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How do I find a good middle ground with my masturbation? From what I know it can make you cumm too fast or not at all. I just want my first time to be picture perfect.
>>25250007
You've never masturbated? I scrub myself with steel wool and try to burn the top layer of my flesh off when I even think something slightly lewd and I've still done it.
>>25250007
It won't be picture perfect regardless of your masturbation habits.
WHO IS THIS SEMEN DEMON BLXX
>dad got me a anime shirt again
Did your powerlevel get reveal this year?
Dad is buying me a selvaria figure (not naked ffs, im not that fucking autistic)
Dad bought me anime figs and is funding my college education, majoring in Japanese.
Having your power level revealed isn't so bad.
>xmas
>all alone
>theres only one other person in my apartment building
>6/10 qt
>i give her a six because shes pretty cute but she chain smokes a lot
>like i know i smoke a lot but goddamn she coughs like every 2 secs
>got some mad dank kush and licka at the crib bruh
>not sure if i should invite her to chill
what should i do robots?
you will regret it if you don't ask her out. good luck.
Does horseback riding really break your hymen?
yes. horsebackriding.
Yes, fucking a horse breaks your hymen.
Yes, riding the horsecock breaks your hymen
>winter blues
Who else is feeling them, robots?
>>25249835
Just felt really empty and drained all day desu. Feel like I should be sad about something but I don't know what
>>25249835
The worst is over now robot. December 12 was the earlier sunset. As soon as January 31 the sunset will be almost 5pm at 52N
>>25249917
Worst feel right there.
Only horrors open up if you go down that rabbit hole.
> In this moment, I am euphoric. Not because of any phony gods blessing. But because, I am enlightened by my intelligence.
am i supposed to get angry at this pic?
>>25249768
This story is far too one-sided and sardonic to believe. Obviously the guy has some weighty fault in the failure of the relationship...either that or she's just a backstabbing, bad person...in 2015 neither of these is surprising.
fucking k!kes
Can anyone else tell how their parents are becoming more and more disappointed with them every Christmas?
yes
but on the other hand my mother got me a Papa Johns gift card because she know how much i like to eat pizza alone and cry, so i think she's starting to accept it
It's the main reason I couldn't call them this year.
It's the main reason I sat at home feeling like a piece of shit all Christmas
It's the reason I'm sitting at home by myself drinking plastic jug vodka on Christmas day and posting on /r9k/
I couldn't stand another fucking year of being asked what I'm doing with my life. Of being asked how my college courses are doing (pro-tip: I dropped out 3 years ago). Of seeing that awkward frown from my parents being disappointed at how much of a piece of worthless trash their son is.
I fucking hate my life and I want to die.
>tfw your voice changed in the middle of class while reading a book and people laughed at you
Puberty is a cruel mistress.
>tfw this happened
>but tfw didn't grow much
Puberty just had to fuck my shit up in particular
This anon posted this picture of his ass earlier because he wanted to make his ass better for his gf.
But I saved all his pictures. Post more boy butts.
I'd fuck this anon so hard.
wtfk this?
>>25249677
That's not a boy butt, but I'd fuck that cutie too.
i love you all.. i hope you have a godo christmas season and merry chritmas spirits this winter. it si truly a bellssing to have you all in my family. every day i come on /r9k/ and look forward to all the great posts. keept hem up. you are truly great and beuatiful. i love you. keep up the memes. marry christmsas.
kek, merry christmas anon
Maybe youll make a friend here.
>kik
>kik
>Kik
Fuck off normalshits.
>>25249516
We just want someone to talk to. Otherwise we wouldn't be on this board.
Senpaiofhentai
If I wanted to make friends I wouldn't be on /r365k/.
Who here /RapeABitchWithAGun/ this Christmas?
In your dreams maybe you beta weak fuck.
>>25249481
you're supposed to strangle them, qts are for strangling and raping, guns are for killing jungle bunnies.
If this deletion was was intentional because it was against the rules or something, forgive me for re-creating it. I am interested in discussing the topic at hand though, so if it was deleted by mistake, then hopefully this thread will stick.
This web site says it's dangerous to masturbate by humping mattresses
http://www.healthystrokes.com/
It says
>Although about 90 percent of males masturbate by hand, about 5-10 percent masturbate by lying face down and thrusting the penis into or against the bed, pillow, or something else. Although masturbation is normal, healthy, and fun, prone masturbation causes severe sexual dysfunction in most males who practice it. This web site describes prone masturbation and the problems of its practitioners and offers case studies and approaches to becoming cured.
>What is prone masturbation?
Prone masturbation is the habit some males have of masturbating in a face-down (prone) position. Some males who masturbate this way rub their penises against the mattress, pillow, or other bedding, or the floor. Some practitioners lie on their stomachs and thrust into their hands. Masturbation is very enjoyable and healthy, and only a small fraction of males masturbate prone; around 90 percent masturbate by stroking up and down the penis with one hand.
>What's wrong with masturbating prone?
>Nearly all males agree that masturbating face up is a fun and delightful practice, but masturbating face down puts excessive pressure on the penis, and especially on the base of the penis. These sensations are not easily replicated in conventional masturbation or in sexual intercourse...
>The most common problems males who masturbate prone have are delayed orgasm or a complete inability to have an orgasm during intercourse (anorgasmia). Many males who masturbate prone also have trouble getting erections.
I figure most of us on /r9k/ are guys so this seems like a reasonable place to discuss the matter. Again if it's against some kind of rule, sorry
And, if you masturbate this way--why? Is it because you're circumcised, or do still have your foreskin but find it better to hump a mattress versus just sliding your penis skin up and down or playing with the end of the foreskin?
Someone brought up the fact that Elliot Rodger masturbated this way. It does say that in his "manifesto".
bumpin for answers.
>average robot
Lifelong khv with mental issues stemming from a lifelong pattern of bullying and abuse. Is completely invisible to the opposite sex. Clinically depressed and suicidal.
>average fembot
Frequently finds herself in relationships with random guys, is a massive attention whore and doesn't add jack shit to conversations. Super stoked about the rave this weekend. Has at least made out with a few guys. Probably fucked a few also.
The genders are not equal. When will this meme end?
"fembots" are just edgy tumblr-kin who think posting on 4chan makes them cool
and no, the meme will not end. there are too many cuck posters who contribute to the threads
They didnt hire me
About to turn 25, no one has ever hired me
>>25249347
Try again somewhere else anon. A minor defeat does not end the war.
