How do I ask out a qt classmate
Do I literally just say something like "hey do you wanna go get food tomorrow" after finals? We are sort of on speaking terms and I have her number, but we've only talked about our class and nothing else.
Just b ur self, anon
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>>28351054
Do something a guy and girl who are about to date would do and not something just friends could do. Ask her on a date.
>>28351085
Do you want to eat shit robot
>>28351103
So am I supposed to actually say "date"?
>This is a round up.
>This is a low-flying panic attack.
>Avoid all eye contact
>Do not react
>You are all I need.
>You're all I need.
>I'm in the middle of your picture.
>Lying in the reeds.
>>28350743
>Mfw I only go on this board for these threads now
The panic, the vomit
>be me
>dream about a cute girl
>we hang out together, we cuddle, kiss and lie next down to each other on the bed watching netflix
>we go around places, she laughs with her beautiful smile whenever we do something funny
>realize I fell in love with this girl
>dreams go on for 3 days, finally I feel happy and actually looking forward to sleeping
>dreams suddenly...
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>>28350630
This is what you'd be like if you had a gf OP
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u5e1HG5Xkgk
>>28350630
>tfw wanted to ask if she wanted to marry me in the next dream
This is why girls don't like you.
>had dream gf
fuck off normie
I'm a guy but for most of my life I've primarily fantasized about being a girl and getting fucked in my pussy by a big sweaty man. If I fantasize about fucking a girl in the pussy, I can only cum by imagining that she's really bored and turned off by the whole thing, like she's just doing this as a favor, and she gets a little grossed out when I finally cum inside her.
Can anyone relate?
Bump I don't want to be alone.
>>28350567
I've had very similar fantasies my whole life too.
Being a girl, and fucking that one twinky guy that I had a crush on. Also fucking other guys who were completely losers and social misfits because I either somehow got forced to do it or because I was the only one who was taking pity on them.
I've also fantasized about getting pregnant, and becoming a housewife. Having my husband fuck me after a long day of work, becoming pregnant again months after just giving birth. Having my nipples...
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>>28350567
Why isn't she sitting ?
>tfw thinking you are a funny guy
>tfw all funny stories in your party are based around you and your actions
>tfw you realize your friends laugh at you not with you
>tfw you are just a fucking clown to them
anyone else have this problem? how do you cope with that?
soon I am moving into another city. how do I avoid being labeled as clown by new people I meet there?
>>28350529
>anyone else have this problem? how do you cope with that?
I stopped having friends 3 years ago.
>anon, you're so funny!!
>tell us a joke!
>you should be a comedian anon!
>>28351449
>>anon, you're so funny!!
>>tell us a joke!
>>you should be a comedian anon!
Shiiite, i used to have friends like this in school
>>28350529
>>your party
>being so autistic you call the group you hang out with your "party" like it's a fucking rpg
wew lad
anyone want to be my friend?
i'm gay and i play video games
>>28350430
>i'm gay and i play video games
sounds like me desu
Will you be a loyal friend? Why don't you currently have any friends? What happened to the friends you had in the past?
>>28350430
What games?
originalerino
How should I give my 2 weeks notice to my boss?
My new job starts in just over 2 weeks and I want to give notice instead of just never showing up again, but he will try to fight me to make me stay.
Will I have to just block his number and never show up again?
Or is there a peaceful solution?
Have you ever given notice before?
I just do a hand written letter with a brief explanation and sign it.
Kill him
This is original.
>I regret to inform you that I no longer wish to work here, I have plans to leave in two weeks. Working here has been a real pleasure, keep the place going strong without me.
Don't leave on a bad note, future employers fucking hate it when they go to background check you and find out that you left on bad terms. Life is a game of connections and cutting out your old boss would be a mistake, you never know if you will need to contact him in the future.
Why are asians so much more masculine than all the other races especially compared to whites? Comment if you agree
pic not related
anime
anime is the divine communion with the world of forms
of course overexposure can be dangerous
go away bebe you ugly hoodrat
>>28350405
>tfw no bf that looks like that
How come you guys don't have a gf?
Because they aren't delivering themselves into my moms basement.
>>28350303
but I do, anon
>reeee normie get out
All the robots who post tfw no gf, don't actually want gfs for good reasons. They just want a hole to fuck, which nearly the same feeling can be granted by their hand so they simply jerk off so as to alleviate this feel. If they wanted someone to love them they would better themselves so they can be loved, which is something nearly every poster on this board refuses to do.
How to people become neckbeards? I don't think it is a conscious fashion choice like Emo or Punk, so why do they end up like this?
>>28350300
It's probably because people can't be bothered to shave or groom their beard
Like me
Fuck that waste of time, I cut my hair all over with a number 3 every month and I'm done
It's very simple. They simply don't care about how they look.
They care about being able to do their hobbies and that's it. So you become fat and get too lazy to even care about shaving. You'll notice very little neckbeards actually properly take care of their facial hair.
I think it's a combination of not wanting to identify with current fashion trends and not knowing how to properly groom oneself with a heaping helpful of not giving a shit.
>that kid who refused to recite the pledge of allegiance
>being this edgy
probablyblox
>tfw it was a muslim
>>28350253
>that kid that ate lunch in the restroom
>tired of being a robot, decide to improve self
>start lurking on /fit/ to get some tips
>it's literally just /r9k/ with muscles
>everywhere people complain about normies, pizza-eating Chads, and qts they're too pathetic to talk to
>realize there's no escaping robothood
>realize whatever I do, I'm here forever
>>28350179
At least you tried to improve yourself. Most of the people here just want to complain.
>>28350179
The only thing you need to read at /fit/ is the sticky and the questions threads if you have any specific doubt.
The rest is more or less the same as r9k but with some guys pretending to be Chad.
>>28350179
What about the brojobs?
>Anon are you coming to Neo Nazi rally?
>>28350178
will there be free gfs
>>28350178
>tfw black
>tfw neo Nazi's don't realize real Nazis were fine with blacks
I just want a qt nazi GF
you know if some swarthy chad walked past them they'd all drop their political beliefs instantly
I need a friend. I'm a messed up person with different problems that I've never told other people.
>>28350114
What kind of friend do you want? What do you look for in a friend?
Confess to your sins on this Vietnamese basket weaving forum. Weave your troubles away
>>28350114
Yakuza thread?
Would you want a tiny gf/pet? How would you treat her?
>>28350030
>How would you treat her?
Like an onahole.
Also, ever seen the hotglue threads on /gif/? Yeah.
>>28350075
Micro-penis detected
Can I be the tiny bf/pet instead?