>you are forced to suck some guys dick or you will die a painful death
>you can choose any male person on this planet
who would u choose?
personally i would probably go for ryan gosling
not gay btw senpai desu
Bailey Jay, obviously.
My girlfriends girl cock.
>>26019069
Tom Hardy
you will never be this alpha
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t0i6BSe_CVY
based nigger knows how degenerate white women are
>>26017372
>not even niggers want white women anymore
>>26017372
That's what you should do, just ignore the bitch, women are always the victim, if you hit her you're fucked, not worth it.
>tfw girl with a poop fetish
What boy would ever want to love me
>>26016078
>fetlife
you'll find someone and probably pretty quickly if you live in a populated area.
Or you could just fucking not do that. Repress that shit. Shove it deep down where it belongs. I bet that last sentence made you think of shit. Absolute degeneracy.
Whoa! Check out this picture of Karen and Youko! They're fighting!! Oh no, I hope they make up afterwards!!!
>>26016078
>tfw the cancer is everywhere
>tfw lonely femanon
>will never have a traditional Korean wedding or any wedding at all
>will wake up one day and I'm 30
I really don't know how to deal with these feels
Just move to Korea
>>26015932
If I moved to Korea it'd be even worse
>will have thrifty wedding in some field
>will probably watch my husband die in the next fifteen years
>our way of life will be obliterated
I seriously can't see why anyone cares about no gf or no job, we're all going to die horribly in a matter of years, hikke, wagie, frogposter and Stacy alike.
There is no future.
So, robots, I feel like I need to type this out.
Laugh at it if you want.
>there's this girl that sometimes gets on the same train as me in the same trainstation
>looks really beautiful, at least to me
>really long golden-brown hair, nicely shaped legs, fair face, you know what I mean
>usually ignores me
>one day last summer when I arrive at the trainstation at an unusual time, she suddenly appears as wellComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
Good story anon
Ultra Kek tho
>she gets scared, because I out of nowhere talked to her
>ask about her name, although I already know it
>she gives it to me
>a win in my book
>ask her some general questions which she answers politely
>doesn't ask anything back
>that's not a good sign
>she goes to the streetcar, I to the bus
>think...
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>>26015102
Moar anon
Fuck this is desperate
What do femanons fantasise about when rubbing? Pls tell, I need it for scientific reasons
a guy with a russian accent plowing me from behind as he grabs my thighs to keep my pussy close to him so he can ram his cock deep into me while he says shit like "is that how you like it, you fucking whore? is that how you like getting fucked? take my cock you fucking dirty slut. i'm going to pump my cum into you and make you my personal fucktoy"
>>26014285
pic related, 100% original comment do not steal
My boyfriend of course.
How old was your mother when she gave birth to you?
19, almost 20.
She was 33
She was 29 years old.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=105&v=lY8rzo4Ik4M
Results will SHOCK you
not really shocking cuz, as soon as I saw the title I knew the result
HOLY FUCK, 209 and 701.
i only got 10 in 7 weeks, fuck me dead and 9 didn't reply back.
im done
im killing my self
its over
Only shocking if you believe in bullshit like 'b urself', non-retards have known this since forever.
Any Germanbots online? Why are you here? Anxiety? Stress at school/college/work? Gotta wait a few years still, to get HIV in job centre? Getting no game in small town or getting lost in the anonymity of a metropoly and huge college?
Tell us your stories.
Did you get cucked by Ahmed lately OP?
>>26011928
I don't see any reason why I should not be here. Nationality doesn't matter.
Because i'm a fucking loser.
original
>"Anon, do not take offense, but I must ask; how tall are you?"
>>26018602
She's high as fuck
5'0, isn't it obvious, why even ask?
Where are your parents, little boy? How did you get in my bedroom?
Red flags for guys edition
>he orders water when you go out to a restaurant
>he's 'frugal'(aka just cheap)
>he keeps the heat in his place under 65f
>he has a desktop instead of a tablet or phone
>he orders water when you go out to a restaurant
Nigga I drove there and my alcohol tolerance is very low
>>26016853
Well, that works quite nicely, then, because I do/have/am all of those things, plus a lot of other things besides which I suspect you'd find gross and unpleasant. This way, you don't end up dating someone who might be interesting or different, and I don't have to worry about getting stuck with someone shallow, materialist, and conventional. Everyone wins.
>he suffers from "selective eating disorder"
Reminder that
>God is an absolute being whose essence is pure unconditional love
>love is mutual reality; co-existence, harmony
>the average person does not realize that even breathing is an act and a result of love
>mutual thriving based on the principle of ecology
>the universe is modal, meaning everything you can think of is represented in it's proper form, fitting into the hierarchy of the totalityComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>26015922
Basically a parasitic hive mind, we halo nao, thanks OP.
Catholicism shill
Just fuck off Christfag
So my fellow NEET's what do you do on a daily basis when the wagies are out there breaking their backs to comfort for their miserable existence. Wake up at 12pm, Play league of legends, get subway, browse r9k for the rest of the day then finally sleep whenever I feel like it. wagies will never know this freedom.
>>26014839
God I just feel so much pity for you. Already lost at life at, what, 20?
>tfw miserably sick
at least i dont have a job to be at
>>26014871
Lost at life? I am loving life, I'm having the most fun I've had for years
What's your alignment, robots?
What would you consider to be the "best" alignment?
True Neutral here, feels whatever. I wish I could be Lawful Evil or Chaotic Neutral.
>>26014064
Friendly reminder that chaotic good is the normie alignment.
Tfw I'd be chaotic good
True Neutral is the enlightened master race. Any Neutral X is fine.
If you don't know what your alignment is, the test on helloquizzy (url is /tests/the-1st-edition-advanced-dungeons-amp-dragons-alignment-calculator/) is pretty accurate. The test you find as the first result on Google is shit since it presents hypothetical, unrealistic situations.
>4chan thinks my post is spam for some reason
lawful evil but i wouldn't kill a puppy
Has any Robot tried an escort?
Is it okay for a Robot to go with prostitute or she will smell right away that you are autist and will laugh at you?
They see a lot of freaks, wheelchair, old, guys, indians, they don't care.
>>26013542
I frequent escorts for the last three years.
I think it is okay, pussy is overrated anyways. If you are inexperienced, just tell her so, be open, kind, and act like human, nothing less and nothing more. If you want some tips and tricks, just ask - it has some specifics you want to know to make the whole thing right.
>>26013559
>>26013594
Good good.
I am torn apart between resubing to World of Warcraft or getting an escort.
I guess I'll try to muster up courage and call an escort