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How much would you guys pay for a new-ish PS4 with P.T. Shadow of Mordor and Dishonored?
>>25252681
Don't let you swindled because P.T. is rare, it's just a fucking 10min demo, it worth shit.
Try to get it for like 300USD
Half a banana and a quarter sliced kiwi
I am interested in this girl /r9k/ but I just know I'll get turned down and get depressed.
Try to talk me out of it. Or into it if u think I should.
bumping with epic tits
hlep me out guise
>>25252526
You have nothing to lose.
If she rejects you, then oh well. If she humiliates you, she's a garbage human being.
Unless you're absolutely, unforgivably ugly, you have a chance, and should therefore go for it.
>>25252963
ok i just did
let's see how this plays out now, shes not online at the moment.
Short story: I tried to manipulate someone I work with because I hated her and wanted to get her fired I thought the best way to do it would be by pretending to like her alot it was working for a couple of days we talked alot but I started to like her and now I can't stop thinking about her witch wouldn't be hard to do in the first place you should see her she's fucking perfect she's got beautiful eyes perfect shape perfect everything that's what made her so dangerous in the first place now I feel fucking stupid because Im fucking depressed no I don't want to presue anything with her she's married and a little bit older than me plus it would ruin everything that I worked so hard for I just want it to go away what caused it wasent how beautiful she was I'm strong willed enough not to fall for the petty bullshit its the way she responds to me the way she looks at me it drives me fucking crazy any advice would be greatly appreciated should I try to have sex with her? Will that make it go away? The problem isn't that I think I couldn't have her its that I think I could and I know its a bad idea mabye sex just once would make it all go away but it could also make things 10x worse
(P.s) I know I don't qualify as a robot and this isent the best place for my problems but I tried posting elsewhere and had no luck I figure if anyone could help me it would be a robot because they struggle with emotions and think the same way I do I apologize if I intruded on your board
Punctuation is your friend. I can't help you but your problem is kind of interesting so have a bump at least.
Fucking normies and their run-on sentences
Go fuck yourself
Who else /Grinch/ here? Tell your Christmas mischief tales!
>be me
>at aunt's house
>big family gathering
>everyone drops their present near the christmas tree
>normies fucking everywhere
>normie here normie there
>they decide to go outside in the backyard to drink
>I stay inside with my little cousin and some random kid
>they're just chillin' in front of their TV playing vidya
>I have this wonderful idea
>go outside and talk to random people to seem sociable and to have an alibi
>in the meantime, drink lots and lots of beer
>quickly go back inside without anyone saying
>kids are too fucking hooked into their game to even notice anything around them
>casually unzip my pants and drop my underwear
>think of the normie tears
>point my now half-erect dick at the presents
>make sure no one is coming by looking through the window
>start pissing at every single present along with the tree itself
>I must've legitimately pissed for over thirty seconds straight nonstop
>by the time I'm finished, every single present is soaked wet and so is the tree
>it really starts to smell
>quickly sneak out to the kitchen
>quickly say in an unrecognizable voice to the kids, "hey guys, could you please call everyone else to open the gifts? it's time already"
>they just kinda ignore me and say "yeah we'll do that hang on let us just finish this"
>gives me enough time to sneak out
>both kids come outside and call everyone else inside
>the kids are giggling but I'm fairly sure it's because of their vidya
>everyone else, one by one, looks at the mess in shock
>everyone starts accusing eachother
>mayhem ensues
>kids are getting their ass beat
>I almost start to laugh hysterically
>manage to sneak into the bathroom while doing so
>mfw pay back against the normies
And I'm still here, hiding and laughing.
So, who else is KEKING THE NORMIE'S SHIT UP today?
Yeah. that happened.
What happened next op?
bump 2bh
>manchildren are now imitating /r9k/'s favorite frog on their facebook profile pics
pepe is truly dead.
Pepe's been dead for a while senpai
He's not coming back
>mfw i realize the only reason i want a mommy gf is because my real mom is an emotionally unstable trainwreck who didn't properly care for me when my brain was developing
>>25252172
thats the real deal bra, how much ya blaze?
>buy game
>as it's downloading, realize that just like any other game, I won't enjoy it or finish it
>wasted $10
you could refund it. Get something mindless, like a roguelike-lite or a bullet-hell. Playing Mushihime or Nuclear Throne while watchingstreamersis a comfy time for me
lmao this guy just got blown the fuck out. I made this guy drive 2 hours in the promise that I was a rich indian girl who would only be here for this night. I promised him I would give him 200 dollars and he really needed it.
Today - 6:30pm
>dude: Here
>me: which entrance are you at side or front i'm at the side
>dude: I'm on wrong block hold up. I'm here in the front
>me: ok i'm coming from the side now
>dude: Ok
>me: are you sure you have the right place
>dude: I'm at the front. Don't see you in by entrance
>me: lmao get fucked dumb ass
>dude: Look I'm here, In truck
>me: im not real im a 8 (I'm 21) year old white boy
>dude: Where that money
>me: lmao i live in chicago what do you not understand
Today - 6:46pm
>dude: I'm just trying to kill you
>me: ok buddy goodluck with that
>>25251941
why dont u just play video games?
>>25251972
im on a chrome book homie
DOES ANYONE HAVE THE OTHER PICS THIS FEMANON POSTED
NO, YOU PATHETIC BETA ORBITER
STOP PUTTING PUSSY ON A PEDESTAL
Hi, this is not a raid.
my.gurl.com/forums/read/590.880709-Am-I-leading-him-on
Other good places to spy on fem rants? (depression / evil / debates...)
PS : lezzies aren't wymin
>MissRedrum
> 6 POSTED: 10 September 2015 10:57 pm
>NewGurl
Posts: 1
Joined: 10 Sep 2015
>The thing that you need to make sure of the most is that you tell him that you only want to be friends and explain why. No use in leaving him heartbroken.
I'm not sure he needs to know why... And things like "I already have someone", "I see you like a brother" or "I'm not ready for this" are all bs
Post pictures of your high school class, robots.
>>25251655
Would bang wheelchair girl
Christmas Vocaroo thread? Post happy moments. Both anons and femanons welcome.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1mTw0loL0WK
Bump.
This is definitely original.
Bump. C'mon guys, get in the spirit!
Merry Christmas anons on r9k.
>>25251560
What about those anons that aren't here with us? Those of us that are stuck in awkward family situations as we speak? Do you wish them a merry christmas?
>>25251599
Yes, I do! Very much so...
>>25251560
Merry fucking Christmas, bots !
who here on that
late
night
/grind/
i know i am.
what about you niggas
IS IT REAL NIGGA HOURS YET TBQHFAM
>Christmas day 2015 is in the past.
That's good though, all that stress and holiday bullshit is over with. Well, it will be after New Years.
