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NO HYMEN
NO DIAMOND
DEAL WITH IT
>>28354654
w o w just wow, it's 2016, stop slut shaming you shitlord!
>>28354654
I miss my chihuahua pupper
>>28354654
He is mega cute
I want to make a meaningful post about something. I want people to understand my struggle, but I can't put it into words. Everything I write sounds like edgy bullshit.
I have no mouth and I must scream, I guess.
>>28354606
maybe you are just edgy.
how old are you?
>>28354606
I know that feel but theres no point throwing this out on this board because 90% of people here have enough issues of their own to deal with
>>28354606
>>28354646
Both of you can post your Skype and I'll talk about whatever with you.
Is he ours again?
May God Himself send those two reddit frogs to the hottest depths of hell
Thou there shalt bee a new meme after the frog era
Why are frogs so funny bros?
so I matched with this thicc cutie on tinder and she gave me her number but I am super autistic and don't know how to talk with girls. What do I even say here?
Ask her to get drunks or coffee or something.
Why do the totally inept people get all the chances?
Subtly ask for anal
>>28354575
when? im not free today
>can only find bad non furry vore
>can only find furry vore
>mfw
Well, if vore is your shit, you might want to consider a giantess fetish. Vore is a sub category and pretty big for giantess fetishists. Usually consists of giant girls eating tiny humans.
Anyone /hatetheirfetish/ here?
I have emetophilia and I want to kill myself
>>28356425
I don't understand how people get turned on by that, how does it even turn people on?
Is it okay to refuse doing something risky for your parents if you have no insurance? I have no insurance and they want me to climb on top of there roof to clean there shit gutters. Is this unreasonable?
It's ok to refuse anything your parents tell you. Forcing children to obey orders leaves them incapable of living independently as adults.
>>28354558
The problem isn't that I just feel like them trying to force me into something that maybe ending up putting me into debt is something I should take as a red flsg
>>28354862
I mean it doesn't seem like a big deal to me, but I trust my roof and don't have bad balance I think. If it does make you uneasy, tell them that, or just tell them no. I don't see why they would try to force debt on you if you can't pay it, because then I think they would have to help you.
>What the fuck am I doing of life ?
>>28354470
>thinking
She's a porn star. They don't think. They're mostly spirit animals.
>>28354572
Woman don't think in general, don't just label her as a non thinker for dong porn.
>Proxy Paige
Dude she just loves sex.. it's probably pretty awesome to her that she also gets paid for it.
I'm doing a little psychological experiment regarding waifus. I want you to tell me two things:
1: Your waifu(s), and their most noticeable personality traits
2: Any mental disorders/issues, or abnormal traits you have.
I believe there is a link between what waifu(s) you have and mental disorders.
>>28354313
I am borderline autistic and socially retarded but do not have a waifu because I'm not a pleb and I'm not falling for a retarded meme / ancient bandwagon
>>28354616
>I belong on Reddit
Yes, thank you for sharing.
>>28354616
Thanks for sharing anon, keep me posted
What's it like raising kids?
A lot of work and a lot of worry. You can try your hardest and it still not be enough, or still mess up. It's rewarding though.
degener@cy
>>28354249
>inb4 the meaning of life
>inb4 biological imperative
>tfw have a hard time hiding my misogyny
>>28354192
>hiding it
>ever
>>28354192
Are There any good stories of you spewing your misogyny .
>>28354228
Getting into arguments with woman at work, and saying stuff like;
>Well look you don't understand because you're a woman
That sort of stuff gets me into trouble.
>that unaccountable sense of dread that follows you everywhere
I block it out with video games, tv/movies, and alcohol.
Falling asleep is the hardest part. I have to wait until I cannot keep my eyes open anymore. I have to distract myself with a mobile game or something and I play it until I pass out. If I just lay there my thoughts scream at me all night and I never fall asleep.
The moments between escapism are terrible though.
>>28354172
>The moments between escapism are terrible though.
VR can't come soon enough
>>28354193
still have to eat though.
Fucking bullshit. I want my pill food now.
What's the point of existing if free will doesn't exist and you and all of your actions have already been determined long ago by external forces?
.
All of your achievements and accomplishments in life are not yours - they are the result of a long cause and effect chain that began long before your were even born. So, when you get pleasure from achieving something, it's actually really quite pathetic and delusional.
You are of equal meaning to that of an ant. You are of equal free will to that of a computer. You are a poor, pathetic, helpless deterministic robot who is too ignorant, dumb and afraid to face the harsh reality of how ultimately, your aspirations in life are completely inane due to the underlying mechanism of determinism.
>>28354099
This is why people become degenerate
>>28354099
There is no point. Who said there was?
Cypher eating steak - ignorance is bliss. If it looks like steak, smells like steak, tastes like steak - I'd rather be the guy eating the steak than turbo-sperg Neo saying "but it's not reaaaall"
I wish I had more reasons to live.
You've got plenty. Don't kill yourself you would upset your gf, friends, and your co workers.
>>28354095
I wish I didn't, then I could just kill myself and be done with it.
There are plenty reasons to live.
You just have to discover every single one, and this can be the hardest part. But after you made it, you will make it to the top and be happy as fuck ( as I am, I love my life and I wish I could live forever, sometimes I just cry because everything is so beautiful and feels amazing) ! :-)
I turned 21 years old today
What now?
go to a bar.
drink until they cut you off or throw you out, whichever comes first.
guarantee you'll have an eventful night. A night to remember.
Now you hope for a speeding truck
Continue to pretend that time will solve your problems in some other way than killing you, and carry on being lazy piece of shit.
How's that weight loss going, anon? Normal bmi yet?
How about the lifting? Strong yet?
I'm now within the BMI for being 'healthy' but we all know BMI is stupid, so I'm still working on it. Haven't lifted at all really, mostly cardio so that I can be lithe.
>tfw have body of all-around, good natured, high-functioning autistic, Female Lesbian Soul, and Transwoman, artist, gamer and creative type.
I have the pudgy lumpy body you would expect from a sperg.
