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I've posted here before about how I've been sending messages to pornstars asking them to take my virginity.
For the past two years I've gotten no replies, until last week. I opened my e-mail expecting it to be a threatening letter or something telling me to stop, but instead it was a reply thanking me for showing interest and gave an address and number to call for an "interview". It was just a few hours ago.
I was scared to death for a while and like couldn't breathe, but since I live in SoCal and porn can literally be a drive away in some places, I made an appointment and went.
No, Nicole Aniston wasn't there but I met with some retired porn actress whose name I didn't get. I was nervous as hell and she noticed and said it was okay, and that they don't reply often to "requests" because most of them are pranks.
We talked for a bit and I felt like shit when she asked my age and then said that it must suck to still be a virgin at my age.
Then she asked me to strip down.
I froze at that but she said if I was going to have sex, I'd have to get used to showing myself. So I did and I stood in front of her and I was really getting hard.
She took a good look at me, head to toe (I'm like 5'7 and fairly slim) and then she reached out and grasped my cock. She didn't do anything though, just ran her hand down the shaft once and then said "pretty decent". She also said that I should shave the hair off (I don't keep much there) to make my dick look a bit bigger than it is, a common porn trick.
Then she told me to put my clothes back on, I did, and she asked if I was really serious about losing it to a pornstar. I said that I was.
And that was basically it, she told me that it's not a guarantee but I have a good chance of filming with Nicole in early April and that they were "touched" by my story. I'd get called a month beforehand and would have to get an STD test and then show it on the day of filming.
So. This might actually fucking happen.
>>26023097
On camera
How are you confident enough to do that, but still a virgin?
cool story broski
>>26023097
>never had sex before
>is going to do it on camera
>camera will probably shit talk you the entire time
You have no reason to complain about girls not wanting you if you aren't doing anything to change it.
L I F T !
>>26022489
4/10 fingers are too short
lifting wont make girls like you, it wont make you look like that either
I don't want the type of woman who would only like me for my body.
How can Space Marines even compete?
>>26022151
ADEPTUS CHADSTARTES REEEEEEEE
>>26022151
>tfw no banshee qt.3.14
>>26022151
because they aren't space traps and space manlets with pointy ears
>more than 10% of women engage in pic related at least once in their lifetime
>more than 35% are having thoughts about it
>>26016726
senpai that's pretty hot actually
>>26016726
>tfw you will never measure up to sparky thunder-knot
How can men even compete?!
DUDE I'VE NEVER HAD A GF BUT TRUST ME WOMEN ARE EVIL LMAO
>>26016632
I think they base this partly off having bad mothers.
>>26016632
I did have a gf and I can confirm that women are in fact evil.>inb4 normie ree get out etc.
DURRR HURRR I THINK GENOCIDE IS WRONG BUT I NEVER DUG UP ADOLF HITLER AND PUT MY DICK IN HIS EYE SOCKET HUHDOY
>told my therapist about my view on women
>dat look of disagreement on his face
>he says he thinks my views are "extreme"
Is my therapist a cuck? He sounded blue-pilled as fuck.
I'm convinced therapy really only works on people who are easily influencEd. For those who are rational and intelligent to a fair extent it is unlikely to work. OP you are waiting your time, find a coping method like the rest of us.
>>26013735
What are your views on women?
What are your views m8?
Insecam thread!
In honor of helmet-bro, the crazy British man who wears a motorcycle helmet while riding a bicycle (pic related)
Here is Chalk-Chan's work
http://www.insecam.org/en/view/208247/
>S-sorry...
http://www.insecam.org/en/view/242414/
>Look closely!
Find cams near you using this link...
http://www.insecam.org/en/mapcity/
http://132.177.144.169/live/index.html?Language=0
science-chan is alive
http://137.110.118.254:88/view/viewer_index.shtml?id=20246
beastman is still MIA
what was the most degenerate thing you did r9k?
>tfw rubed my dick against a warm desk closet where some girl sit
>tfw I froze my sperm to eat later when I'd be more horny because cumming in my mouth makes me lose any interest of swallowing cum.
>tfw I fapped to disgusting CP, zoo, scat, etc.
I came from shitting. I'm not a proud man.
>>25988643
howw
>finally get gf
>watching football with her
>see her bite her lips and she talks about how big the guys on the field
Should I be worried? How can I compete with this?
>>26020390
You're gonna get cucked.
>>26020390
C U C K H O L Dyour gf doesn't respect you
>>26020390
What does she usually say?
It's it worth it?
>>26020030
yeah man dw about it :)
>>26020030
Bump for more opinions
Its easily breakable, but try it
>mother was protective and sheltered me
>father was neglectful and uninvolved
>now my shit is permanently fucked up
Single mothers are the leading cause of robots.
>>26018267
Pretty much me. He paid everything but there was no relationship/emotional connection. He's a very social person too so I don't understand. Now I'm a reclusive "introvert" that only talks on the internet.
>other way around for me
>then my dad died
>my shit is permanently fucked now
I hate my family
What did /r9k/ do on the night they graduated from high school? My school held a thing called "safe grad" where graduates can invite a friend and drink under supervision. You can drink underage, the police and chaperoned turn a blind eye to it because they don't care. I went and I drank and I watched by ex gf get grinded on by some skinny sled neck. Over all it was a decent 6/10. So, what did you robots do?
I went home and played WoW
Went home, sat in my room and played videogames.
I went home and played TF2
Summer of 2009, that was the Sniper vs Spy update. I remember that shit more than my actual graduation.
Fellow robots, since last night, we've come up with the idea of a new board called /wiz/
Current /qa/ thread:
>>>/qa/421781
current proposed rules:
1) Posters cannot reference themselves as or imply that they are women.
2) Posters cannot reference themselves as or imply that they are not virgins
-Exceptions being Robots who use hookers for sex.
3) No gay threads
-keep it to /lgbt/
4) Nothing designated as normie-posting
-Defined as referencing having an active social life and talking about it/insulting robots for being robots and praising normalfaggotry
5) In addition, advice threads and camwhoring/hookup/"rate me" threads should go on /adv/ - Advice and /soc/ - Cams & Meetups respectively.
So far we've had a lot of support from robots and even normies who agree we should have our own board.
>>26017343
I'm in
Rules sound good and not too tyrannical
>>26017343
You're wasting your time on your crusade against windmills, you know? You're asking for a board whose rules are basically:
>ban everyone I don't like
No board on 4chan has ever restricted anyone from posting based on who they are. Why do you think you'd get your own board like some special snowflakes, your own little exclusive club, completely the opposite of the open nature of 4chan?
There is a site for that called wizchan. Go there instead.
>/r9k/ crowd dying out
Would be such a shame lmao
Is there anything worse than being an ugly girl?
Girls don't care as much as looks as guys do, so an ugly guy can become attractive by being ambitious and high-energy.
An ugly girl will always be treated like trash, by both handsome and ugly guys alike.
>>26015196
>Girls don't care as much as looks as guys do
This is a good bait take notes.
>>26015196
Depends, what point of ugly are we talking about ?
>>26015196
>Is there anything worse than being an ugly girl?
Yeah, it's called being born as ugly guystop baiting roastie
Omg still no Rose thread?
Fixed.
>>26013969
Absolutely disgusting.
Feel free to post some eliza though.
>>26013999
Get the fuck out. (some words for r9k)
Why is Iceni becoming such a stoner degenerate?
