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>The normies are right now celebrating Christmas with their friends and family
Ha ha! Those fools! They do not know the pleasure of sitting alone wanking to cartoons in a dark basement room, sheltered from the cruel, cold outside world! Their pleasure is merely fleeting. One day a year they get to truly enjoy the fruits of their labor and socialize with their family and friends. We are not burdened by such obligations. Our family abandoned hope for us long ago. Our friends, if we ever had any did the same. Sure they will party and enjoy themselves today, but soon their fun will end, and they will return to the drudgery of school and work, toiling away for no reason and wasting away. We are the enlightened ones, NEET brothers! Rejoice!
>>25245602
bump for christ, our lord and savior
How does one wish qts a Merry Christmas? I feel like it's sort of required, but do I send a similar message to everyone? A special message to the qt? Wait for qt to message me like an alpha? (She probably won't) Give up and drink myself stupid like every other christmas?
>>25245521
Send help onii-senpaitachi
>get a text
>It's from my boss
>"Merry Christmas Anon!"
What the fuck do I do? I'm sweating bullets right now.
My boss got me a coffee mug. She's pretty chill. She even cuts my hours when I ask. Life is good as part timer. I average 6 days a month.
>>25245387
Don't reply. They're just trying to get people to come in.
"Cheers, Merry Christmas to you too, and (assuming you aren't seeing them until 2016) a happy new year!"
Roasties completely BTFO
>Pictured: National Guardsman who killed his daughters, 5 and 8, then shot himself in the head in murder-suicide amid custody battle two days before Christmas
>Levi Parker, 37, died Thursday from self-inflicted gunshot wound to the head after killing his daughters Wednesday
>Mackenzie Parker, 8, was pronounced dead at the scene; Haylee Parker, 5, was rushed to a hospital and later died
>Deputies responded to Parker's condo in Tucson after the girls' mother called 911 to report a threatening call
>Her estranged husband was looking their daughters amid legal issues
>Parker worked for a defense contractor and served in Arizona Army National Guard
In late November, he posted on Facebook his daughter Mackenzie's Christmas wish list
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3374042/Pictured-National-Guardsman-killed-daughters-5-8-shot-head-murder-suicide-amid-custody-battle-two-days-Christmas.html
>>25245090
wow you are so edgy
>>25245090
u r so cool man
>>25245281
meh the kids were ugly who cares
I made this for you guys. I was introduced to /b/ in 2004 and here I am. Enjoy the rest of your day, try to detect and change your negative thought patterns, try to realize that not everyone in the world but you is stupid. Choose to feel good. Merry Christmas, bros!
i like it here because these people need love. plus the dank memes mang
http://www.16personalities.com/
ENTP's where we at?
>>25244949
ISTP checking in
>>25244949
>implying this is more accurate than Zodiacs.
Are you a cancer OP?
any other Aries here? i really feel this affecting my life every day.
lets discuss why indians are the absolute worst creatures residing on this planet
>>25244859
SUCC SUCC SUCC SUCC SUCC SUCC SUCC
did you ever think about visiting a hooker?
>>25244764
>think about
been there done that
Not really.
I'm not all that interested in sex for the sake of sex.
If anything, I'd do the 'hire a girl to cuddle with' like some neckbeard did.
I visit hookers regularly. It's no big deal. Feels good to live in a country where it's legal.
anyone seen this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Z760XNy4VM
>>25244666
>666
r-relax dude
>Entire family going to spend time with each other
>Given up on me at this point and no longer bother to try to get me to go
How's your Christmas going fellow robots
I got a single $50 gift card from my parents. I'm laying in bed immobilized by sadness.
Dubs decide if I dump nudes
nah, you wont.
not today faggot
Oh God please don't
Post newds.
>this site is full of meming teenagers!!!
You know no one under 25 visits this site, right?
Bich nigger.
Multiple polls up just the other day show that 40% of posters are 18-22, the other 40% under 18.
This site is fucking cancer.
I'm original 20
I've been posting here since I was 13 so no that's bullshit.
>get her so wet during a makeout session you can feel it through her pants just when you grab her ass
bump because smug wojak
I didn't shave since November until last Sunday. Now, I've barely got stubble when I would have grown more hair after two days of not shaving. What do?
>>25244413
You are a failed male, become a femboy and put that boipucci to work.
>>25244458
Suck my dick first, whiteboi
do women have sexual drive? is it true?
Yes. Some girls like sex a lot.
On top of having a sex drive that is largely similar to men, women occasionally indulge in fetishes as well.
You'll never know.
Unless you are Chad.
women go into heat for about 4 days out of every monthly cycle anon.
>their voices become slightly higher
>light blush of readiness on face and skin
>somehow a little more attractive than usual
>riskier behavior, shorter skirts, increased desire for attention
>masturbate to daddy rape fantasies every few hours
then they return to frigid nagging and empty unpleasantness. women are only especially tolerable when they are briefly fertile every month. because men are constantly fertile they're much easier to get along with, and much more alive.
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