your own faith, because i'll question it. But I'm not obnoxious like an atheist. I'm cool with whatever anyone wants to believe in. I also think I'm fun to be with, and i'm honest, you won't get any mixed signals with me.
anyway, have a great day"
If you're gay, into traps, shemales, boipucci, femdom or a transsexual, you can't be a robot.
Robots are people who want normal things but can't get them. If you don't even want these normal things to begin with, you're not a robot.
You're just a degenerate.
No, robots are people who don't want normal things. You're just a failed normie faggot. Kill yourself, thirsty subhuman.
>>25994693
I love being a degenerate
>>25994693
I'm casually into those things (as a sideline to my granny fetish), but I'm firmly against anime. I'm so against anime that I wouldn't be friends with anyone who watches anime.
What is the best superpower to have robots?
>>25994133
/summon Succubus
For robots, invisibility. Maybe mind fuckery to make people like you.
Personally?
Teleportation. That's my number one power.
>>25994133
The ability to change matter around you at will, you can give yourself more powers
Why don't you just become /fa/?
It worked for me
/fa/ means you have more of daddies money than sense
Dressing nicely is an entirely different thing
>>25994036
what do you consider dressing nicely?
>>25994060
That doesnt matter
This is the kinda shit /fa/ thinks looks good
>>10875731
>>10871288
Haven't seen a good "Hmmm" thread in a long while. Gimme your worst.
hmm threads are harder to support for long amounts of time now with the robot
not sure if hmmm but here's some content
>>25993577
hey ive actually seen that photo in a museum
When will people realize that traps and trans people don't deserve any special privileges because they don't face any discrimination.
The Pharmaceutical industry is just trying to make money off of trans and traps through hormones and surgeries.
There really is no scientific evidence that someone can be another gender than their sex other than EXTREMELY SLIGHT brainwave variations.
>b-but cissie called me a fag
No that's not discrimination get over it.
I made this a while ago and never really get to post it.
>>25993354
I wish could grow a mustache.
>>25993408
I'm glad I can grow pretty sweet facial hair.
Prove that you really are a neet in this thread. I don't think any of you really exist.
What sort of thing would prove it?
As an additional note: I think faggots on cripplebux should not qualify for NEET status.
>>25993063
I have no job, I live home with my parents, and I love my tendies
I haven't been outside (take step out) in 2 WHOLE WEEKS
Why do women do these things? What is it with the attention they crave? Why does it mean so much to them?
Woman instictively know they offer little value other than being sexual objects and act in ways they think men will enjoy.
>>25992638
Because Chad is sitting across from her.
>>25992638
mfw
but you shouldn't imply that all women do this though. not all are this extreme. cuz dats preddy extreme bra. shiet nig.
>watching Japanese porn
>guy whips out 3 in pixelated dick
>think to myself that I could probably fuck that girl better than that faggy jap
>get pissed that I'm not actual fucking her
Jap porn is fucking shit.
Why are you so obsessed with his dick? Fucking faggot
>>25992473
Because his dick is bigger than some smelly japanese dudes but that 9/10 jap is getting smashed by the 3" dick. Its pretty funny desu.
>>25992537
tfw when your pubes are longer than his dick.
>girl doesn't shave her arms
Literally disgusting.
>>25992263
>girl doesn't shave her arms, legs, pits, and bush
Fixed that for you. Any "feminist" who doesn't shave all of those is an immediate nope.
>Not wanting a woman with hairy arms, legs, pits, and pussy
What are you, 14?
>>25992285
But a bush is ok, famalanga.
How do I fart more often?
Serious question. I love how I feel after a long fart, but I rarely ever do. Any tips on what I can eat to increase my "output"?
>>25991684
pls be grill
drink a shitload of beer, it sure gets my shit brewing the next day
>>25991684
eat alot of protein, protein shakes do it for me
How did the "You Sir" thing start on Reddit?
back to that site you go
>>25991405
by the people who go there
redditors are supreme gentlemen
>Anon, you look just like that Jonah Hill guy from Superbad!
I've been told that I look like L, but that's probably the circles under my eyes from sleep deprivation and being awkward
>tee hee wow anon you look like Steve Urkel
>anon you're just like the fat guy from hangover
Should I get an account on wrongplanet?
I was diagnosed with aspergers in the 5th grade and I remember going to some weird psychiatrist doing a whole bunch of sessions with me. Eventually I had a psych assessment and they told me I had aspergers, the psych assessment is somewhere on my father's computer.
Is it a good investment to join the wrongplanet community? Has anyone else here had an experience with it?
aspergers no longer exists
>>25990862
It doesn't? So I'm normal?
>wrongplanet
I never even heard of the place before but I already dislike it.
"We're not mentally challenged! We were just born on the WRONG PLANET."
