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Post all your rare Khaleds
Anotha wun
Welcome to the Bump Bank.
Are you here to store your bumps?
>>25256246
Yes, here is one bump.
>>25256246
I have one bump here to store for you
>>25256246
Here you go, thank you.
who /gut rot/ here?
>>25256188
What is that?
Og og og
>>25256316
A general horrible feeling in your stomach after eating or drinking.
>step on the scale
>it starts with a 4 instead of a 3 this time
welp im officially on the path of no return
AHAHAHAHAHAHAH
come on OP, stop jestin'
>>25256147
Post your daily diet anon
ITT: stories where you reached a new low
>promised myself I would kick my high school tormentors ass if I ever saw him again (or try to)
>saw him at subway
>smiled and waved to him when we made eye contact as I was leaving
>>25256129
>be me
>stupidly decide to try and escape robot-dom by joining a frat in college
>rushing with other guys
>have to stay up a full week
>On the fifth day I'm tired as fuck
>Been sneaking in 30 min naps every now and again
>Frat bros breathing down my neck the rest of the time
>I'm actually making friends and really opening up
>Then I make the stupid mistake of falling asleep in biology
>When I wake up frat bros drag me out to car
>They bring me over to frat house
>Strip me down
>Get out a paddle
>They go to town on my bare ass
>"SLEEP THEN WEEP"
>They keep chanting
>After about four minutes I'm in tears and my ass is blistered
>I'm sick too, from being up so long
>I can't hold it in
>Liquid escapes my every orifice
>I shit on an alumni
>For some reason I had an erection the whole time
>Needless to say I was kicked out of the frat
>Everyone on campus knows
>People constantly calling me out in the halls
>"Man you're the shit, dude"
>Stuff like that
>I can barely get out of bed anymore
God I was so close to making it
>>25256252
Should have turned it into a positive. Pretty funny that you shitted on some guy. Also should have sued the school .
>tfw your dad is the crazy uncle
>>25256114
I was the crazy uncle for years. That is until my older brother went tranny at age 42. Now I'm the normie by comparison.
>tfw you're not the craziest family member
>pretty good feel
When did you find out you were ugly?
I always had a feeling, but i only realized this month when i created a tinder. And only got two matches who were both fat and never messaged me and haven't got a single match since.
I'm not even angry or upset, at least now i know i'm too ugly to have a girlfriend or female friends.
>>25256078
Post face, babycakes
>>25256108
>bb-bbbut post your face LMAO so i can sugar-coat it and lie to try and make you feel better.
How about you fuck off?
Does anyone else have a hard time even becoming aroused? like when I watch a romantic movie it's not even a blip on the radar anymore because I know that I will never experience that. Same with porn, like when the woman is moaning with pleasure I know no one will ever like me that way and I lose interest.
Life has stopped feeling real. It feels thin like a dream I'm about to wake up from.
I'll probably kill myself within the next five years.
I cant get hard without my my specific fetish, which is also degenerate as fuck
Soon as I graduate I will feel the real feels of a man.
>tfw realizing we're closer to 2020 than 2010
fuck I'll be dead before I know it
yeah :( and the next year gets quicker than before. after 2012 hit, i cant even recount on what happening during then and 2015.
>>25256220
Its true what they say about time moving faster as you get older.
>tfw closer to 2030 than 2000
who /attractive/ here
>snapchatting a girl with a bf
>make a joke about she'll be swallowing all my cum
>"Sweet ;)"
>>25256055
post picsplease
Ae feel like Omegle tonight?
>>25256041
tag?
>>25256265
Do you really need to be told what tag it is?
>>25256041
The tag is r9k
> tfw you cum and the hormones fade from your brain and you realize how fucked up the shit you just fapped to was
>>25255982
not really, its just hot IR porn.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UG1KyWITy7I&feature=youtu.be
r9k sings frozen
>>>/r/eddit
bloxeriono
Now is the winter of our discontent
Made glorious summer by this sun of York;
And all the clouds that lour'd upon our house
In the deep bosom of the ocean buried.
Now are our brows bound with victorious wreaths;
Our bruised arms hung up for monuments;
Our stern alarums changed to merry meetings,
Our dreadful marches to delightful measures.
Grim-visaged war hath smooth'd his wrinkled front;
And now, instead of mounting barded steeds
To fright the souls of fearful adversaries,
He capers nimbly in a lady's chamber
To the lascivious pleasing of a lute.
But I, that am not shaped for sportive tricks,
Nor made to court an amorous looking-glass;
I, that am rudely stamp'd, and want love's majesty
To strut before a wanton ambling nymph;
I, that am curtail'd of this fair proportion,
Cheated of feature by dissembling nature,
Deformed, unfinish'd, sent before my time
Into this breathing world, scarce half made up,
And that so lamely and unfashionable
That dogs bark at me as I halt by them;
Why, I, in this weak piping time of peace,
Have no delight to pass away the time,
Unless to spy my shadow in the sun
And descant on mine own deformity:
And therefore, since I cannot prove a lover,
To entertain these fair well-spoken days,
I am determined to prove a villain
And hate the idle pleasures of these days.
>>25255896
>posting the weak-ass version
u havin a giggle m8?
Fembots: How cute is your butthole?
Robots: How cute is your butthole?
Both: Would you lick someone eleses butthole? Have you? Would you like yours licked/fingered/fucked?
Not invited: Scatfags
I LOVE ASSHOLE!
I'd lick this femanons sweet chocolatey butthole
This is now a Cocochan thread
