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mfw acnekuns mom tries to commit suicide.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OawWzvb41s8
>>25244286
TRlED
Why when people make a video they ALWAYS
HAVE
TO SAY:
"Uh yeah jibroski I dont know you you CAN SEE THIS but uh... oh wait. Oh umm. Yeah. I dont Know If youall can see this"
YES WE CAN FUCKING SEE IT YOU COCK FOR BRAINS
>>25244286
pretending to be robot gets punished hard
get fucked normie you deserve this
How many of you know that feel when no matter what you do females reject you?
nobody, kill yourself normie.
>torrenting is hard
go to bed mom
>I don't know how to torrent
How does /r9k/ feel about politics, specifically Jeb?
He's like the Robot of the politics world.
Pic related... Just sent him this on my fake twitter account.
>deliberately trying to get the powers that be to notice you
You're a fool.
>>25244095
I think memes are reality at this point, /pol/ is having way too much fun with those elections.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zwefchCvvmo
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Z1cx2PMwNr
I've never discussed the fact with my sister, does she know?
can they sense it?
>>25243946
joke to her about finding a friend to take your virginity
you never know
>>25243946
Yes they can sense it. Unless you're a funny loud mouthed Chad, Normies usually try to think of any reason to degrade you in their minds in order to make themselves feel superior. They're keen to sense vulnerability.
>>25243946
Depends how much of an awkward autist you are.
If you can more or less blend in with normies, they won't usually suspect anything.
If you are shy, weak and awkward, they will be able to smell your virginity a mile away.
>Masturbating like usual the other night
>When climax begins, feel like some muscle fucked up and the ejaculate is shot internally instead with not even a little bit coming out of my penis
This is in fact the worst feeling you can have. It's not even that it's painful, it just feels wrong and broken.
has anyone ever had a day where their penis just felt really warm for no reason? No pain or anything. Just a weird numbness and warmth.
>>25243929
please elaborate on that feel
I used to force myself to do this all the time. You push really hard on your taint and it blocks the semen. I did it because I was fapping in a bunkbed with my brother on the other bunk and didn't want to deal with the mess. I'm pretty sure he told me about it while we were in bed, which is kind of weird looking back on it.
can i get some chad selfies to troll on okcupid with. im too retarded to find some.
here you go.
pure, unadultered alpha male
>>25243835
Google "Alexander Ludwig instagram" and pick out some realistic looking pictures. Please update the thread I could use some laughs.
Also say that you're a neo nazi on your profile. I wanna see if chicks will still want you if you're a neo nazi.
My predilection is having sex with girls who are in love with me but who I feel nothing for in return.
I love calmly watching them indulge in their out of this world hazy and feverish happiness with me as I think about how futile all their hopes and dreams are, how they're now completely a slave to their emotions and human nature and there's absolutely nothing they can do to escape from their inevitable, soul-crushing despair when I break up with them.
Obviously I don't have the highest self-esteem.
And I'm not at all Chad-like. I'm a pretty introverted and sensitive guy.
Ask me anything.
>>25243641
yeah i have alright facial genetics and social skills. pretty good at acting. i like it when i can tell girls are interested and i just completely ignore them, talk to their friends making them jealous, i ask them "is your friend single" and talk to them like a gay best friend, like they are such scum to me that they don't even register on my radar.
last night someone said "are you two together?" to me and a qt, i saw "ewwww god no".
kek, i guess my self esteem is fucking low and i get off on the power / self sabotage
So, what's the deal with height, the strongest man in History was a manlet, he measured 179 cm at max. What's so wrong with being short?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Louis_Cyr
>>25243617
he was part black
>>25243617
Thats quebecers for you
>Merry Christmas, anon!
>I hope you like her!
Wow little niece, thanks for finding me a blonde qt in my own age for consensual sex in the missionary position!
>>25243587
Wow, are you literally gay?
>no Christmas gifts under the tree
>tell mommy I was a good boy this year
>she said 25 is too old to receive gifts from Santa
>got some clothes and gift cards instead from mommy
>scream and kick and throw the gift boxes
>she hushes me and brings a hot plate of chicken tendies
>too upset and kick the plate out of her hand, tendies on the floor, dog eating them
>mommy is crying
>she fakes my younger brothers gifts and gives them to me instead
>now I got Beats headphones, Star Wars Battlefront, new keyboard and mouse
>brother starts crying
>grab chicken tendie off the floor and shove it in his mouth
>>25243423
Very funny, robutt
Anime is the greatest artistic medium ever developed by mankind. There is nothing better than a good anime series.
What about fine patrician kino?
you fucking weeb
I mean, suppose I
>miraculously find a girl who is interested in the prospect of a romantic date
>notice that this is the case
>ask her out successfully
What the fuck happens next? What do normies do on dates? I mean, I am not boring, yet I find it nearly impossible to have fun with just one other person.
I can have fun alone with my otaku/redneck interests, I can have fun with two or more friends or just randoms, but in a one on one situation I am only able to have a conversation. As soon as there are at least three people in the group it is fairly easy to just keep everyone entertained and laughing all the time.
What do normies do?
just get to know her
>>25243396
Reads a lot like pic related desu
>>25243503
you're not a fucking clown or stand up comedian hosting a show. you bring her on a date to get to know her, see if she is girlfriend material (and she is there to see if you are boyfriendmaterial). you ask her about her interests, job etc
thats what you do on a date.
>ywn have a cool niche friendship with someone on that status where you address eachother in these encounters by your last names, in a respectful matter of fact style
We do coke too, you guys do that?
>>25243380
It's called pop you filthy fucking southerner.
>>25243380
>>25243491
>calling it anything other than soda
Best thing you got for Christmas?
I got a Cypress Hill record
Posted in another thread, but my sister made me a custom Rick and Morty glass herself, and it looks really awesome. I have other gifts that probably cost a bit more, but the usefulness and thought that went into it puts it over the top.
A reply back.
>>25243354
have another famalam
