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Come on robot, it's almost the new year! Why aren't you making an honest effort to improve your life? I'm 5'7, skinny, feminine facial features, my room is full of at least 4000 USD in anime merch, but i bang models on the regular because im an unapologetic, interesting, charismatic asshole. Granted some of you are legitimately fucked from a biological standpoint because of hormonal imbalances or crippling deformities, but for the rest of you justifying your failure with "i have too many autist hobbies" and "tfw manlet" need to get over yourselves. Also AMA
Whatever you say pham
>>25243239
are you feminine enough to trap? I'm jelly
>>25243387
i cant remember how many times friends would tell me that they'd straight up fuck me if i were a girl in highschool. but when i graduated i hit the gym and my shoulders got too wide for me to to trap
Daily reminder that the ideal cute, shy, nerdy girl who for some reason everyone dislikes, WILL NEVER EXIST.
Anime makes everything cute.
Lain exists in the 3D world. She's just not cute.
>>25243277
>Lain exists in the 3D world. She's just not cute.
This desu family
>>25243277
I actually wanted to post another character, but I'm scared someone would spoil her story.
>2015
>still using "it's the current year" asn an argument
>>25243225
Here's your reply
My comment was still more original than this post
It seems that on /v/, a lot of people have a...well, let's just say a "thing" for Link from Legend of zelda.
I'm curious: are those who "like" (to put it lightly) him generally straight women, or faggots?
That is a nice butt
>>25243175
He is good looking, courageous, elf ears and mysterious, add all that to a popular franchise and nerdy girls are likely to lose their shit for him.
>>25243175
I need a fitness guide on how to achieve a body (especially an ass) like that.
Prepare your asses for January and February. It's going to get COLD. Global warming means hot ass summers and cold ass winters.
I live in Miami fag
>global warming
1. its called climate change now because it hasn't been warming globally and is starting to go back down by many measures
2. that's not really what it means
3. you're not a weather man, and even if you were you'd probably be wrong
>in here before Christmas
>in here during Christmas
>in here the day after Christmas, sharing our gifts and stories
This makes us a family, and I love you all as one.
Fuck off you lonely pathetic faggot and go back to reddit
http://www.sbs.com.au/ondemand/video/567287875541/if-you-are-the-one
Watch this poor dude get absolutely MASSACRED by women
This should be a reminder to all robots
NEVER "BEE URSELF", it's fucking shit, you are a virgin for a reason
Start lifting and reading /r/theredpill now
Not watching all that shit. Summarise in a greentext it for us
>>25242974
video doesn't even play for me
I agree with >>25243144
what the fuck am i supposed to be seeing?
>Wang Dong
His name is literally Dick Dick.
Why haven't you got a dog or a pup /r9k/?
>loyal
>caring
>life time companion
>makes you go outside
So what it is it? Got my self a pair, best choice i have ever made.. at least now i have a reason to get up early in the morning.
>inb4 it only follows you for food
even if they do, does who cares they make me happy.
fuck off you strawberry eating faggot
>And it's the most wonderful time of the year!!
For kids maybe.
>>25242920
go get some cock anon you'll feel better
>but I'm not gay
never too late
>Spending Christmas alone
>Been listening to the radio so it feels like someone's here with me
>DJ is sounding depressed as well, stuttering
>He's played "Time" by Pink Floyd twice in one hour
internet radio im guessing. fucking losers.
>>25242818
FM, who wants to listen to a neckbeard jaw about shit I already know in a nasally voice
I feel like Roger Waters gets off on worsening depressive moods.
>be american
>get cagedget also shot
>>25242772
Democrats should replace the donkey with a chastity cage.
>>25242772
> mfw cock so small I can still fap through the cage
jokes on you
Well should she?
> why
Her daughter in law was a roastie Stacy that was cucking her son with an Arab, so she had her killed.
What else do you people want from a queen?
Also I should add that the son she was protecting seems to be a robot tier sperg
>>25242717
>>25242740
if these are true, then hail to my new queen
R9k seems like the last trollable place on the Internet. You guys will believe anything...why is this?
>>25242700
do we though, or we do just pretend like we do so the people trolling us are the ones trolled.
#metaposting
We're broken and desperate to latch onto anything
>>25242700
What kind of twisted individual would lie on 4chan?
ITT we list the things we hate, why we hate them, etc. It can be things people do or say, it can be things that happen in our daily lives, anything. Try it, robots. It can be therapeutic if you're having a bad day.
I hate:
>people who are overly enthusiastic about about life. They remind me how dead inside I am. I'd love nothing more than to crush their hopes and dreams.
>people who blast loud music in their car. Seriously, you fucking assholes, there's enough noise pollution outside.
>people who think any sexual practice is okay as long as it's "between consenting adults", like it being so determines whether or not it's disgusting.
>the noises that dolphins and whales make. Fucking ear rape.
>pampered bourgeois suburbanites who think they're above manual labor.
>the basic bitch look. It's seriously unattractive.
>children in general.
>dogs. I'd hate them less if their vocal chords were removed at birth, though.
>the dumbing down of consumer electronics. Fuck your "apps."
>and last but not least, myself.
i hate people who make 2 identical threads
>>25242705
Wait, how did that double post? Shouldn't there be a spam filter?
>>25242696
ITT kill yourself ITT
Who /offtheradar/ here?
no one cares about me, but it's probably because i barely socialize with them.
here and i cant fucking bear it anymore. i will socialize more next year no matter how i much i fuck up, im 28 and cant bear the loneliness anymore.
![lain-bear-2[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/VEfbvx3.jpg "lain-bear-2[1]")
