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Why do women pretend to enjoy sex?
>>25990811
Money
Control
>>25990831
Is the female orgasm even real?
Because men cry, punch walls, and start slapping themselves when they perform sex badly.
I know, I came into the game late and wanted to be honest and" le redpilled gf".
The lies of the woman are a form of fucking diplomacy and I was wrong about everything.
IT'S OVER
>fall for a girl who works in my office complex
>crush on her for months
>sometimes look at each other and smile
>keep trying to talk to her but feel too autistic
>convince myself that she is curious about me
>heart beats and starts to hurt when she's near
>find out LITERALLY 30 SECONDS AGO via researching her on google that she is dating a handsome "musician"
FUUUUUUUUCK.
I had so much hope resting on this. Literally the only reason I haven't quit my job is because I was trying to build enough self-confidence to approach her. I am so fucking delusional. This guy is attractive, talented, popular and "fun". What the fuck. How did I ever let myself believe she could be into me. I feel so pathetic and childish. I think it's time to call it a day /r9k/. I'm just too weak for this life.
>crush on her for months
there's your mistake, you should have asked her out almost immediately or she will think you're not interested, you don't have my sympathy tbqhwy famalam
>>25990737
Fuck women, save your money from the job, invest it and become rich. She'd probably make you go broke within a matter of months.
>>25990737
I'M STIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILL IN A DREEEEEAAAAM
SNAKE EAAATEEERRRR
ITT: feels you wish you would feel but you're sure you'll never feel in your lifetime
>>25990115
what kissless virgins don't realise is that feels like this are temporary even in a relationship, its nice the first few times, but you have to remember that the next day after this lovely moment the girlfriend probably got overly emotional or angry about something stupid and small that the guy did, or acted slutty at a party or something.
Eventually you get jaded from real experience with women and these little moments don't carry anywhere near as much weight.
>>25990115
To be in love
>>25990222
Trips of truth. Once you start seeing women as they are, lesser humans, it's hard to go back and appreciate moments like those in the OP.
Why is it that wealthy people are often more intelligent and nicer than poor people?
If you don't know why you're probably a poor and mean person xD lol
because rich people had a ton of time to sit on their asses and study or read and have fun
poorfags are thrown into the meat grinder right out high school
>>25990028
>Puck
More like cuck!
Hahaha!
6 Roasties in deep trouble for NIGGER photo
http://www.abc15.com/news/region-phoenix-metro/ahwatukee/district-aware-and-outraged-by-racist-photo-allegedly-snapped-by-high-school-seniors
I know what you will say now, r9k:
>Fucking Niggers, fucking PC etc
But personally I'm really happy to see that all that PC crap ruined the lives of GIRLS for a change!
So many men have to suffer from feminist PC shit in universities, "rape culture", thrown out of college for saying this or that or for looking at a girl while being beta, rape, rape, rape, sexist, sexist, sexist ... but frankenstein's monster now also goes after GIRLS. I think that's hilarious!
Anyone who isn't a /pol/tard will find this hilarious. A bunch of dumb sluts trying to get attention got it in the best way.
Kek.
But honestly, it doesn't say nigger so where is all this butthurt coming from?
Oh well, time for the lawyers to get involved, as usual.
At least one of them is a coalburner as well. The irony is quite exquisite.
Seeing as "freak" and "alt" girls are all /r9k/ will ever have a chance with, who would you choose, robots?
>>25989884
Hahahahahahah, you don't have a chance with "alt" girls unless they're fat.
Alt girls are the ones who share those pictures on media that say "theres no such thing as a slut, some people just like to fuck".
>>25989884
Do schizotypal personality disorder girls belong to the "alt freaks" category?
>Bernie Sanders didn't go to prom
is he a robot?
No politician can be robot.
>>25989868
Let's put it another way: Is Bernie Sanders as close to a robot a politician can be?
>>25989844
Nigga so old, he probably couldn't go because it was his turn to tend to the tribal campfire.
What does being shot feel like?
Being stabbed by an explosion.
>>25989819
Salty milk and coinsoriginal old meme
>>25989819
bags of sand
adfsdffssdffsd
When I'm crying and I look sad "don't go near that creep man just let him die".
When some thug is crying about how his 19th girlfriend broke up with him "omg is he okay go talk to him Sarah".
Talk about unfair.
>>25989439
>showing your emotions in front of people as a man
That's where you fucked up.
>>25989439
You sound like you have social learning problems.
You
>socially inept and never talk to people
>unattractive
>entitled, believe you're owed a woman because you're special in addition to being white
The thug
>charismatic
>friendly, well liked
>attractive
>doesn't believe everything should fall into his lip because he was born
>world's ugliest woman got engaged
What's your excuse? That girls are too scawwy and the mean feminists hurt your feewwings? Grow the fuck up and get a gf.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Dh1EVOIa4eM
>women can be robots
ahhahahahahahah
roasties: take a look at this
Going to assume the man is deranged.
She literally got a chance because she got recognized and people just felt bad for her
Christ my parents are so annoying how do I make them fuck off
>they wake up early as fuck
>do the same shit every day
>they make a ton of noise and sit downstairs shouting not caring if I'm sleeping or anything
>my dad goes over to the fucking wood stove every single morning
>just hear a really loud creek noise and he starts smacking it
>they refuse to just have cereal and a piece of toast in the morning
>they have to cook all these intricate meals and sit downstairs smashing pots and pans got an hour
>entire room smells like nasty burning eggs and shit and I can't do back to sleep
>they stay up until like 3 am and somehow wake up at like 8 and do this shit
>they both cook eggs so the smell is there for literally hours
>they run up and down the stairs shouting and slamming shit
>even if i tell them I'm sick and need rest they tell me to fuck off
>the kitchen is right under me so I hear
>oven starting click click click click click
>microwave door slam
>beep beep beep
>microwave door slam
>pots and pans slamming
>fridge slamming
>microwave door
>beep beep beep
>door slam
I just want them dead. That is literally my only wish in this world. I just want to wake up one day and have them be dead and the house actually be quiet
>>25988637
Sounds like your dad is cucking your sleep.
>>25988637
how about you get a job and move out of their house you fucking ungrateful leech
>>25988637
>beep beep beep
made me kek and i cant quite put my finger on why
Reminder that if you refuse to date fat women/have rejected them, you're "lonely" by choice. You're just as bad as "forever alone women" who have plenty of guys willing to date them, but refuse to settle.
I tried to go for a chubby girl once and she rejected me.
>>25988620
Because being with someone that you arn't particularly fond of and dislike in a fair amount of aspects would make you feel better about yourself?
>>25988711
That's not the point, the point is that you're choosing to be lonely.
last night
>be me
>go to the mall with my friend (literally 1 of 3 friends I have)
>already mildly anxious because I'm worried we will bump into someone we know from school which would be literal hell for me
>get the shit I need, we start heading back
>his friend he used to be best friends with (and I used to be mildly acquainted but had no real relationship with) calls him, and asks if he wants to meet him at a bar for a drink with his friends
>says yeah and asks if I can come
>''Who anon?''
>''Yeah s-sure''
>too beta to say no, desperately trying to think of an excuse the entire walk to the bar
>eventually get there
>can't back out now
>he's in there playing darts with his normie friends
>takes like a full 30 seconds of me awkwardly standing there for him to say ''Hey anon long time no see!''
>spend the night awkwardy sitting with them, having to impose my self in the conversation in random intervals, otherwise sat there drinking quickly and staring at people playing darts
>catch a few glances from the guy who invited us which looks like he's saying ''what the fuck are you even doing here?''
>have an awkward encounter with him in the bathroom where he tried to ignore me when I said hi
>his friends won't talk to me
>literally hear one of his friends say to my friend who I came with ''You're a cool guy you should chill with us sometime''
>I'm just sat in the middle pretending to be on my phone
>tfw even when I'm drunk I can't socialise
>he doesn't ask me what I'm up to now
>he doesn't say bye when they leave
>spend the hours after just dwelling on how pathetic I am
Well, fuck you too I didn't want to come anyway
Why are normies so cold to shy people? I honestly don't get how you can think ''oh he's shy and vulnerable, instead of helping him come out of his shell like I would to a cute shy grill, I'll be totally passive aggressive and indifferent towards him and make him feel more uncomfortable than he already is because he's a guy and he's not good looking''
>>I'm just sat in the middle pretending to be on my phone
Theres your problem, being on your phone is an indication that you want to be alone and makes you unapproachable. Same with crossing your arms, looking sad etc.
>>25988467
>tfw even when I'm drunk I can't socialise
awful
I acted a lot like you but after I found that I can socialise while being drunk I kind of established a social life. It is really unhealthy though because it's just getting drunk at bars, but I have a lot of fun sometimes. It also helps to know people who are not complete normies and have at least a few shared interests
>>25988546
To be honest I can socialise well when drunk but I have a history of being too imposing and I feel like it probably comes across as tryhard and artificial half the time. I was trying to dial it back and not embarrass myself but I didn't know how to initiate conversation normally
I've fucked up my life, can anyone please help me?
Every day it feels more and more like it would be utterly pointless to continue
>24 years old
>NEET
>Dropped out of university once, pretty much expelled the second time
>Living with parents
>Criminal record
>Currently on bail for another offence
>HHKV
>No friends
>No skills
>No hobbies
>No driving licence
>Not white
>Been fired twice in the last year (from fucking McDonalds after 2 fucking weeks), have been unemployed for 4 months now and have completely lost the ambition to apply to any more jobs due to ZERO responses from over 200 applied to vacancies, I'm not even worth warehouse work
>>25988351
i feel y0u man
I'm you without the criminal activity
Please stop burgling pound shops
>>25988351
Find a cop and attack him.
It's your only choice at this point. You had years to try and get your act together but chose not to. Now you have to live with the stupid choices you made. Or kill yourself.
>tfw schizophrenia
Original schizo thread.
You know when you're doing something in public and people are looking at you and you can hear the telepathic conversation they are having with each other?
I hate that.
I also hate it when you're just walking down the street minding your own business when a car drives by and you hear insults shouted at you as you walk telepathically.
>>25988318
>mfw ironically chronically using Mary Jane to cure my symptoms, if I'm off for a few weeks I cannot tell which is waking and dreaming.
Schizo here who screams in his sleep. Ask me anything.
