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It's fucking cold out edition
What's your opinion on David Cameron?
Interview tomorrow for 25k per year job. More money than I've ever been paid.
I need to find and iron a shirt.
Is there any profession on earth which attracts more scum than being a bouncer? I swear I have never encountered a bouncer in my life who wasn't an absolute cunt. Only people who abuse their power more than police tbqh
Is it hard to drive? I really want to get a license but I've never driven once before in my life.
Easy peasy
>>26033929
>Is it hard to drive?
No, and I got my license at 21. I still hate going out though, I get really nervous doing anything especially driving.
it's a little bit like playing a video game. cars have simple, responsive controls and the rules are easy to remember and follow.
the trouble i have with it is all psychological, knowing that if i fuck up or someone else fucks up it's gg no re
>tfw no big butt gf
Is there a worse feel than this?
>>26027281
I know that feel breh
>>26027281
>had big butt gf.....................6 years ago
>no gf since
>tfw can barely even fap to her anymore because the memories are fading
>>26027312
Oh god, not her. Please. No!
How your ideal woman looks like? Post photos and/or descriptions.
Most of my cute girls folder is on my laptop.
My waifu, don't steal.
They're both very cute!
>"Umm... why did you bring me all the way out here for Anon?"
>>26033171
So I could show you how great a tree climber I am.
Haha you look like an ANT from up here, I can see down your shirt and there isnt much to look at.
Come up here and make out with me or i will fall on you.
>>26033171
>all the way out here
bitch there's a fence like 20 feet behind you I can practically smell the petrol from here.
let me smell your armpit or i'll fuckign murder u
>tfw robots hardly belong in /r9k/ anymore
Normies ruin everything.
Go and stay go
No just chill and be friends senpaii
Your faith is strong but you need proof.
i wonder what would happen if all the robots just quit and left
This is what the average female body looks like in 2016.
>tfw low test males will soon go extinct
Beautiful, isn't it?
What a time to be alive.
>being fat as shit is normal
Sounds about right
>>26029591
She looks like female version of that twilight guy
I've never hated women before, and I'm worried I'm starting to hate women now.
faggot only a small percentage of women are part of the SJW crowd.
>>26028776
Yeah but a large percentage of women in general are just terrible.
>>26028818
just the millennials desu
who here holds /racistviews/?
personally i think blacks are just the worst race on earth
>GIBSMEDAT OSCAR
>muh dick, where the white wimmin at
>they talk like this: "cuz day be some sheeit that a real nygguh cain't go thru in lyf and becomes nigguhs, and slappin the sheeit out a massive ass bitch nigguh is one of dem."
>riots becaise some criminal got shot
>50% OF EVERYTHING MUST BE BLACK OR THIS IS RAAAAAAYYYYYYCIS
>ugly as fuck
>never achieved anything as a culture
>always attack other people in a group, never alone
>retarded hashtags on twitter
>shhiiiiet every white leading actor must be switched for a black one or this movie/tv series is racist
i don't even go to /pol/ or anything but am i wrong?
on the whole black people commit more crime and have lower intelligence levels. but really, why should you care anon? I don't. I have black friends that are cool dudes and the fact that a lot of them are thugs/criminals/whatever is whatever
I know a lot of blacks. Some of them are good, some of them are shitty. But their protests as of late have been pretty retarded.
>totally merit based thing goes only to whites for a couple years
>obviously must be racism and not that whites just happened to be the better actors this time around
>>26028200
They get a pass for Mozart.
Hey fembots.
Weird question but how does it feel to realize most of you will be mothers of a child one day?
I find it so strange because so many of you behave like children (as do most of the guys on /r9k/), have you fully prepared yourself for the reality of having kids?
I can't wait personally. I'm really looking forward to being a mom.
>>26033368
most of the real fembots already have a kid
I don't really expect someone to marry me and have children with me but I really want a child.
I feel I would need to beat my depression somewhat first though. I wouldn't want to have any negative influence on my child.
How are you celebrating, Ausfags?
I worked all day and now I'm going to get drunk. Haven't eaten and first drink has blasted me.
>>26031644
Getting drunk alone, yelling at abo sympathisers on facebook
>>26032006
Sounds Australian.
>>26031644
got too drunk lastnight, just dying at home in the aircon, cunt
just inhaled pic related, so hopefully i'll come good in a few hours
ITT: useless normie advice
>just meditate bro
>>26026078
well did you?
your disdain for the advice suggests you didn't
>What I do is, I pretend like I'm an actor playing a character! I just act like I'm someone different.
what the fuck does this EVEN mean
>you can't love others unless you love yourself!
yes I can
Lifes a bitch and then you die edition.
What happened to the last one?
Please post your waifu
The average anime viewer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zwpzvZMK2lk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ABiF3z8IO64
who /BTFO by life/ here?
>literally 0 friends
>man boobs
>khhv
>unemployed parents
>vicious sister who screams and hits my parents all the time
>NEET, obese and receding hairline at 21
LITERALLY BTFO
YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS UP
the fuck? just lose weight if it's upsetting you so much
Get an exercise bike.
At the very least, you don't have to be fat.
>haven't had any friends since primary school
>feminine face
>BMI is in the overweight zone about to be in
>single mother
>poor as fuck (less than 20k)
>couldn't celebrate Christmas past 14
>mum used to hit me
>used to starve because mum wouldn't by food and she was never there
>sister is a roastie whore who should die a brutal death
God cucked me, god must be a woman because he's a bitch
Who else here /justwantstokeephersafe/?
>>26023657
is she retarded?
>>26023657
I've watched all her videos, I wish i could hug her and tell her it ok
>>26023693
Just bells palsy or some shit, not retarded.
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